Oh good. It has been awhile since we have had a party game. What has everyone even been doing at parties lately? Who knows. “Want to talk about current events, or things that are happening in your life?” “No.” That is just an example of things that have almost certainly be said at your more recent parties. The newest one is just a straight-forward classic. #calmmovielines. You get it. But here are some examples:

  • “I am not sure whether or not you can handle the truth, but I hope so.”
  • “My name is Inigo Montaya. You killed my father. I have been very upset about that, you don’t even know.”
  • “Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Who are you talking to? Is it me? Hi!”
  • “So, just stay alive, OK, and I will find you. I’m not sure how long it’s going to take depending on how far you go, but I’ll find you, don’t even worry about it.”
  • “Yeah, this is Sparta.”

Whoops, hold on. CAR! Hold on. OK. GAME ON!

Comments (419)
  1. Could you please administer the shot to my daughter when you get a chance? Her cancer is acting up just a bit.

  2. I ask that you do not disassemble me.

  3. “Fuggedaboutit, Jake. It’s Chinatown.” (giggles) “Fuggedaboutit. Fuggetaboutit? Fuggedaboutit! I love that, when they say that.”

  4. “No fellow ever won a war by… you know…” (mimes slitting own throat, shivers) “for his country. He won it by making the other fellow, for his country… you know. It’s unfortunate but it’s true.”

  5. “I have to get back to the Don. If you ask a Sicilian for something on his daughter’s wedding day, he pretty much has to do it. So it’s like, ‘blah blah blah blah blah,’ ‘OK,’ ‘blah blah blah blah blah,’ ‘OK,’ ‘blah blah blah blah blah,’ ‘OK, whatever, OK!’”

  6. can i have my son back?

  7. I’m really pretty upset and just don’t how long I’ll be able to take it

  8. I think too many people interpreted “calm” as “verbose”

  9. “Your performance has been reviewed by the board, and I’m sorry to say we won’t be retaining your services anymore. We are letting you go, Cyberdyne Systems Model 101.”

  10. It would be nice if I could quit you…. there’s probably a patch or something, right? No? Well ok.

  11. Hey, when you get a chance…if you don’t mind, could you sweep the leg? I mean, it sounds a bit harsh, I realize, but winning this thing is pretty important, Johnny.

  12. I probably don’t want your life, but, I’ll take it anyway.

  13. This is my little friend. I don’t believe you’ve been introduced?

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