This video of a kid listing/explaining his pet peeves, however funny it may be, makes me worry that it is going to be a LONG WEEK.
Don’t you hate pants?!?
Why is this not upvoted higher?!? Do people not get Simpson’s references anymore?
I demand satisfaction!
Season 8 and prior or GTFO.
Also: The guest star of that episode? One Jay Leno. So thanks for reminding me of him.
Birds, we beefin.
I guess it’s a good thing for the Birds he has no say over them.
He’s probably still scared of birds from watching the Birdemic trailer
Think how many lives could have been saved in the Birdemic movie if somebody had just up and said “take your ass back to your tree and shut the fuck up”
In other news, Miles Davis acknowledges homie’s dislike of Singing Cards and Clapping Fighters.
I’m starting the slow hand clap guys.
Shut the fuck up! This is not Broadway!
You guys, in all seriousness, this guy and I share all the same pet peeves. Except I LOVE when guys wear skinny jeans. (and skinny ties, SHOUTOUT!)
Joe Mande, T1FTT Challenge!
There’s probably a Facebook group for each thing he listed.
There’s also a fan page for “Not Being on Fire”
My friend at school, who is one of those people who joins an enormous amount of groups for literally no reason (“What? I like being alive, which is why I joined the fan page entitled “Being Alive” – Something he actually said to me), is a fan of both “I stay up way too late for no reason and never get sleep” and “I sleep at all hours of the day.”
I’m just like, “take your ass back to the tree and shut the fuck up.”
Oddly enough, he can get rid of his bird problem by simultaneously clapping and yelling at them or by throwing Walgreen’s bargain bin DVD’s like Sorority Row at them.
HATED IT! (snap, snap)
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I hate that gay accent. ENOUGH.
I’d debating whether to add a confused, or sad emote in reply to this.
Relax, Bukowski. Let’s go get some ice cream.
Are bigoted, homophobic or racist comments allowed and tolerated by Gabe in this community?
I’ll watch this later. Just going to run and grab some Chinaman takeout first.
Forget it CdotP, it’s Chinamanfoodtown
Bring me back an eggroll and I’ll share this mothafuckin’ milk.
In the spirit of the RESET button, I hope he posts a videos of the things he LOVES, which I guess would include well-fitting jeans and people eating at restaurants facing each other.
Did we forget HEADPHONES UP???
I had no idea I was supposed to keep texting conversations going. I will always end my texts with questions so the other person has something to respond to. Is there an auto-complete I can make for “Do you hate penises on Chatroulette too?”
(No one will know how to reply to this!)
8==D = >:(
To be fair, that’s supposed to mean [penis] = [angry face]
NOT a penis shooting something at a sad face.
Hope that clarifies.
I hate fucking birds too because they always expect a HUGE breakfast the next morning.
Oh boy, he is going to HATE this singing birthday card I got him:
I bet you that boy hates watermarked images too. I’m talking to you Getty Images! *clap, clap, clap*
To be fair, I think they put the extra cardboard piece on Sorority Row so when you’re taking out the DVD from the cardboard case, you have more time to rethink the horrible decision you are about to make by watching that movie.
i totes hear him on the extra cardboard case. that shit is not necessary.
I was organizing my DVDs last week and I found the single case for “Arrested Development” Season 3 and then found a separate cardboard sleeve and was all like “AW HELL TO THE NAW!”
Aw hell to the naw, indeed, my friend.
I keep the cardboard sleeve on my season 3 AD dvds because it allows me to enjoy the HORRIBLE photoshop on the back cover even more than if I only had to see it once every time.
(Seriously, if you own the dvds, go look at the back cover. Look at Buster. Look at his arms. They are terrifying.)
OH MAN. What is with the arms on all of them! They are far too long for their bodies!
I keep the extra cardboard to hold in front of my eyes for when I’m on Chatroulette and there are penises?
He forgot Gwyneth Paltrow angry.
How many syllable clapping arguments do you get in to the point where you need to rant about it? How many penises does it take before you realize that maybe chatroulette isn’t the best place to go if that is something you hate? How close are you following the person in front of you while driving that you have to slam on the brakes all the time? Why do you hate other people’s pants?
I dunno, I know the little stuff grinds people’s gears sometimes, but a lot of this seems either avoidable, or petty.
I can understand the drinking from the carton thing, though. That complaint has been around since Aeschylus i think, when the Greeks were drinking straight from the cow’s teats.
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