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Jamie Foxx is getting a new sketch comedy show on FOX, because if there is one thing that you think of when you think of the name Jamie Foxx it is date rape the movie Stealth hilarious sketch comedy. From Reuters:
[FOX] has ordered a pilot for an untitled project executive produced by [Jamie] Foxx and two of his fellow “Color” writers, “MadTV” creators Fax Bahr and Adam Small, with “Wild ‘N Out” alumnus Affion Crockett attached as one of the stars.
The pilot is the result of merging two projects. Foxx wanted to do a sketch-comedy series with an urban twist and paired with Bahr and Small to pitch the idea to Fox.
Wait a second, MadTV AND Wild ‘N Out? LET’S TAKE THIS SHOW TO THE OLYMPICS! But if there’s one thing this Dream Team needs, it’s a name, and if there’s one thing I trust Jamie Foxx to do even less than comedy it is come up with an appropriate name for his sketch comedy show (with an “urban twist” because of course). So, why don’t we do it?! Here are a few ideas to get us started:
Your turn.
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Awful: A Jamie Foxx Story
Based on the novel Push by Sapphire
I don’t know anything about naming this nightmare show, but I do know SOMEONE (Kirstie Alley)…who WILL be VERY…EXCITED…about THIS!!!!1!!!
Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnn to your nearest television!
/obligatory
The Jamie Foxx Experiment: I Gotta Masturbate at Least Once, Damn!
I think “Foxx” in your title should have at least one more x. And also, the show should run on Cinemax. Or actually, the show should just not run at all. Yeah, that works better.
A Blaffair To Rememblack (Now with more jokes!)
‘Blame it on the Alcohol’
Foxx On The Run
The Fantastic Mr. Foxx
The Foxx and the Hound
Foxx in the Snow….caine
Jamie Foxx is ruining my childhood, one pun at a time!
(I Will Not Be Watching This Show On) Any Given Sunday
Shut the Foxx up.
I don’t give a Foxx?
I’m going to Foxx you ’til you love me, Wanda the Ugly Girl.
Yup.
Stealth 2: Undetectably Funny
The Jamie Foxx Show: I Don’t Know What I’d Do if Someone Hurt One of My Kids But it Probably Wouldn’t be Sketch Comedy, It Would Probably Be Vigilante Justice
Jamie Foxx is a comedy genius.
I rest my case.
yes.
Steamin’ Pile ‘o Beamin’
Crazy Like a Foxx
Foxxtrot
Catch for us the Foxxes
Jamie Foxx’s Sketch Comedy with an Urban Twist
Or possibly “The Foxx and the Houndd.”
Sketches Written to Show Off My Abs with Jamie Foxx
Jamie Foxx’s Half-Naked Half-Hour
I’d watch…. for about ten to fifteen minutes.
*gross*
Grossly HILARIOUS.
DAMN!
Whenever I look at Jamie Foxx all I see is one big gross garbage penis. I think what I am trying to say is that his mere image feels like sexual harassment to me.
DOUBLE NEGATIVE: Merging Two Projects with Jamie Foxx.
Booty LOL
LOL Abiding Citizens
America’s #1 New Hit Comedy, Probably
the jeff dunham show: back 2 da hood
In Living Color 2: Back in the stereotypes
MasterFoxx Theater: An Hour of Crap
I have nothing to suggest for a title, but would like to submit a question.
Are Jamie’s ab/pec muscles airbrushed for emphasis in that photo? Because the look of his torso reminds me SO MUCH of this:
Oscar winner and all around class act Jamie Foxx? I’m pretty sure what he actually said was “a sketch comedy series with an urbane twist.”
Also, “V for Vacuous with That Guy Foxx”
An “urban twist”? Wouldn’t it be nice if the “twist” was that it didn’t suck quite as bad as we all know it will. Title idea: ‘Scuse Me While I Whip This Out
‘Scuse Me While I Whip This Out
Jamie Foxx: He Played That Blind Guy!
Black Frasier
It was huge on BET, every Thursday at about 9 or 9:15!
Gigglin’ in the Foxx Hole
Foxxin’ in the Giggle Hole.
Holin’ and Gigglin’ With the Foxx
“I Finally Realized I Suck at Singing, So I Guess I’ll Go Back to Comedy”
Blame it on the Alcohol
Let’s be honest. It’s going to be called “The Jamie Foxx Show.” That’s not funny, or even humorously lazy, but that’s obviously it.
