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BREAKING: Charlie Sheen is rumored to be leaving Two and a Half Men. NOT BREAKING: Two and a Half Men stinks.
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
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I’m still waiting for the day I overhear two people having a conversation about Two and a Half Men. Some day.
What now? That’s all the young people talk about at the watercoolers while drinking their starbucks drinks
You are welcome to my house, where my parents discuss it every week. Despite their “series record” setting for it on the DVR it is regularly, mysteriously erased by the Lawnmower Man, or some other ghost in the machine.
The (non-)mystery is that I am the one erasing it, for their own good. I don’t say anything about their watching every iteration of Law & Order or NCIS or CSI, but everyone has a line, and this is mine.
Will you write a memoir so that I can read it? I am not making a joke or being ironic–I like these glimpses into your life and you have a nice style–like J.M. CoetzeeGum.
I’m pretty sure now it’s just “Two men”
I made that joke last night.
Signed,
Joke ownership timeline enforcer
You’re basically the sheriff of this town, Steve.
*Checks Steve Winwood love journal*
Let’s see, last night, last night…
“lost sucks”
“lost sucks, but not buttz, because that’s not my meme”
“…Two Men!”
I have shamed the family.
Boy, I can’t wait to see how the writers cleverly explain his absence!
I hope he gets buried alive under his cargo shorts and bowling shirts in a “horrible” closet incident.
I think that’s how the new Nicholas Sparks book ends.
So does that free loadin loser Asshole of a brother move out or what
Ugh, this is a slow day. I know it’s only 1:30 on a weekday and contributing to society is important, but I gotta masturbate at least once, DAMN!
That’s Gross, Old Man.
I’m pretty sure no one wants to masturbate to Charlie Sheen. Not even Charlie Sheen.
Makes perfect sense Charlie Sheen is probably tired of playing a lazy, boozing, saggy, sex-crazed middle-aged man. He just wants to play a part close to himself!
At what point is that kid too old to still be considered “half” a man?
Emilio Estevez, your phone is ringing.
I think I hear it. “quack. Quack. QUACK.”
I wish that the Jersey Shore duck phone would have made this inspirational quacking instead. Although, I’m not sure I would want the cast of Jersey Shore to be given any more confidence than they already have.
I hope they get Steven Baldwin to act on this show now as Charlie Sheen’s replacement.
Two Men and an Asshole
Two Men and Defunct Bankrupt Actor
Remember in the 90s when Steven Baldwin was younger and he was trying to look sexy all the time with forced squinting, eye brow furrowing and pouting out his upper lip like Zoolander’s Blue Steel face? Now he’s older and has fat face and can’t pull off sex mouth any more
Fat Face Sex Mouth is my new bands name.
This is all Jesse’s fault.
My dad loves this show. This is my shame. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Oh it’s not just yours, comrade.
AMERICA: Sometimes it sucks.
That picture sums it up perfectly; horrible (popular) TV and fat children.
This is just like when I found out Billy Crystal wasn’t hosting the Oscars.
I’m starting to feel bad that I never watched this show….
I once tried to explain to a friend why I didn’t like this show:
“Because Charlie Sheen talking about how much sex he has, and Duckie from Pretty in Pink talking about how he never has sex, is not funny.”
This guy didn’t remain my friend for much longer.
When would Hollywood realize that Charlie Sheen can’t act worth a crap?
That show proved that gay jokes are a renewable source of television.