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Yikes. Honestly, I would love to make some kind of promise to you about how Videogum refuses the spread of Justin Bieber’s bowl-headed totalitarianism, and that we will stand firm against this 4’2″ lesbian and her threats to take over the Internet. But I make no such promise. If Bieber’s buying, Videogum is FOR SALE. It’s Bieber’s world, I just want some money in it.
P.S. This is not an April Fool’s Joke because I am an adult and I hate pranks. I would genuinely love for Justin Bieber to buy this website! Low to high millions! (Video via RobHuebel.livejournal.com.)
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Wait. THAT’S Justin Bieber? Then who was that kid that seduced my mom?
That was Ellen Page.
Honest mistake, coulda happened to anybody.
WOW.
You are a national treasure. Thanks little baby
I’ve got the weirdest erection right now.
Since this is my first and only exposure to Bieber, I can’t help but like him.
Why the hate, Gabe et monsters?
This is also my first exposure to Bieber! But I didn’t really take the monsters’ chiding of him as hatred. It’s easy to think of him as everyone’s little brother who you think is super lame because he’s you’re kid brother, but then you realize that, man, he’s really popular and actually secretly kind of cool.
He’s you’re? Good god. Sorry everyone. I’m going to get back to writing emails for a living.
Man that was the worst when that happened. All coming home from college to discover my brother was awesome and popular and a million times cooler than I would ever be, in 10th grade. I mean, the worst and the best, because he was already a better person than me because he was crediting me with helping to make him so great. GOD.
I believe that Videogum and Bieber can co-exist peacefully
You liberal, hippie with your idealistic thoughts of the world. There can only be one left standing and we won’t let it be Bieber. You’re either with us or against us.
Kumbaya, ambarella, Kumbaya
Are we going to start the Videogum Tea Party?? “Topher Grace was born in Kenya! Jeff Dunham has secret death panels made up of ventriloquist dummies!” I think that’s how that works.
Oh man, if he bought Videogum, and turned it into a Chuck E. Cheese?
Hunt for the Whack-a-mole
Teeny Korner
Monster’s Ball Pit
Videogum Pizza Party (Duh)
So good.
Is there a sign up sheet for the monster’s ball pit? My mom already signed my permission slip and everything.
Don’t forget “What’s Up with Topher Grace.”
That’s not so much a sanctioned ride as it is a “special event” in the back alley behind the dumpster.
What’s up with Jasper Jowls
It’s quite alarming how little would change, really.
I know this will be unpopular, but I don’t really care. Downvote away, mothafackos. I am a grown ass woman. Can we please keep the news about this child to a minimum?
I’m not sick of Bieber, but I am a bit bored with the gentle self parodies FoD seems to increasingly trade in. We get it, Hollywood, you can laugh at yourself (but not really).
agreed. i’m over the Bieb.
Bieber or die? Life is full of tough questions.
Oh! Now I get the Oddjob joke.
“It’s difficult to tell from this vantage point whether Justin Bieber will consume the captive earthlings or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain, there is no stopping him; The Bieber will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new lesbian overlord. I’d like to remind him that as a trusted Videogum poster, I can be helpful in rounding up others to…toil in his underground hair drying prison.”
Anyone else think Bieber is actually running a pretty successful OPERATION: LIKE ME, ADULTS campaign? Like, come on, this video is pretty funny. And Drake is in the Baby video (all adults are into Drake, right?). I dunno, I guess he’s just doing some things right that make him so much more tolerable tha he ought to be. Though maybe I’m just easy to please. I’m also super tolerant of Ke$Ha.
you may be wrong about the Drake part. I think lots of adults either mock Drake for playing a ridiculous wheelchair kid in a Degrassi spinoff, or giggle at the idea of Drake playing a ridiculous wheelchair kid in a Degrassi spinoff because we haven’t seen Degrassi, but COME ON, SON.
Who are you talking about when you refer to “adults?” I’m in my 30′s and I have no idea who Drake is.
It’s Bieber’s world. We’re just razor scootering through it.
First I thought Justin Bieber was just kids like other kids who sing about the turmoil of being 12-years old the darndest things, whatever kids (seriously, Alvin & The chipmunks for best movie? Ryan Sheckler for best male athlete? Get realistic, kidz!), but I’m finally warming up to this guy. Kahdooz for being able to poke fun of yourself. Maybe now I won’t be all rolling my eyes when he perfoms on SNL.
Also, the way he said “bitch” was ADORABLE!
“Hello? Gabe? Remember how I bought Videogum and all. I need you to come clean out toilets for me. Yes you.”
“Yes right now.”
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=1hrqit&s=5
i didn’t think this was especially clever, but i have a duty to upvote any twin peaks reference!
Edie! I did not know you had a laptop in your crib.
(These themed identities really excite me.)
Justin Bieber riding a Black guy set the civil rights movement back 200 years.
This scripted sketch has totally changed my opinions about Justin Bieber (Bieber-pinions, if you will).
Now you’re a bebieber!
#BforBGum?
B for Bhole
It’s Bieber’s world for the taking 2.0.
Within the past year or so, a bunch of my friends from my fandom days got super into the Jonas Brothers. They have legitimate opinions on who is their favorite and who Joe should be dating (answer: Nick, I guess), and I still can’t tell if they are being ironic or not. It is weird and upsetting, but the worst part is that every time I admit that I think Justin Beiber is totally delightful, I am getting closer to where they are.
Apparently, Bieber has yet to master sitting on chairs.
Someone just saw ‘unforgivable’ for the first time.