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Stop the blogs, Vicki Vale, what is that?! A Mean Girls video game! But it’s only 2010! I’m not sure the world is ready for a Mean Girls video game! Although, this works out perfectly, because it’s for the Nintendo DS Lite, which is also known as Your Video Game Console. “I keep it in my Bad Batz Maru fanny pack!”
So, what will this game be like?! From the Gamestop website (sorry, from YOUR WEBSITE):
Rumors. Lies. Intrigue. It’s High School. Based on the hit Paramount movie. Follow the misadventures of Cady from Jingle Bell Rock to the School Prom
A-B-A-B-UP-DOWN-LEFT-RIGHT-SELECT-START-WHUT? What a good idea for a game. Very game-sounding. “I’m addicted to following the misadventures of Cady!” Parents are like, “It’s hard to get my child to read more books when Cady’s misadventures are so overstimulating. But all his friends are following them, too, so what am I to do?!”
Let’s take a look at what you’ll actually do in this exciting and necessary game:
- Go up against plastics, jocks, art freaks and mathletes, as you work to play the cliques against each other and become the high school prom queen!
- Unlock new mini‐games and environments
NEW MINI-GAMES AND ENVIRONMENTS! More like AWESOME Girls!
I am intrigued that they removed Lindsay Lohan from the cover of this game. Before I was like “Mean Girls came out six years ago, so maybe we don’t need a boring-sounding portable Nintendo video game about it in which you follow misadventures on your way to videogame prom, and also what the hell is this,” but then I saw that they had removed Lindsay Lohan from the entire Mean Girls premise and I was like, “A WHOLE NEW WORLD. Don’t I dare close my eyes.” This game should probably be called Myst 2 because it’s about to change everything. (Myst jokes! Mean Girls video games! 2010 forever!)
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They didn’t want to compete with the I KNOW WHO KILLED ME video game.
This has nothing on “Gossip Girl: The Legend of Doroda.”
I still have Heathers for my N64, so I’m good.
You’ll come for the snarky duologue, you’ll stay for the fatalities.
FLAWLESS VICTORY
Upvotes for you. That is much funnier.
What’s next, a “Citizen Kane” videogame, AMIRITE?
Staring lovelessly at your wife record, 50 points
“Casablanca: Play It Again”
No, but a code in the new NBA Jam will let you play as Joseph Cotten.
W/e, this game is great. I just unlocked the heavy flow power-up.
That’s so fetch
-what all the kids are saying about this on their foursquares or whatever
Milk-a-what? (Because Mean Girls is nearly as relevant as the Etrade baby)
My first step would be to cut off of the plastics’ hair. Since, you know, they’re full of secrets. +5000
Something Gabe hasn’t played a videogame since he was sixty-seven (1989).
Something tells me. Words are hard.
Finally, A video game I can masturbate to.
At least once, DAMN!
Oh, well la-dee-da your majesty. Since when has Custer’s Revenge not been good enough for you?
Or do you prefer your orgasms without the accompanying nightmares?
You can have them without?!
At one time, my ex-husband had the world record for Custer’s Revenge.
That is (a) graphic.
Then you haven’t been playing the right games:
WHAT THE fuck is wrong WITH RYGAR?
Are you asking: “What is Rygar suffering from?” or “Why do you not like Rygar?”
The answer to both questions is “Gout.”
Clearly you haven’t played Ms. Pac Man. Also all of the Mario games…
You’ll have to make sure that the difficulty level is set to HARD.
do the words “leisure suit larry on the commodore amiga” not mean anything to you?
Guys, It was just a joke… I can masturbate to anything… I’m a man.
“Boo, you Goomba”
*GASP
Fingers crossed for the Down To You game; come on Hacky-Sack sub-game!
Is there a level where I push Regina George in front of a bus?
I’m a little sad about how many of my friends will be thrilled by this news.
Anyone else loving that they “forgot” to put Lindsay on the cover?
Why the downvotes? Do we secretly have Lohan fans lurking? I wasn’t saying anything about her character (although there is a lot to say). I just find it funny that the biggest name involved with the movie at the time of its release has no place on the videogame’s cover.
No no no, it’s because Gabe already pointed out that there’s no Lindsay on the cover, NOT because we all love Lindsay Lohan. Although I actually DO love Lindsay Lohan, but I didn’t downvote you anyway, BUT I’M NOT ABOUT TO GIVE YOU AN UPVOTE, EITHER, but I will give you a hug. C’mere.
