Because this week isn’t going to get any better than this:
If this had been me, I would have someone dig a hole right there in the ground next to my body and bury me to death, because unlike Jay Leno, I’M GOING OUT ON TOP. (Via TheDailyWhat, BuzzFeed, HuffingtonPost.)
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.