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True story: I sleep with a baseball bat next to my bed, because I hate robbers and ghosts. But I am seriously considering getting one of these instead. Just try and get my stuff, BIRDS and/or YARN! (Via Arbroath.)
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It has begun.
I for one welcome our cat overlords and offer my services to help them win the interspecies war. All hail Chairman Meow! Praise be to Stalynx! Welcome to general I’ll show myself out…
apparently this cat did not get the memo. NO standing until 2012!!!!!
Cats will never stop being the best thing the internet has to offer.
I bet this cat can’t read a book!
You know, like my brother’s cat, Steve.
Ha! I’m in his book club! Small world.
Except he never reads the books, just stares at you and agrees with everything you say. Also, I’m pretty sure he’s wearing a pajama top.
Eat those words, Trevor! This is my brother’s cat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8vvhGixWQQ
OMG, GodsaUCE. THAT JUST MADE MY DAY!
I was making a Kicking and Screaming joke, but that really is the best cat video I’ve ever seen. Consider my words eaten. Your brother’s cat has had some crazy adventures.
(I don’t know why I can’t reply to your comment.)
It’s a good thing we all speak fluent Spanish.
I knew the next time a four legged animal evolved and began walking upright the internet would be all over it first. Good Luck, Felis Erectus!
You mean you hate Boner Ghosts
It took a lot of training, but I finally was able to get my cat to stop sitting around doing nothing all the time and start standing around doing nothing all the time.
I think I’m just going to stick with my lazer cats for protection, thank you very much.
Not to be outdone, Kat Stacks said she’s been standing on 2 feet for years and that this cat is a bitch. Also, Bow-wow is cool and tried to fix shit with her.
I guess I’ll have to actually buy all the Leprechaun movies now
Oh please, this French cat would pussy (ha!) out of a real fight before you could say “le meow”. Our U.S. American cats would win any freedom fight.
I just want to put a little pair of pants and a bowtie on that cat. Possibly a little tiny bowler hat, too.
Perhaps he’d also enjoy a wee cane.
I don’t know how the cat would feel, but I would definitely enjoy his having a cane.
spats! and little white gloves, the better to accentuate the subtle wave at 00:30.
That cat needs a monocle.
Hi Mom, I met this new guy. On the one hand he decorates his apartment with Grand Theft Auto posters; on the other, his cat stands on two fucking feet!
He also has a 20 inch TV so you know he’ll be able to put food on your family
People that think a Grand Theft Auto poster is appropriate art for the living room either don’t deserve a cat that can stand on 2 feet or do deserve another bong load.
They can stand now?? What’s next….proper grammar? Lolhumanz?
I can has speech?
Why is there no keyboard in front of this cat?
This cat video would have been really impressive if I hadn’t seen the pic of the snowboarding lemur…
I want to be that lemur’s best friend
I want to be that lemur! And Justin Bieber! Life is so unfair sometimes…
You mean you want to be…
the Bieber Lemur?
Why didn’t that work? 2nd try: i41.tinypic.com/10x7gwo.jpg
OK not only did I spend an hour of my life photoshopping a Bieber/lemur hybrid, I failed at posting it. Sorry Aaaaron, life really is unfair sometimes.
Well, that pretty much completes the internet, it was a good time. See you at the wrap party!
I interrupted my easy listening station for 52 seconds of a cat looking out a window and I liked it.
The day cats develop opposable thumbs we’re all in serious trouble.
George Orwell foresaw this: “Four legs good, two legs bad.”
Think you read that wrong: Four legs good, two legs badass!
Remember when Boxer got sent to the knackers? YOU GUYS, I FINALLY GOT AROUND TO LOOKING UP “KNACKERS” IT IS NOT GOOD
aaaaargh! I just hit my monthly broadband cap!! Which means dialup speed for me!! Which means no Youtube! And what happens the moment I hit it? There is a video of a cat standing up. What happens in this video? Someone paint me a picture. Is it as beautiful as I imagine?
wait, there’s a cap on your internet?
Yep. Way to go, New Zealand.
you’re gonna need a bigger internet
Just stare at the freezeframe for 52 seconds then at the end imagine a flash of a brown cartoon animal or whatever and there’s your video. Also open your window for the background noise.
Also, it is the 6th of the month! Pace yourself New Zealand coach!
Actually it is the 7th of the Month. We live in the future over here!
He’s attending to cat business. Whatever cat business may en(tail),
I picture him wearing a tie, carrying a briefcase, and then throwing coffee in his secretary’s face since she only gave him one sugar
I like that the name of this video has to clarify that it is original. This means there are copy cats out there….
(raises hand) “I Get It!”
Upvote just for the Rejected Avatar. First time I saw it was at the Spike and Mike Festival ’01. By 2003 I owned the specially ordered dvd from Hertzveldt’s website. Money well spent.
I am a consumer whore!
(I was also outraged when Poptarts started an ad campaign ripping off Rejected- assholes)
“Ooh, Herzveldt’s going for that ‘anti-marketing- dollar. That’s a huge market.”
The craziest part is if the radioactive material decays then the Geiger counter will release the poisonous gas but the cat will be both alive and dead until fckjulien1000 uploads the next video omg omg omg
I laugh my ass off at a lot your posts but I have no idea where you were going with this one.
Schrödinger’s cat. Very clever, Patrick. Very clever.
Sorry, I had the toggle on the Commentron3000 set to “Make Kenny Powers Laugh His Brain Off”.
awww, it thinks it’s people.
RELEASE THE STANDING CAT!–Liam Neeson
I wish I had more upvotes to give to all of this.
the saddest is when he raises his little paw just an inch (as if to reach outside and grab those birds) and then lowers it in defeat.
He is confronted with a harsh reality, that despite his best efforts to act like a human, he will never truly be one. He will never know the pleasure of a bike ride in the park. He will never know the warmth of true love. He won’t know any of these things. Not until he can open that window.
yeah… I’m pretty sure that’s just Warwick Davis in a costume…
fake and gay