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In honor of the movie’s release, Diesel has created a limited edition Iron Man 2 cologne. Right. The scent is “lemon blossom, mandarin and coriander leaves, a heart of labdanum, black rose and lavender, and a dry down of amber, tolu wood and ebony wood.” Hahaha, WHUTEVER YOU SAY, Diesel.
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Not supposed to give up the secret formula like that Diesel! Now I’m just gonna buy all the ingredients on the cheap and mix it myself. Now thats usin’ yer noodle!
They could also do a cologne for the bad guy in Iron Man 2. The scent would be EVIL lemon blossom, mandarin and coriander leaves, a heart of labdanum, black rose and lavender, and a dry down of amber, tolu wood and ebony wood.
No, it would smell the same, but it would sport a goatee.
I can’t wait for the Marmaduke limited addition cologne. It will smell like dog pee and William H. Macy.
If I already smell like a modest alcoholic hobo obsessed with toys, will I need to upgrade?
Throw in some cream and booze and you’ve got yourself an Iron Man 2tini.
That sounds more like an Iron Man 2 Russian.
Delicious!
They should call it “Demon In A Bottle”. Get it? Now excuse me guys, I’m going to go spend the rest of my day voting for Joe Rogan in this week’s Comedy Central Stand-Up Showdown. Carlos Mencia is toast!
this is great cause i just ran out of my XXX: State of the Union cologne.
Throw in the smell of a confused coke addict passed out in your daughters bed, mixed with the aroma of a grease-paint mustache and Val Kilmer in a velour track suit — DOWNer for men. You’re welcome, Diesel. I’ll be waiting for check.
Oh cool, it’s shaped like a fist wearing a classy Diesel ring! I wonder which Jersey Shore star’s hand they used for the original mold? Ronnie?
this goes really well with Diesel’s current advertising catchphrase
“A heart of labdanum.” That’s the glowing thing that gives Iron Man his power, right?
Is the mandarin in there because Iron Man’s nemesis is The Mandarin with his Twelve Rings of Power or whatever? Oh, spoiler alert.
I want to use the fist-shaped bottle to punch whoever thought of this in the face.