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I don’t know about you guys, but personally, I just really like to see a tidy kitchen. It’s a part of the house that is easy to let fall into disarray. But here you can see there are easy-to-clean floor mats in front of the high-traffic and high-spillage areas of the sink and the stove, there are some nice green plants to bring life into the room, and the white appliances are kept bright and clean. Naturally they have a drying rack for the larger pots and pans that don’t fit in the dishwasher. Everything appears to be in its proper place. You just really get the sense from this kitchen that the person who lives here cares about keeping their living space tidy, and that’s awesome. (Thanks for the tip, Cameron.)
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Viral Cadillac advertisement, obviously.
I upvoted you before I noticed your icon & would now do it 100 times more if i could. Archer is hilarious.
That was the Cadillac of kitchen dances.
You meant Lexus but you didn’t know it.
More like a viral advertisement for Cooking for One Microwave cookbooks. Nothing says eating alone like a clean kitchen, and sweet, sweet dance moves.
This might actually be a viral Lincoln advertisement
I love hanging in my kitchen and making the latest recipes from Goop, like Haggis trifle in lorry sauce, since that’s what they eat in England
This is a Hot Pocket kitchen, clearly.
I’m really not a fan of the oak cabinet/white appliance combination. Looks ordinary, but it is clean. I’ll give it that.
The kitchen is the obvious choice for enjoying fresh beats/beets.
This video is really quiet and I don’t have headphones with me. Is that song saying “My buttz, my buttz, my buttz, my buttz, my buttz, my buttz, my buttz, he said he’d sux my buttz” ??? If so, it could be the first entry in the new Tophercore genre of rap. I see a very serious Nightline story about this in the near future.
More like I Like a Subtle Mesh Cotton Tie.
Somebody likes to feel good when they stand at the stove or the sink. Check out those padded Mats!!! http://www.buy.com/prod/anti-fatigue-floor-mat-18×36-cherry-finish/q/listingid/78571212/loc/66357/212581684.html
I like imagining that this dude is Mike Patton.
while sitting naked in front of the computer, I presume
Are there no windows in that kitchen?
I’m sure Kat Stacks also really appreciates how easy-ass it is to clean those floor mats of spillage.
Randy Jackson Presents America’s Best Test Kitchen with Christopher Kimball and this guy.
In my halfway house we have dis deal where if you clean the whole damn kitchen you can getz unlimited use of the camcorder for tha whole day! Mostly people just be usin it to address haterz on YouTube and shit but some people be tryin to show off their dance moves, ya know. Usually I just be trying to clean tha kitchen and then rent that shit to sombody becauz I’m a hustla. But whateva.
Actually, all the halfway houses I’ve been to in Eastern Kentucky have a similar thang. I bet Steve Rooster is reppin’ around here somewhere. Shit, maybe I’ll run into him at the Second Change Kentucky Pizza Party, who knowz.
Man, the production values on HGTV are really low this season.
I love this side of the kitchen
But not as much as this side
Unfortunately, the floor is RUING the whole mood of the room. Ugh linoleum:
A great way to teach the kids about responsibility is to assign chores such as tidying up the kitchen before they film their videos for the YouFace.
It is staging like this that sells a house. And granite counter tops.
Did I really just watch this dude do that for 4 minutes? Is this what my life has come to?
The Steve Rooster YouTube channel is must see TV.
Pu$$y Eating 101
http://i983.photobucket.com/albums/ae315/ouestn/Untitled-1.png?t=1270497585
I’m guessing PE 101 is a Theoretical Applications course.
Your guess is my fervent, fervent hope.
Oh, don’f forget that a smooth jazz instrumental of “My Heart Will Go On” by Cher from the Titanic soundtrack is the background music to the video “Pu$$y Eating 101.”
WHY???
Some highlights:
“I’m just a generic alcoholic fucking Irish guy…*stares at the camera*…y’know wha’i'mean?…*stares at the camera*…but not too alcoholic.”
“What I like in a girl…*belch*…I like that, I like that she’s down, she’s cute, mnat mnat (sic) fine but she gotta be a eight, dawg, yeah, she gotta be a eight…in my book. I’m not rating a girl but…of course dawg.”
“I hope you like it because it took me fucking forever to make this.”
call me when you get a Wolf range, bro.
When I see videos like this, my thoughts always turn to the person holding the camera, the men and women following the subject intently (and often in complete silence) while he or she basks in the glow of potential internet stardom for five glorious minutes, wishing nothing more than for a chance to be great. To be noticed. To be loved.
I think about these individuals behind the scenes, the true unsung heroes behind the Reh Doggs, the Bangs’ and the Tay Zondays of the world. I think of their motivations, their inspiration. Is this simply a favor for an enthusiastic friend that they find themselves convinced to suffer through? Do they truly believe in the work?
I think about the manner in which short, funny videos of people making fools of themselves, or the internet in general, has engraved a prevalent cynicism into all media I consume. As a result, irony for me has become some abstract concept with varying, overlapping layers that often cancel each other out. Are Mr. Steve Rooster and his friend behind the camera sincerely showing the world what they think to be some next-level dance moves or is this entire thing played tongue-in-cheek. Perhaps neither the former nor the latter are true. Does it matter? Maybe Mr. Rooster and his friend were simply having a great night spent dancing with an admirable lack of self-consciousness. Maybe this night was so fun that they decided to share a small piece of it with the rest of the world, fully aware that they would be inviting ridicule and mockery from bloggers, internet commenters and the expansive world of pop-culture in general.
Maybe they didn’t care.
In the end, my questions and presumptions are meaningless. In the end, none of it matters aside from the simple fact that I spent four minutes and twenty-nine seconds laughing my ass off at a man rhythmically stroking his head in a kitchen.
I do this when watching WMOAT candidates and can’t help think that at least one person involved with He’s Just Not That Into You was like um all the characters are awful and gay people are stereotyped like crazy, and somehow these movies are still released
My guess is that these guys realize Haters Gon’ Hate, so they’re just going to do what they love. And what they love is to slow dance with silly moves and serious faces. God bless them.
Man, someone went on a downvote spree today…. (OOPS FORGOT IM NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE)
My previous comment is “awaiting moderation.” Did I break a Vgum bylaw, or just post too many .gifs in a 30 min span? Prob the 2nd. I blame Joel Schumacher.
Sponsored by Cadillac, maker of football jerseys
Sorry guys, it’s just too darn loud.
See, I told you Breaking Bad is the best show on TV.
Next time I hear someone say they want kids, I’m showing them this video. Not so cute when they’re unemployed and dancing in your kitchen, are they.
Darwin would be proud to see how far the human race has evolved.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5HeywO3wLg&feature=related, just found that gem.
Imagine if all those hats he mimed putting on were real
Now why did this remind me of perhaps the greatest minute of 90′s television ever committed to tape?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kgdikuVQOU
Oh. that’s right. Because I’m an asshole.
And in his socky feet?