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I feel bad for the kid, but his dad is right. He is NOT a single lady. Single ladies are empowered, independent, strong three-year-olds who don’t let SOME MAN tell them what they can or can’t be or do. If he had really been a single lady, he would have packed up all of his dads things and kicked him out of the house. (Via DailyWhat.)
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That’s exactly how I feel when Videogum doesn’t post anything for 2 hours in the morning.
You are not a single (website) baby.
Stand your ground Notsewfast! Oh wait, can you even walk yet? Ha cha cha! Making jokes about babies and their limitations make me a single (horrible) lady.
I am also LITERALLY DEPENDANT on this website, to the point of a heroin-like addiction. Facebook can SUCK IT; GIVE ME FUNNY VIDEOS AND TOPHER GRACE OR ELSE I WILL STAB A PRIEST.
“I WILL STAB A PRIEST” is my new “I WILL BLOW UP THE OCEAN”.
KEEP YOUR GENDER NORMS TO YOURSELF…dad.
If you like it then you should have given me a ring pop
“Did that hurt your feelings?” It could have been worse
Also, he’s filming while driving? Nice dad
I think he’s a horrible father for videoing himself while he is driving with children in the car!
Wouldn’t our world be different if David After Dentist had been filmed in a moving vehicle.
I acted the same way when I was told I wasn’t a ‘Bug a Boo.’
I actually had the opposite reaction when my dad told me I wasn’t a scrub.
And yet I was similarly destroyed when my dad said I was not bootylicious
So just imagine how I felt when my dad told me I wasn’t If I Were A Boy.
I always found solace, though, in the the fact that I was indeed a Baby Boy (feat. Sean Paul)
My dad told me to pay my bills (am I doing this right?).
I am Crazy In Love with how right you are doing this!
The girl in the middle is enough single lady for all of them
YOU’RE NOT GABE!
I know, talk about confusing, but I could not possibly want fewer Coach Taylors.
Confusing, yes. Eye candy? Absolutely, Um….. I mean I have deep respect for a effective strong (fictional) coach. Yep. Respect
It’s the shorts.
One could say it’s the whole package #pervertgum
The girl in the middle just stares balefully at the camera. “You blew it, Dad. Big time. Again.”
“You know he’s sensitive.” -girl in middle.
She is very much looking forward to college.
He may not be a lady, but he’s crying like a little bitch.
(I want to be the lowest rated comment this week)
Downvote . . . no . . . upvote . . . DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me upon my first downvote:
Me when it returned to zero:
Me when the score became positive:
Me upon the realization that I’ll never be lowest rated without turning full on troll:
http://i43.tinypic.com/2exn1if.jpg
The rest of the monsters:
http://i44.tinypic.com/16k9g5h.jpg
things that make toddlers cranky:
not getting enough naptime
not enough juicy juice in the sippy cup
the gender binary
pinko, where are you and why have you not replied to this? [she loves gender binary jokes more than anyone i know! it's why i like to call her "little miss gender studies." haha. irony.]
sorry, dude. i actually kind of had a life today and was away from my computer. and i know how much you hate when i read the internets when we’re on the phone.
but yes, gender binary jokes are hilarious and that is an exceptionally good one.
Could you guys maybe use some arrows and diagrams so I know which one of you is talking?
Alright, there it is. Thanks!
If I ever adopt a Chinese baby I’m going to follow Larry David’s tip and name him Tang.
He might not be a single lady, but he is going to be a champion badass one day if he ever focuses his chi into those tiny little fists of his. He’s going crazy back there until dad breaks his heart.
GodDAMN it, I had just worked that song OUT of my head. I guess it’s another day of singing “All the little puppies” while my dogs glare at me judgmentally. They don’t mind the song, but they don’t like anyone accusing them of being less than Big Brave Dogs.
Awesome Comment, Cute Job!
this is very similar to my remix “all the baby doggies”
If you like it then you shoulda put a leash on it!
Oh that’s good! That’s going in the remix. THANKS, for reals.
You’re very welcome! This is actually my favorite game to play with pop songs. I’m glad I’m not the only one! Feel free to use “Pupperazzi” or “Puppy Face” as well:
Can’t read my, can’t read my, no he can’t read my puppy face!
(She’s got to love her puppy)
P-p-p-puppy face, p-p-p-puppy face!
Years from now, when this kid is trapped on a mysterious island, he will flash back to THIS MOMENT
This is just like when I was 3 and my uber-conservative Christian parents informed me that there is no such thing as Good Vibrations.
They look like a lovely family. Besides the abusive father, he’s probably a racist too.
Was that kid’s name “Messiah”? Because that makes sense, looking at that family.
His name is Masi Oka, most known for his role as Hiro Nakamura in the TV-show “Heroes”, who, before becoming an actor, worked for George Lucas’ ILM as a digital effects artist.
Wait, what were we talking about? Singing babies? Oh…
parents are the worst!
And they just do NOT understand.
This video is now private
still exists here. http://vodpod.com/watch/3342471-you-are-not-a-single-lady-
Sorry, Dad who had a change of heart and wanted to keep their lives private.
What’s wrong with him? Doesn’t he know he can make 6 figures off of his child?
I wrote a really great parody of this song called “Shingle Ladies (Put Some Acyclovir On It)”.
If you are interested in hearing it, I am accepting thousands and thousands of dollars.
Nothing will break an adopted kid’s heart faster than telling him who he isn’t just as he thinks he’s figured out who he is.
Also, what’d you name the kid? LaSalle? Umm.. I think he may wind up more single lady than you intended.