The subtitle, however, is going to read: “I’m Seriously Just Throwing Darts at a Wheel of Careers.”
The Lost Art of Shucking and Jiving, with James Foxx
The “Hey At Least I’m Not Tommy Davidson” Show.
Mad Wild Jamie TV N’ OutFoxx
“Jamie Foxx’s You Can’t Do That On Television Because It Isn’t Fucking Funny You Hack Bastard Brought To You By Boost Mobile”
The “I Can’t Think of Anything Better to Do So I’ll Just Do This” Show
Up a Foxx Creek Without a Paddle Hole (that doesn’t even make sense)
Image/phrase killer combo right here:
“Paddle Hole”
What? I don’t know.
Whoops. I slept through Image Posting On This Particular WordPress Install 101.
PADDLE HOLE
YES IMAGE
Foxx News: Even Worse Than Fox News
Foxx and Friends
Foxxfire (minus Angelina Jolie’s boobies)
Foxxy Fun
Foxxy Boxxing
I’m so fucking sure there’s going to be a Ray sketch on the first episode.
“53 Minutes a Week of a Ray Charles Impression”
Has anyone been following the Howard Stern v. Jamie Fox radio station feud? Jamie Fox’s radio show attacked Stern for saying that he would be surprised if Gabourey Sidibe has a successful career in Hollywood because she is fat (true). Fox’s show proceeded to attack Robin (of course) and poked fun at her dad rape raping her (hilarious!). Then all of a sudden Fox starts calling “Gabby” the Notorious Precious and they begin making fun of her weight and I guess that was OK (I’m sorry I really put very little effort into explaining this). Stern has been pointing out what a unfunny mess the show is. So basically his sketch comedy show should be called the same as his radio plane-train-car wreck of a show and carry on his tradition of awfulness: FOXXHOLE.
Oh oh and maybe like a “Foxxy Brown” sketch. Because that’s who he is.
Rock your Foxx off ! ? !
Scott Baio’s Wallet Hour
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! (there’s an enthusiastic snake in my mouth apparently, but YES YES YES.)
Collateral 2: No Tom Cruise, but Somehow Even More Crazy
Whose
:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:( is it Anyway?
I’m sorry, but as someone who thought her dreams of becoming a Fly Girl would never be realized, this very exciting news to me.
This IS very exciting news to me. #cavemangum
The Jamie Foxx Show: I know it’s hard, but remember that time I won an Oscar? Come on, think!
Battlefield Earth.
Jamie Foxx: How Did This Happen?
(must always be spoken while shaking your head back and forth)
They can save a lot of money by getting the old graphics from The Jamie Kennedy Experiment and just crossing out one word. That word is of course “Kennedy”, and it should be replaced with “Fail”.
Blech-ous: based on the novel Oof by Misfire
Dark Comedy
Foxxy Boxin’
Kings of Sketch Comedy feat. Jamie Foxx and the Golddiggers
Just Foxxin Around
I Wanna Foxx Witchu
Foxx and Friends
(sorta Source – Fred WIllard in How High – “Great, We’ll Fox with each other!”)
http://www.movieweb.com/movie/FIP49YSPBX00TQ/HU9ANdcbAsuPcg
Asshole loves company
Deathly Silence With Occasional Laugh Track.
Teaming up MADtv and Jamie Foxx is like mixing Lime Away and Clorox in a bucket and shutting all of your windows.
The Jamie “There isn’t anything he WON’T do (i.e. singing, politics, comedy, acting, drinking, blaming) for a paycheck and also MAD TV writers are working on this” Foxx Show.
Tyler Perry’s Jamie Foxx
Shit. How did I not see this? I gotta think up a new one so’s I can redeem myself…
“White People Do Sketch Comedy Like This. And Black People Do Sketch Comedy Like THIS”
Jyler Ferry Presents Tamie Poxx
(this is nonsense)
30-Minutes of Tired, Race-Baiting Sketches, Probably
“Canceled!”
this show is going to say things that whitey aint ready to hear
Think outside the Foxx.
Not a title suggestion. Just some good, solid advice.
American Foxx
Back in Black
Shut The Foxx Up
Tonight With
Conan O’BrienJamie FoxxJamie’s Foxx’s Latest Attempt to Recapture the Success of Ray.
Dont kno what u would name it! but im 1 of the Funniest sketch comedians on the planet! where when are the auditions??