Photos
The 2010 Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards is this Saturday! That doesn’t mean much to me as I will be too busy writing my last will and testament in celebration of my upcoming 75th birthday party (at the hospital). But, since I know most of you are 12-year-old girls, I’m sure you’ve already programmed your DVRs and armed the Parent Lock function. Lock and load! You have two “street signs” on your bedroom door: one says “NO PARENTS ALLOWED” and the other one says “NO DVR MISTAKES ALLOWED.” Not that you even need to DVR it since you will definitely be at home at 8PM on a Saturday night watching Nickelodeon, as usual, and will see them LIVE. No duh. This year’s awards look very exciting, and very kids-oriented. Kevin James is the host? What kid doesn’t love Kevin James, star of King of Queens? Other presenters include: Tina Fey, Chris Rock, Queen Latifah, Dev Patel, and George Lopez. Just a cavalcade of people that kids care a ton about.
“NnnnnNNNNNNNnnnnn…IT’S EXCITING!” — Kids
Anyway, in my research (for my journalism), I found this picture (in “the Chronicles of Slime”) of Diddy getting slimed at the 1998 Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards. So good. I honestly hope that this is in the Smithsonian Museum’s “Best Pictures” Wing. So. Caption it! Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball, and that’s fresh.
 |
 |
You Might Also Like
 Teen Korner: Full List Of 2010 Teen Choice Awards Winners |  SOUND THE PARENT ALARM! |  Today We Are All The Little Boy In This “Hot Hot Hot -… | Total Epic FAIL |
Leave a Reply
Sign inSign in with FacebookYou must be logged in to post, reply to, or rate a comment.
Where’s Bentley Farnsworth when you need him? Ammirite, guys?
HOW DARE YOU BESMIRCH THE GOOD NAME OF FONZWORTH BENTLEY
No besmirching! I’m recognizing his umbrella-holding skills. He is close to spectacular.
close to spectacular?
you said you were fantastically well!
Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see
He says at the Kids’ Choice Awards.
You’re gross and I’m sending an email to Chris Hansen
Hey that’s not fair, you stole my joke I posted to your comment below
If we’re trying to steal stuff, we should steal from our betters.
I’m upvoting because i’m determined to let Steve Winwood be great, no matter how hard he makes it.
I’m upvoting it because it’s perfect.
Steve Winwood is great and he doesn’t make it hard at all!!!
I hate manure
God just couldn’t hold it in any longer.
Gwenyth Paltrow? What are you doing here?!
For a brief period in 1998, Puff Daddy wished to be called P-Soup.
One might even say he had a SPLIT-P(ersonality). What? That is not even a pun. Oh well pressing submit anyway
You could have made a Garth Brooks joke, which I think was topical in 1998.
Oh man. If my sense of humor were like half as sophisticated as everyone else’s I would have totally thought of that.
This is just how I felt after seeing the film Envy, because GREEN! But mostly because covered in filth.
Bad Soy For Life.
pureed bok choy for life
soylent green is p-diddy
I know, I’ll change my name to P. Diddy to completely erase this from my past until it is dug up in 2010 by an internet blogger.
You’re out of touch, Gabe. 12-year-olds aren’t watching Nickelodeon on Saturday nights. They’re out SEXTING at rainbow parties while all hopped up on goofballs. Times have changed, old man.
You’re gross and I’m sending an email to Chris Hansen
If you’re looking to plagiarize, take from those that are best.
Moose – “Diddy, what discernible talent do you have?”
Diddy – “I don’t know.”
~slime~
Kids in audience – “Yay!”
I forgot about Moose. And Barf the burger cook.
As a result of this thread, I’ve been watching this on youtube all night. MLIYCDTOT.
Is this what Ke$ha feels like when she wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy?
“Damn! I wish there was some way I could incoherently explain what just happened to me in 140 characters or less to 2,521,220 random people!”
Then, like always, he screamed “NO BITCHASSNESS!” as he left the building.
SHOOOT that should not have been a reply to you. PLEASE IGNORE AND DO NOT UPVOTE MY PREVIOUS COMMENT
Slimer and the Real GhostPuffsters
Diddy CAN do that on television
Diddy DID do.
Anna Wintour gives the spring Sean John line a “thumbs down.”
Because she threw up on him! Get it?
I don’t know
You beat me to it (learn to refresh the_wurst, gah), and for this, and your YCDTOT brilliance, I will upvote you forever.
I think our YCDTOT references are lost on baby monsters. Damn shame too.
I meant to write “I don’t flow,” anyways.
Ready! Aim! …
Wait, wait! Stop the execution!
