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An interviewer asks Ke$ha about some of her anti-Britney Spears lyrics, and she back-pedals furiously. Other things she does furiously: sneer, wear out her adenoids, look like a drag queen.
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Somehow, whenever Kesha (I will NOT use the dollar sign, I’m an adult) speaks, all I hear is, “blah, blah blah…”
Where’s the door? To the right? I’ll see myself out.
I prefer Kendra myself.
AHHH!
Escaped Zoo Thing!
Sneering!
She has a little bit of a “Will Ferrell as Harry Caray”-head bobble going on, no?
Also, count me among the many who were incorrectly pronouncing it “Kee-sha” and not “Keh-sha.”
I forgot that the rule is “short ‘e’ sound before dollar sign” in Ke$ha’s Hooked On Phonics (and Meth).
come to think of it, she’s got a little bit of “Will Ferrel as Mugatu,” going on too.
I just say “Kedollar Signha.”
Love it. I’m doing this from now on.
Just curious, but have you ever seen Thirthirteenen Ghosts?
Also, I really loved Morgan Freeman in Sesevenen. Have you seen Sesevenen too?
things that made the record that Ke$ha CAN stand behind:
-Everybody getting crunk
-Boys trying to touch her junk
-Smacking said boys if they get too drunk
Ke$ha has mad re$pect for Britney but none for herself huh
AHHH!!
Escaped Zoo Creature!
Sneering!
I thought this was a screengrab from RuPaul’s Drag Race.
“It’s time to lip-synch…. FOR YOUR LIFE!”
You know how there is that saying “fat girls try harder.” This is a terrible saying, and I have never used it in a sincere way but sometimes when I see/hear Ms. Kesha, I wonder to myself “do awful garbage monsters try harder?”
I guess what I’m trying to say is, I’ve never had sex with an awful garbage monster and I’m a little curious. So sue me! Anyone have any pro tips for bedding a garbage monster?
Garbage Monsters Bed in Layers of Garbage, I would start there.
http://www.dutchbydesign.com/products-Home-Duvet-Cover-Single_LC-2007001.htm
You really are a pro!
Garbage monsters seem to have an affinity for “jack.” This could be the children’s game, a shortening of Jack Daniels, or a fanship of Leonardo DiCaprio’s character from Titanic.
Hey, thanks for the advice guys! I also found this in my searches. I think the second to last one might be my new garbage princess.
I think some of those were people in very, very offense Green face make-up.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/2899798/Worst-fake-tan-foul-ups-on-web.html?offset=18
(though look who i’m talking to)
To be fair, I only did a terrible Photoshop job because I really wanted to capture the essence of her garbage monster ways!
She….. she’s beautiful! Where did you find this angel, Aaaaron?
I met her in the back with the jack and the jukebox. Whatever that means…
Let me know when she apologize to us for the things that ARE on her album.
Can we start calling her Schwa yet?
I think it is just a short “e” sound, whereas a schwa is more like “uh,” and also unstressed.
Okay, the other day when she was interviewing herself, I thought the odd pauses and ticks were the product of having to film the two parts separately. But now that I see just a regular interview, and she seems the same way, I am actually a little concerned that she may seriously have some sort of problem. I would like Hatchet Happenings to do an in depth report on the state of her health.
wait, i though she was still fifteen? isn’t she just like the taylor swift of “hardcore” tweens?
She is 23 – the same age as Lady GaGa (mind: blown).
Also, Taylor Swift is *at least* 20, if not 21!
We all know Kesha sucks. Is Kesha sucking becoming budweiser frogs?
Her Twitter name has never before been so accurate. Also, was she on So You Think You Can Dance Australia? HUH?!
Good to see that’s she maintaining that badass image of hers.
Just a point, usually when the “You look like a drag queen” insult is used on reality t.v it makes me sad. She looks like a drag queen though, so I do not feel sad.
Why must we sully drag queens’ good name with this insulting Kesha comparison? Let’s call a spade a spade: she looks like an unbathed brain-damaged floozy playing dress-up without a mirror. Drag queens are classier than that!
“Styrofoam” was a total hate-jam from top to bottom.
http://vimeo.com/10334263
I’m not following that link. It’s probably a trap.
this video reminds me a lot of when i am really drunk and someone asks me a serious question and i work so hard at trying not to be incoherent that i just talk really slowly and distinctly but all the while talking complete nonsense.
I was trying to say this same thing but, you know, drunk.
I really, truly believe Ke$ha is an android manufactured by record execs simply to fill the void in between GaGa singles.
“It’s been a week since the telephone video came out already? Does anybody have a quarter, we need to turn Ke$sha back on.”