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Even before I started working my way through the first season of Gossip Girl (I just finished the Christmas episode, and frankly I find it hard to believe that Serena would spend Christmas morning prancing around in a red negligee in front of Bart Bass, who she claims to hate, but forget it, Gabe, it’s Chinatown) I had heard the rumors that two of the shows stars, Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick, were boyfriend and boyfriend. But a new picture circulating today of the two actors taking a break on the set of season 2 proves unconditionally that these two fairy queens are totally gay homos for each other.

See? You have to agree with the other blogs today that this is so gay. For one, only gay people take breaks from work. So that’s suspicious right off the bat. Secondly, gay people love sitting on the grass. Straight people are like “I will sit on a bench, or I will stand, thank you very much.” it’s also crazy gay of them to be talking. They should be punching each other in the face, like real men do. Real men stand around working without a break and punching each other in the face. That’s how you know they only fuck girls. Look at these guys. Get a room! In Massachusetts! Unbelievable.

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  1. Josh Rosen  |   Posted on Aug 21st, 2008

    What? Actors who are GAY? Really now, Gabe…whoever heard of anything so ridiculous…

  2. funniest post yet, gabe

  3. Lack of nullus means you are gay too.

  4. wasn’t that chace guy dating carrie underwood? does that mean she’s a man? no wonder every photo i see of her she’s photoshopped to death. they start editing out her facial stubble and then they end up having to do her whole face to even it all out.

  5. I love your impeccable reasoning.

  6. Um, where’s the video?

  7. lexus  |   Posted on Sep 12th, 2008

    hey let them be what they want to be back off …if they are gays so what its not a crime…

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