Someone get me a barfburger.
I think you’re right, and it pains me. The children of today need to recognize its brilliance.
For the kids, that’s IDK.
This is what Diddy looked like before using Proactiv.
Good thing he started moisturizing his situation and preserving his sexy.
Did Diddy say “I don’t know”?
In preparation for his role in the upcoming remake of The Exorcist. Diddy spent his Saturday night in the club getting vomited on by demon bitches.
it’s funny cause the slim is a metaphor for everything bad boy has put out since biggy died.
slime* sheesh.
Freudian slip. Will the real SLIME Shady please stand up?
Yeah, it looks bad. But you should have seen what he did to Mark Sommers.
Diddy Got Slimed: Big Fuckin’ Deal….
this is not so raven
Pea Diddy
“Life without slime is Unforgivable.”
In what every pre-teen at the Kids Choice Awards agreed was ultimately a pretty unnecessary display of political symbolism, P-Diddy shocked everyone as he announced he was officially joining the Green Party. (NAILED IT)
The syntax of that sentence is so dubious to me, I am going to dedicate the rest of my night to figuring out why.
vote or die bitches!
“And the award for creating girl-supergroup Danity Kane goes to… Sean P. Combs!”
The only correct answer is:
“Take that, take that”
“Ashton Kutcher told me this stuff was made of applesauce. He is such a liar.” – P. Diddy
I don’t have time to do spoofs.
For a moment, Diddy heard a voice in the back of his mind say “Where are you, what did you do to get to this place?” But then it was quickly replaced with a great idea for a new type of overpriced sneaker.
Shit son, you foxin with my white sox gear. BIGGIE, come handle this!!! Oh wait…
Too soon.joke.blogspot.com
Diddy’s new cocktail THE SLIMER! 3 parts Ciroc, 1 part Midori, 1 part total lack of humility! LET’S GO. Diddy in Get Him to the Greek, in theaters June 4!!! Check it out, LET’S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This moment captured on film is the moment P. Diddy decided to host his annual White Party, so that he could ridicule everyone else for getting stuff on their all white clothes (green slime or not), while he remains spotless. Suck it, Nickelodeon!
Slimer is a racist.
Crap. I guess that Sean Jean outfit COULD get uglier.
Let’s go paintballin’!
Somewhere in the afterlife, Biggie and Slimer are sharing a chuckle.
Can’t nobody take my slime
Can’t nobody hose me down
Oh no
I’ve got to keep on moving
I should seriously stop reading these at work while drinking water, I keep spitting it all over my keyboard out of laughter! How am I not fired yet?
You guys, my dog has been having “loose bowel movements” that TOTALLY look like that. #shitsmydogtakes
I was surprised to see that shitsmydogtakes is an available username on Twitter.
Diddy learns that you shouldn’t get too close when Topher’s been sucking buttz all night.
Ha, I don’t think I even understand this one!
Not your best work, tophersuxbuttz.
I’m gonna upvote him for phrasing his “signature” in the form of a caption. It almosts makes sense.
I think the joke is he got sprayed by some Topher butt ejaculate
Not to dumb down what you’re saying, but do you mean poo? Remember, not everything is ejaculate…
Oh man, I keep imagining a stern teacher patiently telling me, “remember, not everything is ejaculate…” and I can’t even deal with it.
Topher suxxed so many buttz that he threw up his poovomit all over Diddy. DUHHHH
Again “vomit” is defined by the idea of ejecting matter from the mouth, therefore, the mere fact it came from his buttocks reveals that it is in fact not vomit.
I feel like I’m teaching some strange class. “Hello students, this is VOMIT101, my name is Professor Pukeson…” you get the idea.
The poopvomit was ejected from Topher’s mouth after he suxxed it from so many buttz. Try to keep up, Aaaaron.
DUHHHH. Thanks for speaking da truth, Godsauce. Topher sux buttz til he vomitz.
Thanks for clearing that up Godsauce; although one can only imagine if I would have been happier not knowing about the existence of poovomit… Either way, I will definitely need to get a team together. Much research needs to be done for my next major thesis paper! Just wait, soon everyone will know the name Professor. Purgespew R. Pukeson!
is poop vomit the same as felching?
jokes on your children on 1998. You ruin one of my outfits but in less than 10 years I will charge you hundreds of dollars to wear an outfit with my name on it…
jokes on you, children of 1998. You ruin one of my outfits but in less than 10 years I will charge you hundreds of dollars to wear an outfit with my name on it…
I didn’t order a Precioustini!
wow sorry really thought you could delete a post…i will proof read in the future…
Ke$ha’s lyrics make a lot more sense now:
“Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy, because I’m always covered in barf too.”
