Photos
Because this week isn’t going to get any better than this:
If this had been me, I would have someone dig a hole right there in the ground next to my body and bury me to death, because unlike Jay Leno, I’M GOING OUT ON TOP. (Via TheDailyWhat, BuzzFeed, HuffingtonPost.)
 |
 |
Don’t get me wrong, this is a cute video and all but I gotta ma – nope, I’m not even gonna finish that.
You forgot to add “Headphones UP!”
What we don’t realise is that those are trainee sniffer dogs and that guy is dying of a cocaine overdose.
He’s going to go home and realize he will never again experience anything as great as this.
It’s basically the Bridges of Madison County, but puppies.
He reached for his sunglasses, still miraculously perched on his chest in spite of a beautiful minute and twenty seconds writhing in pure ecstatic joy. The puppies had left, but the feeling, the taste of heaven that they had given him, had not. The warmth within him seemed to be bubbling up, refusing to be contained by his mere mortal shell, one that had been overwhelmed and humbled by such a sacred experience. The puppies reminded him of his own childhood turtle Sparky, and filled a void within him which had been vacant since the death of his wife. For the first time in years, he felt complete.
Raising himself heavily to his feet, he walked back towards the street brushing stray blades of grass from his tan shirt, which clung to the scent of puppy like James Cameron clung to his final shreds of self-respect following the Academy Awards. Pausing, he looked back wistfully on the patch of grass upon which he had just experienced what was surely the defining moment of his life. Struck by this realization, he continued his trudge back to his car, his feet feeling heavier with each step.
By the time he reached his car, the bubbling warmth which had only moments ago possessed him had subsided entirely. Leaning against the steering wheel of his refurbished 2010 model Toyota Prius, he cried openly, savoring the tears streaming down his face, each one paving a new path for the next. After about 20 minutes his tears had slowed, although he fought to bring more to his eyes, to express the agony and anguish that was raging within him. He brought his head up and, resolute, started his car.
He drove purposefully through the downtown streets. Each inch that he put between him and that sacred sunny spot seemed to remove a small piece of his soul, but he continued onward. His ability to choose his own fate and the lightly fragrant dried puppy saliva on his cheek were all that he had left. Continuing his route directly towards the local unguarded clifftop, he looked up at the sun setting in the west. The glowing orb low in the sky reminded him of a young golden retriever’s eye. He smiled wisely, calmly, knowing that he had lived his life for all it was worth.
!
A++
Oh my god my evil black heart is just exploding with love for puppies.
I thought for a second, “No, This Can’t Be?! Has he Learned to Feel Love?”
And then I realized it was not Glenn Beck (I thought he was crying hysterically and yelling about Nobama but they were tears of laughter and joy, not hysteria)
“All right, that’s it for me. Goodnight Everybody!”
You gonna buy it?
Of course not, I get 1 bag of Nilla wafers for every copy sold. Nilla wafers:Babies :: Cigarettes:Prison Inmates.
<–all of us just now
I want all of them to come live at my house and greet me when I get home from work every day.
My inner Steve Winwood has someone to say: Yuck! Dogs are gross.
Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.
Well that was the quickest mood change I’ve ever had. Can someone post something extra adorable to STOP THE BLEEDING IN MY SOUL?
this kitten thinks it’s a frog!
This cat thinks its a pig!
This guy thinks he’s a good author!
Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.
Better.
Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.
Take that
Sorry wrong link!!!!!!!!
http://yfrog.com/0j27777871j
Dang, commenting and pretending to work at the same time is a lot harder than just pretending to work and reading the blog.
HUH?
Was this not the way we we were eating our dinner tonight?
BAM!
You can do better than that!
I applaud you sir.
i wish every video was this video
Where can i purchase a puppies-licking-my-face alarm clock? I don’t care how much it costs, I’d ruin my credit for it.
i am such a sucker for a wiggly tail. and no, that’s not a sex thing. ugh. you’re gross for thinking that.
I rescued my dog from a shelter when he was already 3 years old. It’s a bummer I will never know how cute he was as a puppy. So I am going to pretend one of these little guys is him. Isn’t he cute?
Definitely the awwww moment of the week. month. year. DECADE!
I think this would be constituted as cute if it wasn’t a middle-aged man being surrounded by puppies.
THANK YOU! I think the puppies are adorable, but I couldn’t even finish watching the video because I just wanted that guy to shut up and go away. more puppies, less middle-aged man, please.
Right, it’s like a NAMPLA recruitment video.
this is the best thread ever. especially the battle of cute vs. disturbing pictures. that needs to happen more.
This reminds me of a very similar situation on the metro in Mexico City when a pack of puppies stole my wallet.
Best episode of the Glenn Beck Show ever.
Oh man, my insides just went squeeeeee!