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Whoa, today is the day?! Why didn’t anyone tell me that today is the day?! I had to wait for Alicia Keys to tell me.
Wait, what?
If you visit the website, IAAS.com, it says that “Alicia Keys is looking for her head blogger.” Oh no! What happened to her head blogger?! Apparently, she is starting her own lifestyles website, because if there is one group of women that Gwyneth Paltrow has definitely helped and struck a real chord with it is CELEBRITY WOMEN IN SEARCH OF A WEB-BASED VANITY PROJECT. You can apply to work for Alicia Keys (yeah right, I’m sure your desk will be right outside her office) on her blog to empower already empowered women more with more power (yeah!) here. I really hope you get it. It would seriously be so awesome if one of you got it. If for no other reason than you could tell us what the hell it is.
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It would be like Gabe’s job, but probably less need to abuse alcohol to get through the day!
dat girl is soooo finne! LOL but rely she got old! an her cheecks got big like da cryptkeeper
Ellen DeGeneres used to be Alicia Keys’ head blogger.
I can’t stand Alicia Keys. That one song – with the “no one, nooo wwwaaaan, noooooo wwwwwaaaan” refrain – is like nails on a chalk board. YUCK! I used to work with these women who would play some terrible radio station that played that song three times a day. I hated them.
I was convinced for a long time that everyone “liked” that song ironically, because it is so awful. She doesn’t sing a single note on key. And she is shrieking, really.
This is coming from someone who genuinely enjoyed Britney Spears’ last 2 albums, so I probably do not know what I am talking about.
…That’s better
I don’t necessarily understand, but that does not prevent me from falling in love with it.
a hole?
That would end up making you her “Official Head ‘Asploder”
Shes obviously FEELIN IT. If there is one thing Alicia Key’s does, its FEELIN IT.
She’s totally going to collaborate with Drive Shaft.
Experience using web development tools and software such as Microsoft Office, Microsoft on Demand, Dreamweaver, Illustrator, WordPress, LiveJournal, and Digital Media Platforms.
look at Alicia Keys with her 2010 technology, will this site be MS-Dos compatible?
SAY WHAT? i can use mirosoft word…i’m going to make it my life’s mission to become Alicia Keys’ head blogger.
now i’m off to google to figure out what exactly that means
You have to end all blog posts for Alicia Keys with “I am a superwoman.”
It’s how I end alot of stuff. Like, usually when I leave the supermarket I yell: “I am a superman.” When I’m finishing a conference call: “I am a superman!” Heading out of church? “i am a superman.” In the case of church, I tend to keep my voice pretty low. I think you all get the point.
I AM A SUPERMAN!!!!!!!
This guy knows what you’re talking about:
No “Beyond the Valley of the Dolls” love?
I didn’t mean to offend, just to bring attention to Roger Ebert’s masterpiece!
I liked it. Don’t worry.
Are there assistant blogger positions available too? I don’t think I’ve got the chops to be the head blogger yet.
Same here. I knew I wasn’t qualified when I read that IAAS would be “delivering vibrant and optimistic news, opinion, and entertainment at a supersonic pace.” I just would not be able to deliver at that Mach level. My pace is somewhere in between leisurely and sleepy.
I blog in my head all the time.
assistant to the head blogger
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Back in college, our neighbors broke into our apartment and encased all our silverware in a giant bowl of jello. Unfortunately, they combined both the clean and dirty silverware in one massive jello concoction, so we couldn’t even eat the jello. Stupid pranksters, not even considerate enough to do our dishes!
This video definitely needs more pelicans.
I understand the reference, but I want to believe that you just really like pelicans.
Your favorite shirt:
…or hate cellphones.
Why can’t she do it herself?
Why is there not a Real Housewives of the Rich and Famous?
Shouldn’t this be filed under Videogum Everywhere?
Ooh, someone is gunning for Gabe’s job!
Kate Gosselin still has a little bit of time to spend with her kids that needs to be filled.
I want to see an ICP vanity lifestyle blog.
Did any of you guys catch that Tiger Woods ad Gabe posted earlier? That really creeped me out. I’m stuck in Belgium and that really creeped me out.
I was going to apply for this, but I’m already Ke$ha’s Head Blogger (Vice Head) and I think that is a conflict of interest??
From Ke$ha’s website IAA$.com (I Am A $uper$kank.com): “Our vision is to deliver terrible music and STDs at a herpes outbreak pace.”
Yeah, I wrote that of course.
nEeDs MoRe aLtErNaTiNg CaPiTaLiZaTiOn.
This seems like the ultimate Taking One for the Team … I mean, it would require Joe Mande to take a full-time position, but still. Ultimate. (I am a superwoman.)
I think the vhs tape cut off prematurely. The line was supposed to be “I am a super woman. I will destroy you.”
They just called me about the job. Turns out you have to travel with Alicia Keys on tour and blog her in the head every day.
I AM A SUPERWOMAN!
I spy a taking one for the team?
I think it’s a steer.
1. Gabe ridicules the position to stall the competition.
2. Gabe clips on a tie.
3. Gabe is all like, “yes Alicia, I totes agree. Empowerment, unity, something, beauty, spirit”.
4. Aliciakeyesgum.