Sorry, Kateness. Didn’t see your joke that I ripped off from you. Someone call the whoops police.
No worries, Funkles! There are plenty of Ke$ha jokes to go around.
Is this how I smile? Moving my lips apart to show my total disdain for children?
“Going the extra mile will definitely help you beat out Will Smith for the Swamp Thing reboot.” — Diddy’s former agent.
Sometimes even Diddy cannot start a new fashion trend
I think this picture is an outtake from the outhouse scene in Slumdog Millionaire.
So many poop jokes!
or not enough?
is it too late for st. patty’s day green poop jokes?
Green Shitty?
Does this mean Nickelodeon is a blood or a crip?
Latin Kings probably.
skeet skeet skeet.
Elaborate product placement for Oxyclean.
What happens to a dream deferred?
Does it dry up
like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a sore–
And then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat?
Or crust and sugar over–
like a syrupy sweet?
Maybe it just sags
like a heavy load.
Or does it explode?
–Langston Hughes’s official entry in the Videogum Caption Contest
game over.
too good.
except, when you think about it, I can’t imagine too many dreams Diddy’s had to defer.
“So Sarah Jessica Parker does have a bigger nose than Biggie…”
Looks like this time the band “made” on P. Diddy! Amirite?! Anybody…?
So many poop jokes.
P. Diddy, interrupted mid-sentence while saying the line “as you wish,” stood in shocked silence in front an equally thunder-struck audience, as no one could have predicted tonight was the night and the Nick’s Kids’ Choice Awards was the place where Rob Reiner finally exploded.
Some kid left the Silly String out in the sun too long.
Justin Bieber has not grown out of projectile vomiting yet? the worst.
A blooper from the filming of the “Come With Me” video from the soundtrack of the 1998 film Godzilla. Little did Diddy know that Godzilla had eaten burritos for lunch that day. Thankfully, Jimmy Page was left unharmed.
Here is partial footage before the incident:
okay don’t hate me but I loved that song when I was in 6th grade. Therefore I still love it now, sentimental value and all. I could probably rap along to every word in this song.
“I said Cambodian breast milk.”
this doesn’t even make sense.
Why should it!?
OR does it make too much sense?
I don’t know what this means either, but me and Diddy may have been only rooms apart.
“You people wouldn’t be applauding if you knew this slime was made from the pulp of $100 bills embezzled from the college funds of thousands of impoverished children across the world, which it is. It really is all about the Benjamins. What! R.I.P. B.I.G. Foreva! Now get this Godzilla goo off me.”
This is still less stupid than hiring Pauly D to spin at my son’s 16th birthday party.
“What’s up playa’s? I just blew Shrek backstage and my jaw is killing me”
I’m sorry to the three people who downvoted this, but come on. this is wicked funny. imagine blowing shrek? YIKES! and imagine shrek’s ejaculate being the same color as shrek’s skin? DOUBLE YIKES! this is way funnier than a pea soup joke.
Am I cool yet?
“oh no! this hat is made of kashmir!
just like my crazy-ass godzilla song! ah-ha!
“My Life is Twilight.”
Demonstrating, once and for all, the value of wearing sunglasses in-doors.
His small, bitter smile broadcast the realization that, “Yeah, this is about right,” over the snotty, shrieking audience and through the silently judgmental television cameras, riding the earth’s magnetosphere into the emptiness.
“I thought I told you that we won’t st- ah dag man, I thought we were doing the gooping AFTER I performed. Ma$e, give these kids a taste of Harlem World real quicklike, Diddy’s gotta get the goop out of his hair before his product molts.”
three cheers for trying too hard!
Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see
May I ask why so hated? I was just mentioning how Ke$ha wakes up in the morning covered in sticky goo and the picture above we were asked to caption features P Diddy covered in sticky goo, albeit the sticky goo Ke$ha is greeted with in the morning is a different color from the one P Diddy is covered with in the provided photo.
Wow, you guys are amazing. I would like to participate in one of these Caption contests, but I usually read the post 5 minutes after it’s been published only to find 115 comments. You guys use up all the funny. Congrats! (?)
Ah, I’ll give it a shot anyway:
Mo Slime, Mo Problems ??
Ever the sampler, Diddy takes one out of Linda Blair’s playbook.
Puffkake.
Please pronounce it however you see fit; it’s layered that way.
Vote or get slimed!
Because you know I love it young, fresh and green.
You crazy for this one Mark Summers!!