HUGH Jackman will be taking on his most challenging role yet, playing a man with genitalia attached to his face in a very risque comedy opposite Oscar-winning actress Kate Winslet. Jackman plays a man whose testicles are located under his chin and Winslet plays a woman who goes out on a date with his character.
I guess the movie is going to be a series of sketch comedy bits, and this is just one of the sketches. You can do that? That’s a movie? I didn’t know you can do that. In any case, it will be interesting to see how Mr. Jackman approaches the role. Like, will he pee his pants WHILE peeing from his face as well, or will he only pee from his face? Or maybe he will just pee his pants, as his classical training suggests, and leave the facial genitalia as a metaphor for Darfur, or whatever. Only time and drinking a lot of Lipton Ice Tea will tell.