MTV is looking for more cast members for the second season of Jersey Shore. It could be you! Ew, is it you?!
yup. it’s me.
Leave John Boehner out of this
More like John Boner KILLER, am I right, ladies?
Ladiez don’t get bonerz, Steve.
Not with you they don’t awwwwwwwwww snap zing
I applaud you, Steve, not many swamp critters have the courage to admit that they are attracted to transwomen. In fact, I admire that you are comfortable enough with your lifestyle that you are not afraid to share it with the rest of us. Its the progressive and open community members such as yourself that keep me coming back to this blog. Oh, and Gabe’s funniez. Go Monsters!
My actual submission to their website:
New Videogum Everywhere!
I cannot stop! This is so fun!
Yet again, Hemingway will ask to be revived only so that he can kill himself again. We’ll need a zombie Hemingway up in here soon.
Aren’t they starting a “Celebrity Jersey Shore” yet?
I can’t even try out. Apparently if you try to put a baby in a tanning bed, everybody freaks out and calls child protective services. WHEN WILL BABIES HAVE JUSTICE?
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So all I have to do to get upvotes is post jpegs from Sunny in Philadelphia? Good to know, captain troll toll
Too bad IASIP applies to EVERY SITUATION.
I wonder how they came up with that url, must have been a massive brainstorming session
Hello? Joe Mande? Are you out there?
do our tan and muscular bidding, please.
i hear lindsay lohan makes a fabulous spray tanner, joe. two birds, one stone.
Yes, I am out here. But if there’s one person I don’t want to piss off, it’s Bobby Bottleservice: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d84660f7dd/bobby-bottleservice-jersey-shore-audition-tape
These guidos are as Italian as Sbarro pizza
I like that they ask that you “be at least 21 and appear younger than 30″
I’m looking at you Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino!
Fairly confident that it is not me! If it were me, then I would be my own girlfriend/boyfriend, and that’s just way too much self-potato for this tiny monster brain of mine to handle.
Someone over at MTV got their masters in Survey Questions:
How do others show you respect? At the club, in the streets, in the gym etc:
Break down your typical day from the moment you wake up to the moment you hit the sack:
There are more gorillas up in here than a Dian Fossey documentary.
-JWow at the first casting session
There is no chance that Jwoww knows who Dian Fossey is.
DJ Pauly D was going on a DJ tour, and he was scheduled to show up near my campus. Then he canceled, because he thought he was too good for Missouri. How wrong he is.
I filled out every question as if I was Bobby Bottleservice and then I did it again four more times, because I’m a good American.
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