Aw, thanks. My fatal flaw was that I saw the picture, commented, then went back to reading it all the way through. My mistake! I just got so excited! (cue Jessie Spano’s caffeine-induced singing and crying)
She doesn’t even go to this school.
It is actually pretty kick-ass and relevant. I played a tester, and let me tell you guys, when you unlock Tim Meadows you can skateboard through the hallways with a baseball bat. It costs 30 zunes to get past the final Neil Flynn cameo, but it’s totes worth it.
AND! Mr. Duvall shouts out all of his awesome catchphrases from the movie when he swings his bat!
“Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!”
“My carpal tunnel came back!”
“I will keep you here until four!”
“Awe, HELL no! I did not leave the South Side for this!”
“Yeah, I can’t do this.” (when it’s game over)
I love TIm Meadows in that film.
Only getting if I can play as Damien.
You can have ‘em, I will dominate North Shore as Glen Coco!
You go, Glen Coco!
I hope he has a energy bar thing and when it reaches red, the screen will read “Damien is now too gay to function”.
Whatever, I’m getting cheese-fries.
Is Nintendo a carb?
I knew I should have waited another day to make my video game history chart. A WHOLE NEW WORLD, INDEED.
on the ‘whole new world’ note…did Gabe just quote Aladdin??
that said: does anyone remember the Little Mermaid Handheld Video Game?
because I kicked so much as on that thing. *best car trips ever*
We were too poor and luddite for that. We had rubber bands.
just really disappointed in tina fey for this.
Just looking at the video game cover makes me want to go to jail.
just really disappointed that we’ll have to wait until 2016 for the ps4′s Jersey Shore: The Guideo Game.
I can’t wait for the next video game adaptation of a movie. Look out for “Precious: based on the film ‘Precious: Based on the Novel “Push” by Sapphire’” in 2017!
They better push that release date to 2011 or it will never be played. 2012!
I want to hear the final boss videogame nerd bragging about how becoming videogame prom king in Mean Girls was a “surprise, come from behind victory”
Everyone knows the Best Video Game from a Movie is Total Recall
Honestly, I was partial to the Friday the 13th videogame. It corrects the zombie deficiency of the films quite nicely, in my opinion.
Lest we forget Doubt for the Sega Genesis
“I have my certainty!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=321VHP92d8A
OMG! This is SO fetch.
Stop trying to make fetch happen!
Why don’t we quote Mean Girls on here more?
Anyone know if this is compatible with my 100-Calorie Nintendo Console?
I played this and made the mistake of joining the Mathletes…. I died on level 1from social suicide.
this town needs an enema!
I’m not that good at video games. I’ve, you know, “known other things” in the last 12 years of my life (I haven’t known anything).
But I bet I could be XBoxer1080 at this game.
shit – BEAT. I could BEAT him at this game. damn it!
The one rule in this game? Alway Be (C)Getting hit by buses.
Or Trucks:
First King Nerd, now this? What is this, videogamesgum? (level 5 zing)
video games are technically a part of the videogum mission statement.
I’m going to pass on the Mean Girls game, ’cause I’m saving my allowance pennies for this one:
man i loved myst. does anybody else use steam?? there are a bunch of games on there that are sort of “sam and max” ish. i love those games where you just click on crap. the best kind of games. screw you, first person shooters.
HELL TO the fuck YEAH. RIVEN!
I hope the developers included a Wide Set Vagina & Heavy Flow level where you paddle a tampon to prom.
I hope they didn’t!
I’m going to betray my videogame loser status and say that if they made a Mean Girls version of Bully I would play the shit out of it. Tina Fey could be the big boss.
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I’ve been using the 8 key wrong
As soon as I started reading this article my mind immediately flashed to two things- Bully and Lizzy Caplan. I’ve played one, and wouldn’t mind playing with the other, iykwis.
Huh. That came out a bit more graphic than my NSFW-immune mind had imagined.
Not to be all Professor Mean Girls over here, but I believe that the movie ended at Spring Fling, not Prom. Get it right, Gamestop.
“Go up against plastics, jocks, art freaks and mathletes, as you work to play the cliques against each other and become the high school prom queen!”
But what about cool Asians and girls who eat their feelings? Won’t somebody think about cool Asians and girls who eat their feelings!
Not to be all Professor Konami Code over here, but referencing the Konami Code incorrectly is a punishable nerd offense.