By the time we’re done, you’re not going to be able to go out on the street without hearing “I like the way she cook my Whopper” coming out of every car window. (Yes you will, you will be able to go out on the street. Oh, I am a terrible at rap boasting!).

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  1. This is so wrong. His name is Rodney “The Burger” King and he raps over video of the Rodney King beating video. Seriously, folks, SHUT. IT. DOWN. That’s it.

  2. She let me have it my way crispy onions on this bitch

  3. Police brutality up in this bitch.

  4. I hear he’s beefin’ with this crew:

  5. This is so zef.

  6. The new hotness:

    • I have no idea why anybody upvoted that. I TOTALLY thought he was saying I like the way she cook my waffles.

      The conclusion here is that monsters a.)like waffles b.)like non sequiturs or c.)assumed I was making an inside joke which I wasn’t making

  7. I’m sure that Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are proud that an incident they stood up against is now being used as the backdrop in a video praising an African-American woman’s great ability to cook a Whopper at the only minimum wage job she was able to find.

    keep it classy Rodney “The Burger” King!

  8. Onion Ring. Onion Rang. Onion Rung.

    –From “Chapter 3: Fast Food Conjugation” in Hooked on Phonics and Ho’s

  9. That timpanist is out of control.

  10. Needs more Jesus Beats.

  11. Not nearly as catchy as Miracles, which I have been listening to as I walk around at night. You know, just walking by parks, quietly singing to myself, as I wonder about fuckin Miracles. I am the most popular person in my neighborhood.

    This song just makes me hungry.

  12. Yiiiiiiiiiiiikes. I am way too white to even make a snarky comment about this.

  13. The lyricism on here is that of famously Misheard Lyrics: “So for real, sofa wheels.” “Bow her up, Boner up.”

  14. I can’t listen/view this at work, but I can only assume Rufus Humphrey’s band got back together.

  15. My wife an I came up with a hip hop track about 7 years ago called “Red Hot”. It was about all the different things we put hot sauce on. Basically the hook was “Red Hot! I like in red red hot! I like it Red hot! red red hot!” It makes me wonder whether I made the right decision to go to law school and become a lawyer. Sighhh. I guess life is all about letting go of your broken dreams and bad decisions…

  16. I appreciate the article tag it is given on the site: “relevant rodney king footage”. So that it isn’t mistaken for those videos using irrelevant rodney king footage.

  17. whopper, not waffle, right?

  18. Did anyone else notice the tag: “I am tired”?

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