“No Way,” by RAED (he’s back!):
Streets is blogging! (Thanks for the tip, Joshua.)
He knows so many words.
I have a feeling that Youtube’s closed caption for this would be HILARIOUS.
Hurts so bad I don’t never wanna see his face again.
Will you be making a compilation Album?
NOW That’s what Gabe Calls VGum Summer Jams XXII
and the inevitable tamer cover album
Kidz VGum Jamz IX
Ok, so for realz, I was listening to the radio yesterday (HA! Radio! Someone get me my ear trumpet) and I heard an ad for NOW: That’s What I Call Music vol. 33. THIRTY-THREE! That’s madness, I say!
Over in the UK they’re on now that what I call music 75 only they call it lorries…75.
In the UK, it’s called “Now That’s What I Call Lorries”.
This needs to become some sort of album. If not, I will do it myself, and you guys can find me selling those cds on a blanket at a G stop near you!
This always makes me laugh…an open letter to the people behind “That’s What I Call Music”
They’re Dutch Tilting the HELL out of that alleyway.
RAED looks like he probably dutch-tilts women, Urban Dictionary-style (also rape-style).
DUTCH TILTS ASIDE, it’s still a shitty video.
The lesson, as always, never go for more Parmesan cheese.
Please stop blocking the sun, RAED. I’m trying to blind myself so I don’t have to watch this anymore.
Your move, Fleet Foxes.
I’m looking forward to the Animal Collective cover a little more.
He spelled READ wrong.
he meant RAD
No one involved in the making of this video spells their name right.
1st AD = Anderw Gregoson (?)
D.O.P’ = Johnnt Obeid (?)
Everything–the rhymes, the melody, the arrangement, the spelling–is just off!
Is he singing in a different language? All I’m hearing is the dribble spilling out of the side of his mouth.
Its exactly like Justin Bieber minus the lesbo haircut.
More like YES WAY
This dude needs to tour with Final Placement asap.
Now if RAED’s sic (sic) rhymes were to be featured in a Die Antwoord track, then we might have the summer jam of ALL TIME.
There seem to be talented folks here, can someone make this mashup happen?
Is that Sal?
That is literally the most uncomfortable thing I’ve ever seen thanks to all of the sun shots.
Also, he’s wearing a Cobra Kai gi in the melodramatic break-up shots.
dude is on some captain beefheart shit! it’s like hes rapping without headphones
This reminds me horribly (fantastically?) of a friend I had in high school who would make CDs of himself rapping and give them out to his friends. I swear, this song was on that CD a few times. I would prove it if I hadn’t accidentally lost the CD out of the window of my car.
i don’t want to take a controversial stance here but i don’t think this guy is very talented at all, and i highly doubt he has any kind of future as a professional musician/performer.
This guy is to rhythm what Topher Grace is to not suxxing buttz.
“I ain’t never gonna let you do this again to me baby, no way. No way. Cuz it hurt so bad I never want to see your face again, no way, no way. Cuz it hurt so much I never want to feel this thing again, baby. No way, no way.”–All of us.
And don’t forget Lost chat tonight, guys!
But I bet whoever was holding the camera was thinking ‘this guy is the bomb’
I bet whoever was holding the camera was thinking ‘ow, my eyes, the sun, ow’
I guarantee you that a person with a seizure disorder could neither view or listen to this without going into a next level tongue biting epileptic fit.
this really is the worst not just because he is a terrible ‘musician’ (using that term loosely) but because the vid is set in my wonderful home town of Melbourne and he some how manages to crap all over some of the nicest parts of it (let the people in the alleyways eat their lunch in peace! and move out of the way of the sun so we can all enjoy the beach view!).
The Guido Wesley Willis?
“We had too much flipcams and too many ketamine and little by little, we went insane” — Crancis Cord Foppolla
Ow, my freaking ears.
Y’know how the ATF played really loud music all day and night during the Camp Davidian standoff? If only RAED had been making music those 17 years ago, the standoff would’ve ended after ten minutes… though it may have just expedited the mass suicide.
I would like a guest spot on his next joint. Should I submit this during my eventual stay in jail to increase the perception of my street cred?
Casio beats, the streets, and my skillz,
And a fly hoe to trick 4 dem australian dolla billz
Simple as that, not trying to be braggadocious
autotune the fuck out of my voice still sound atrocious
This bitch try to tell me they laughin at me
Shut up bitch, your chest half covered in acne
Your mom wanted a piece of my beef injection
but the bitch too rancid to pass USDA inspection
That’s right I talked about your moms you still love me
low self esteem make my cream stay bubbly
Me and RAED always stay the flyest
beat any date rape charges that might come by us
The sad thing is someone was actually compelled to spend time and make this.
I feel the same way about my abomination! I guess in the last, oh hour and a half, I have developed some sympathy for RAED. I no longer think that he should be in any way associated with misogynist alter egos or any insinuations of date rape. RAED, I am sorry. You are a uniquely terrible rapper, but I have no reason to believe that you are a bad person.
i am fascinated by his refusal (inability) to sing on the beat.
Who here’s written a song before?
This guy wrote a SONG.
The difference is that we know to NOT write a song.
Sorry to get off topic, but was Juliet kicked off of LOST because she had a stroke?
I didn’t know that Ronnie from Jersey Shore had a rap career.
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