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Shia LaBeouf is giving out stock tips now? Very cool. What a cool guy. Mr. Cool Stocks. You should date him, he is clearly your type.
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
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I think Goop and him would make a nice couple.
I think all of these Transformers and Wall Streets have gone to his head.
Is Gerard Butler gonna offer up dragon slaying and bounty hunting tips next
Thats about as necessary as Wall Street 2.
Aw, to be fair, Wall Street 2 isn’t just some Hollywood cash-in. Oliver Stone has returned to direct, and they brought back Douglas and Sheen to reprise their roles and continue the story. Stone wanted to make this movie, and it looks like a return to form for him as a director. I’m excited.
Fair enough. I didn’t know any of that except Douglas and Sheen coming back. Shia Labeouf’s general existence just annoys me so I feel obligated to be skeptical about this movie.
say what you will, I’d still vote for Morgan Freeman in a presidential election.
Bill Pullman, too.
I want Bill to be my dad while I befriend a dead Devon Sawa
Can I keep you?
Our sixth-through-ninth-grade boyfriend! That guy was so non-threateningly dreamy.
I found the scrapbook I made in 6th grade recently, and it’s about 33% pictures of Devon Sawa cut out from Disney Adventures magazine. Him <3
(The rest is mostly X-Files and Spice Girls.)
also, probably Tiny Zeus Lister
As scary as it sounds, I think Oprah would at least stand a chance at winning a presidential election.
Futures for Shia LeBeouf’s career plummeted today after it was announced that he would open his own financial management firm following the premiere of ‘Wall Street 2′.
On a related note, the market for bullets and legal pads has responded positively to the News.
[30.90 - GE 18.06 - UTX 72.67 - BLL 54.19 - T 26.45 - VZ 30.66 - NKE 73.95 - DI]
I can’t stand anything about that Shia Leboof boy. He is the reason why I didnt see the new Indiana Jones movie or the second Transformers movie (was a Shia virgin before the first transformers movie, fyi). Why is this guy famous? Is he some kind of cypher for geeks to relate to in movies? I can’t stand his douche milk mouth face.
It’s mostly Even Stevens nostalgia.
And Holes. As much as Shia LaBeouf annoys me, I love me some Even Stevens and some Holes. Damn you LaBeouf!
I love me some holes, too! (Gross. I’m sorry.)
hands made of blisters? ya muscles, they sore? you wanna break? knock on the wardens door uh huuuh ( and thats a rap. from Holes)
Ok. Part of me wanted to chime in here regarding nostalgia for a movie that came out in 2003, but I decided not to be a hater, because we don’t do that here. For the most part. Sometimes.
And I’m glad I showed forbearance, because…Bunnikula? YOU SIR OR MADAM, ARE A GENTLEPERSON, AND A SCHOLAR. A MOTHERFUCKING SCHOLAR.
Dork love. I love me a dork and shia looks like a big handsome dork. That nose! The Curly Hair! And he was such a spazz in Evan Stevens. I just hope he’s not secretly a jerk.
Me too because in real life he’s dating Carey Mulligan. And I just love her and have to believe that she has excellent taste in people.
Yesterday, the April issue of GQ arrived in my mail box. I pulled it out with the rest of the mail and tucked everything under my arm so that I could put my keys away. My girlfriend was with me and she asked “What’s that in the plastic?” to which I replied,
“Oh, just the new GQ.”
“Who’s on the cover?” She asked. Now, she loathes Shia LaBeouf so I paused for a second to try to formulate the best way to break the news to her. Finally, it came to me.
“Why, its THE BEEF!” I shouted this a bit too loudly, and it garnered the attention of several others. She just look at me, looked around at the others, then said quite frankly,
“I fucking hate you.”
You deserve all the upvotes, west. All the upvotes.
Also, how does one make text bold? Is it still this?
Well, he’s also a decent actor. Unfortunately, he’s been pinned to some poor franchises, guys hate him because he gets to smooch Megan Fox, and girls hate him because they hate anyone associated with Megan Fox. Can we really penalize the guy for being forced to answer a stupid question in a ridiculous magazine like GQ? The studio’s whoring him out to promote the movie, and GQ’s asking him lame questions so that you’ll buy their magazine. It’s not like Shia can say “The f&*k sort of question is that?”
And what is a douche milk mouth face? Is that a thing I’m not familiar with?
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his droopy mouth douche face looks all milky and uhealthy like he’s got cerebal palsy or something
Got it, thx for clarifying.
Shia Lebouf giving investment advice after being in Wall Street is like Keanu Reeves teaching martial arts classes after the Matrix… or Hayden Panettiere talking about Dolphin hunting after starring in the Cove… wait.. whatever… celebrities are the worst.
Can I give Shia some tips?
- don’t drink and drive
- don’t get arrested at Walgreens
- don’t say gross things about how your mom is sexy
- don’t make any more movies
My senior year of high school I starred and created a video for Spanish class that was a parody of The Office. So then I started giving unsolicited advice to our gardeners about how they could climb the corporate ladder. The ‘escalera corporativa’, if you will.
Off topic! Tonight is Lost night, so if you wanna chat Lost with us: http://videogum.com/chat
I know no one here wants to hear me chat on this topic so I will respect your space
I would appreciate your incisor wit and pointing out of plot holes.
Shia told me to invest in Samsung & T-Mobile stock.
* falls on knees *
* stares pleadingly at the sky *
BUMMMMMBLLEBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I have no idea what this is in reference to, but it me LOL so much.
It’s from eagle eye.
I remember it from the trailer..