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“When it comes to May-December romances, people often focus on what they see as the negatives. They assume the relationship has no future, and they question everyone’s motives. Why would you date him? What do you see in her? Well why does anyone date anyone, and what does anyone see in anyone, you know? It’s weird to me how no one ever talks about what a turn-on it is to be with an older lover. They just have so much wisdom and life experience to bring to the relationship. At least, that’s what it’s been like with Hagatha. It was definitely her wisdom and life experience that attracted me to her, because everything else is fucking terrifying.” — You
“The other thing I like about her is how she is a man.” — Still You (Thanks for the tip, Joe.)
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I refuse to believe this video. Yeah the makeup job is top notch but you got one thing wrong Hagatha – old people are adorable and they never wear black rubber gloves with ‘fingernails’ painted on. Almost Haggy, almost.
Don’t judge my love! It is just like Harold and Maude, only terrifying rather than charming. And instead of Cat Stevens, our soundtrack is made of the nightmares and terror of children.
if you want to throw up, throw up.
genius
Billie Holiday was the right choice. The SOLE right choice.
It’s like the stately version of “Goodbye Horses”.
Is it horrible that I wanted to listen to Billie Holliday after watching this? Thanks, Hagatha!
Oh my God, she looks like the creepiest marionette doll minus strings. “The better to chase you with my dear”. I’m never sleeping again.
She’s got this whole Lady Freddy Krueger vibe working for her. I know the peeling off the face bit will haunt me forever.
She looks more like an adult-sized Lady Elaine to me, which is TOTALLY TERRIFYING.
As a child watching “Mister Rogers,” Lady Elaine used to always remind me of my grandmother–now dead–whom I never saw, and I loved her because of it. And now Hagatha makes me think of Lady Elaine, which makes me think of my dead grandmother, and it’s ALL SPOILED NOW.
THE INTERNET RUINS EVERYTHING.
Forever scorned from the advertising community after the failure of new coke, Max Headroom spent his twilight years trolling chat roulette in drag, hoping to elicit a smile from a young face like he had so many times before in the halcyon days of the 1980′s.
there isn’t a glee .gif inappropriate enough for this video
which Saw is this? I get confused.
Is this a sex thing? Is this what the kids are into now?
Some good has come of this. This video has put me off smoking for good. No will-power required.
This is Hagatha 2, leading me to believe there is another nightmare video out there, possibly less developed in its unique brand of horror drag terror mongering.
When the video ends, there’s a STREAM of related videos that seem to be by the same person.
I admit to clicking on a few, mostly because I like the taste of bile in my mouth.
You are braver than I sir and/or madame. This is probably why you are an astronaut.
I don’t date smokers.
This is by far the most effective anti-smoking ad ever.
The intro with the world’s creepiest gloves led me to believe this video was going to be a whole lot worse than it actually is… Smoking? Big deal! I was expecting her to dissect a Cabbage Patch doll or something.
Aah! I don’t think I can ever sleep peacefully again!
I was kind of curious to the ‘reveal’ but he stopped the video right before! Chicken.
The secret is that he looks exactly the same under the mask.
I hate to do this, but I feel like it’s my duty. I’ve actually seen the full version of the video, including the reveal. I was certain it was going to be Tom Cruise ala Mission Impossible (which made sense for SO MANY REASONS,) but it isn’t. Once the latex comes off, it’s clearly none other than Topher Grace. It took me back for a moment, but I decided it’s art and that its greatness is probably beyond my ability to comprehend.
I bet it’s Willem Dafoe under that mask.
Actually, it’s Aziz Ansari with a Mary Kate Olsen mask on underneath this mask…look out Will Arnett
Or maybe Paul Scheer
John Locke?
What’s the over/under on frozen, dismembered bodies in his/her garage? 15?
I’ll take the over. This is serious it-puts-the-lotion-in-the-basket territory. I’m guessing at least one of those masks is made from a real face.
Trick question. She eats her kills. You should have taken the under.
If the Insane Clown Posse ever take a day off from headlining Juggalo events, I nominate Hagatha as their replacement.
I watched this in my university’s library, unaware that anyone was watching over my shoulder. When it finished I turned around to see several people had committed suicide. A few had weird erections. Most were crying.
I liked the part when I thought, “this couldn’t possibly get any creepier,” and then it did. It so so very much did. It’s a good thing the video cuts off before it’s revealed that she’s wearing yet another mask underneath, made of somebody else’s actual face.
I have so many questions when I see these fetish (fetish, right?) videos on Videogum. For starters, who are these people when they’re not making videos? They’ve got to have jobs to make money to buy all the masks and gloves and videocams, right? What kind of jobs? Do they work in my office? And where do they hang out? Is it maybe at the same bars and coffee shops as me? And look to the right side of the video—binders! They look so professional! What is in those binders? It is completely impossible for me to conceive of someone having both a normal, productive life and ALSO wearing a granny fetish mask. Can someone please explain how this all works? Preferably someone who is not actually a granny mask fetishist, but maybe someone who knows granny mask fetishists? That would really just be ideal.
Who DOESN’T have a secret fetish that they reveal on youtube?
That’s my question to add to your very good list.
“this shit doesn’t scary me but i just dont understand it at all. like i mean the mask look so realistic and are cool but like i dont know. i’m a slipknot fan so a guy or girl wearing a mask isn’t going to scare me all that much.”
ErMac2187 via YouTube
Um, thank God I’m not a Slipknot fan? This not “scary-ing” me would be too awful to imagine.
Five years from now, when I’m looking back on my life and trying to pinpoint the exact moment it all went downhill and I decided to pick up a heroin addiction, I will probably blame it on the exact moment I realized Dame Edna and a Gremlin cross-bred and created Hagatha spawn.
I think Videogum should collectively write a screenplay for a horror movie based on this video because hello this is frightening. What would we call it? HAGATHA 2: BACK IN THE SCARY HABIT?
awesome! the whole time i was watching this, i just kept thinking, “hagatha’s whole head is a prosthetic.” and it totally was! real people just don’t look like latex prosthetics. if i learned one thing in school, it was that.
I don’t get it, is she supposed to be the main boss in Bioshock 2? Is she the “Big Momma” I keep hearing about???
I kind of want to see her pop up on the Improv Piano Guy’s Chat Roulette sessions.
I’m gonna let You Tube commenter ErMac2187 do all the talking: “this shit doesn’t scary me but i just dont understand it at all. like i mean the mask look so realistic and are cool but like i dont know. i’m a slipknot fan so a guy or girl wearing a mask isn’t going to scare me all that much.”
i just watched this while procrastinating getting ready for work, and my now body is all like, “ok! i’m awake, stop! i get it!” so thanks for that, gabe.