“No Way,” by RAED (he’s back!):

Streets is blogging! (Thanks for the tip, Joshua.)

Comments (52)
  1. He knows so many words.

  2. I have a feeling that Youtube’s closed caption for this would be HILARIOUS.

  3. Hurts so bad I don’t never wanna see his face again.

  4. Will you be making a compilation Album?
    .
    NOW That’s what Gabe Calls VGum Summer Jams XXII
    .
    and the inevitable tamer cover album
    .
    Kidz VGum Jamz IX

  5. They’re Dutch Tilting the HELL out of that alleyway.

  6. The lesson, as always, never go for more Parmesan cheese.

  7. Please stop blocking the sun, RAED. I’m trying to blind myself so I don’t have to watch this anymore.

  8. Your move, Fleet Foxes.

  9. He spelled READ wrong.

  10. Is he singing in a different language? All I’m hearing is the dribble spilling out of the side of his mouth.

  11. Its exactly like Justin Bieber minus the lesbo haircut.

  12. More like YES WAY

  13. This dude needs to tour with Final Placement asap.

  14. Now if RAED’s sic (sic) rhymes were to be featured in a Die Antwoord track, then we might have the summer jam of ALL TIME.

    There seem to be talented folks here, can someone make this mashup happen?

  15. Is that Sal?

  16. That is literally the most uncomfortable thing I’ve ever seen thanks to all of the sun shots.

  17. Also, he’s wearing a Cobra Kai gi in the melodramatic break-up shots.

  18. dude is on some captain beefheart shit! it’s like hes rapping without headphones

  19. This reminds me horribly (fantastically?) of a friend I had in high school who would make CDs of himself rapping and give them out to his friends. I swear, this song was on that CD a few times. I would prove it if I hadn’t accidentally lost the CD out of the window of my car.

  20. i don’t want to take a controversial stance here but i don’t think this guy is very talented at all, and i highly doubt he has any kind of future as a professional musician/performer.

  21. This guy is to rhythm what Topher Grace is to not suxxing buttz.

  22. “I ain’t never gonna let you do this again to me baby, no way. No way. Cuz it hurt so bad I never want to see your face again, no way, no way. Cuz it hurt so much I never want to feel this thing again, baby. No way, no way.”–All of us.

  23. But I bet whoever was holding the camera was thinking ‘this guy is the bomb’

  24. I guarantee you that a person with a seizure disorder could neither view or listen to this without going into a next level tongue biting epileptic fit.

  25. this really is the worst not just because he is a terrible ‘musician’ (using that term loosely) but because the vid is set in my wonderful home town of Melbourne and he some how manages to crap all over some of the nicest parts of it (let the people in the alleyways eat their lunch in peace! and move out of the way of the sun so we can all enjoy the beach view!).

  26. The Guido Wesley Willis?

  27. “We had too much flipcams and too many ketamine and little by little, we went insane” — Crancis Cord Foppolla

  28. Ow, my freaking ears.

    Y’know how the ATF played really loud music all day and night during the Camp Davidian standoff? If only RAED had been making music those 17 years ago, the standoff would’ve ended after ten minutes… though it may have just expedited the mass suicide.

  29. I would like a guest spot on his next joint. Should I submit this during my eventual stay in jail to increase the perception of my street cred?

    Casio beats, the streets, and my skillz,
    And a fly hoe to trick 4 dem australian dolla billz
    Simple as that, not trying to be braggadocious
    autotune the fuck out of my voice still sound atrocious
    This bitch try to tell me they laughin at me
    Shut up bitch, your chest half covered in acne
    Your mom wanted a piece of my beef injection
    but the bitch too rancid to pass USDA inspection
    That’s right I talked about your moms you still love me
    low self esteem make my cream stay bubbly
    Me and RAED always stay the flyest
    beat any date rape charges that might come by us

  30. The sad thing is someone was actually compelled to spend time and make this.

    • I feel the same way about my abomination! I guess in the last, oh hour and a half, I have developed some sympathy for RAED. I no longer think that he should be in any way associated with misogynist alter egos or any insinuations of date rape. RAED, I am sorry. You are a uniquely terrible rapper, but I have no reason to believe that you are a bad person.

  31. i am fascinated by his refusal (inability) to sing on the beat.

  32. Who here’s written a song before?
    This guy wrote a SONG.

  33. Sorry to get off topic, but was Juliet kicked off of LOST because she had a stroke?

  34. I didn’t know that Ronnie from Jersey Shore had a rap career.

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