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When you first met your girlfriend, before she was your girlfriend, she was busy sleeping her way through the Young Money Crew. But if anything, this only attracted you to her more. What a wonderful and mysterious woman with interesting goals and priorities! Oh, she was definitely sleeping with plenty of other hip hop artists who weren’t in the Young Money Crew. Obviously. Of course. The point is, she slept with everyone. Neat! But it wasn’t until she took to YouTube with a series of explosive vlogs in which she gave out rappers phone numbers and threatened to expose everyone in a tell-all book that you guys really started getting serious with each other. The thing is, you are definitely flexible in your relationships and recognize that every lover has different qualities that you like, and different characteristics that you find frustrating, that is just the nature of human compatibility, but there is one thing that you require from every relationship, and that is for your partner to have an aggressive, but also kind of hilarious, plan to destroy the lives of others after having sad groupie sex with them on the floor of a recording studio. Anyone who doesn’t have that, well, that’s a dealbreaker, ladies. Personally, no offense, but your girlfriend has kind of a filthy vocabulary. So, headphones UP? I don’t know, you’re the one who dates her.
Awwww. You love her! You love her so much that you carry a copy of this video in your wallet:
“XOXOXOXOOX, Kat Stacks. Let’s get married!” — you
(Thanks for the tip, aftershock.)
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Say what you will about herVlog, but you can’t deny that she is a GREAT saleswoman.
She’s pretty
There is clearly a giant part of the world that I am not only unaware of, but disappointingly not invited to. Kat Stacks, I wish you would share the trumpet with me.
Did not fully realize until now that ass, attached to the end of a word becomes a superlativ-izing (degrading?) suffix, transforming a word into the comparative degree. e.g. “Grown-ass man,” “Bad-ass apartment,” etc. ad absurdum.
y’all in love
You, sir, are taking back the towers with that fantastic avatar.
Why thank you sir, I sure hope so, things haven’t been running so smoothly since the pringles man took them from me
I wunder if ke$ha’s gunna be able 2 play at owr weddin.
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There seems to be a lot of emphasis on connection between dirty carpets and shitty music — in which case Fred Durst must live in the trash chute from Star Wars.
If you guys are going to continue to make fun of Venezuelan Trinidadian paraplegics, then I’m outta here. Not cool!
Joey Ramone Lives!
Another reason I love her is her ability to make sexy tops out of tinfoil.
“Child services”?
Oh, no. That’s not my girlfriend. That’s my mom.
Apparently, that’s my automatic emoticon, too.
Our generation’s Copper Cab, amirite?
She has a lovely voice.
I’ve been in love with Cat Stack for two years now. I’m going to propose to her tonight at Per Se!
Here’s a picture of her, btw.
OK, what the HELL, I just tried to post the exact same thing (different cat stack, btw) at the exact same time, but the picture didn’t show up!
Great stackminds think alike.
Weird. She photographs better here than in her videos…
Those are cute mothafuckers, but where’s the peach mothafuckin sofa?
**sorry**
You call THAT Kat Stacks?
I’ll show you Kat Stacks!
(much funnier with picture of kittens sleeping one on top of the other. see above.)
I never dreamed (had a nightmare) that a women (tranny) as incredible (worst) as my girlfriend even existed (floated through life trying to get pregnant by Lil Wayne).
i never had a nightmare that a tranny as worst as my girlfriend even floated through my life trying to get pregnant by lil wayne.
“floated through my life trying to get pregnant by lil wayne” is my next verb if i should ever play mad libs again.
She reads my fan mail!!!
Any other roommates particularly offended by the second video?
i spent 50 dollars on that peach sofa! i don’t like living alone!
the peach sofa was the best part!
is a kat stack like a fuck shit stack at all?
If you hear her speak, it is exactly the same, only with rappers and NBA-players in between
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Sometimes I wish my girlfriend had eyes, but she already gives so much (rappers’ alleged phone numbers out on YouTube) that I’m ashamed to ask.
I think I would care more about this if I knew who Young Money is/are? I do know who Lil Wayne is, but I do not believe that my girlfriend got fucked up at his place, Lil Wayne doesn’t seem like he would be into that.
Young Money are what is happening NOW with todays youth. You got to know about it:
WOAH! She slept with that!!!???
I’ve been retained to represent Young Money with regard to any and all liability that may stem from an April 3rd ‘bedrocking’ that occured at the home of Kat Stacks.
I assure you my client takes your allegations that his money is not grow-ass very seriously and we intend to pursue all courses of action to their fullest.
Regrads,
Thomas Mans, esq.
Mans and Ass., PLC
Poor Notsewfast.
Young Money are a rap group. Like G-Unit without 50 Cent’s teeth.
It is a rap group but they are people. #grammargum
Despite their tumultuous mother-fucking history, your mother-fucking roommate Drake approves of the relationship.
Omg it almost looks like he’s rolling along to be honest. I miss you wheelchair Jimmy.
Always and forever:
What am I supposed to do with all these fake Kat Stacks Twitter accounts now?
I can make your bunk bed rock.
What a fine and dignified lady.
I wasn’t able to watch the first video, but the second was very informative. Things I’ve learned from Kat Stacks:
1. You can get book deals and movie deals simply by being a megaslut.
2. You can forgive Lil Bow Wow for threatening you as long as he apologizes.
3. It’s OK to get kicked out of a club after cursing out a dude you had sex with there, as long as it was because you were drunk on Grey Goose.
She’s been sharing the trumpet.
Yay! Congratulations, Tony! We told you to hang in there and JUST LOOK WHAT HAPPENED.
Wait she spent the whole (second) video saying we were mothafuckas who didn’t know anything & ends it with love y’all.
God, I just can’t quit her.
She is a really eloquent young lady! I wonder where she went to finishing school?
Apparently I’m your mom.
wait, no stop. everyone needs to see this, re: kat stacks-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBug8Uz8EEg
“NOBODY FUCKING CARES”
“WAIT….WHAT?”
The first video has been taken down?!?! Wuuuut? Oh, right. Because of her yet-to-come book deal. Would NOT want to compromise that situation. But that second video? Ohhh man. I was JUST saying all that to a girlfriend of mine the other night.
“Dr. Teeth has a little mothafuggin’ dick.”
Man i love chicks with grills.
Lil Wayne sucks and I hate him and I hope he dies in prison
There she goes again about the carpets. I told her I would vacuum that shit, but noooooooooo, she just won’t let it go. I even got a motherfuckin Rug Doctor, but an animal cracker must have fallen out the cushions of the peach couch and it started all over again. Do you know how hard it is to keep a carpet clean when you have like 8 roommates and bangin-ass parties erry night? I could say some shit about her carpet bein all dirty with army ants and a family of Boll Weevils but I keep that shit to myself because I am a gentleman. DAMN!
She sounds like Riley from the Boondocks.