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This week, a monster revolution was fomented on Twitter. Or something? I’m still not entirely clear. Some of you began posting messages of varying degrees of militancy and self-righteous fury, followed by “#VforVgum“. It all seemed to come to a head in the comment thread of the Four Lions trailer post for some reason. Now, I still do not completely understand what is going on here, but what little I have been able to make out, it appears that some of the Old Dogs are not happy with the way the comments threads are now, because when they were your avatar’s age they had to comment uphill both ways, or whatever. One thing that I will say to them is that you cannot stop progress, I don’t think, because it is always out marching, or something? That being said, I do love a revolution! So, in honor of the brave e-men and iWomen who gave their livejournals to this cause, we will honor their memory (starting next week) by ending the reign of the animated GIF in the Monsters’ Ball. People are free to post animated GIFs in the comments, and people are free to upvote those GIFS, because this is an American blog, and freedom. But after this week, those comments will no longer be recognized as the best that you have to offer. You can do better! VIVA LA BLEEP BLOP!

After the jump, the five Highest Rated Comments, as selected by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of this week’s Caption Contest, and the Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 jim reaper | Mar 17th Score:74

I remember asking a cop on 9/11 where I could give blood and he told me to go to hell, which is weird since I thought they had rivers of it there.

Posted in: Four Lions Puts The LOLs Back In Terrolololorism
#4 Tom Foolery | Mar 17th Score:79

It’s been an alright week; Spring weather plus a Sawyer episode had me feeling pretty good. These guys know what I’m talking about:

Richard episode next week!

Posted in: Lost S06E08: Rise N’ Shine, Applesauce!
#3 Notsewfast | Mar 18th Score:85

Looks like I’ll have to rethink the name of my mantis movie: Pray, love, eat. Thanks a lot Columbia pictures!

Posted in: Eat Pray Love Asshole
#2 werttrew | Mar 15th Score:86

Dear Videogum Staff: I once again nominate the 2009 film Amelia, the biopic about aviatrix Amelia Earhart starring Hilary Swank and Richard Gere, for The Worst Movie of All Time. This is a truly awful film.

The following gif serves well as a metaphor for my viewing experience of this film.

Imagine, if you will, that child in blue holding the struggling cat is actress Hilary Swank.

Next, imagine that the cat is success and glory and quality acting. We’ll call it “Oscar III.” (Or is it dunking the cat that would be winning the Academy Award? Not sure)

The rest of us are watching in horror from the background. No! we scream in silent horror. We aren’t really worried for the cat, who is plenty smart, but we’re dismayed by Hilary, and relieved only that Oscar wasn’t the one worst hurt in the whole process. (That would be us watched the movie, of course, okay I got to finish this, this analogy is getting confusing)

Now Oscar slinks away to his owner, Sandra Bullock, who isn’t great but hey, she wasn’t trying to THROW A CAT INTO A SWIMMING POOL.

(Sorry, I’m getting all tangled up in my analogies here. Anyways. Movie stinks, WMOAT worthy, please do it, etc etc.)

I shall be here next week and every week with a similar strained metaphor till this film’s inclusion is secure. Good day and thank you for your time.

Posted in: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
#1 Notsewfast | Mar 17th Score:94

Please excuse the use of a gif, but I made this to help mend the state of the union.

Maybe if we can all just agree that a giant, flying Topher head is awesome, then we can drink beer in harmony on this greatest of alcholic holidays.

Posted in: Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?

Ed. note: I am not going to miss animated GIFs in the Monsters’ Ball because I am an adult, and this whole thing leaves me completely without emotion. I am a robot when it comes to this thing! But I think we can all be proud that we sent them off in style. Tom Foolery’s Smoke Monster driving the Zoolander jeep made me LOLOLOL, and I also enjoyed Notsewfast’s Graceian homage to the wonder that is Carly Fiorina’s broken mind. Goodnight, sweet GIFS. Ours was a love that burned too bright.

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

Steve Winwood | Mar 15th Score:-53
And yet you think LOST is a terrific show. Yeah, no hypocrisy there, guy (sarcasm).
Posted in: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button

Ed. note: Yikes, Steve Winwood! I have a feeling that you were just trying to stir up trouble, in which case, fair enough, sir/ma’am. Consider your trouble well stirred! But this really is a terrible comment. Not because I disagree with you about Lost, although I do, but just because it is complete nonsense. Lost and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button are two entirely different things. You are basically comparing apples and The Curious Case of Benajamin Button, and then insisting that it’s somehow wrong to like apples. Apples are great!

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

Capu Flapu And The Spasmatic Pentagrams | Mar 16th Score: 52
“I’ll race you ’til you love me, faggot!”
Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Mike Tyson And A Racing Pigeon

Ed. note: Congratulations to Capu Flapu And The Spasmatic Pentagrams. You earned it!

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

Gabroll | Mar 19th
My professional expose on this commercial after this sentence.
Posted in: Hugh Jackman Lets The Actor In Him Take Over For Lipton Ice Tea

Ed. note: This is exactly right.

Comments (388)
  1. Wow, what week right. TGIF, I’m incredibly glad Sabrina is on TV tonight. Or rather, Thank God It’s Monster’s Ball.
    VforVgum is a term coined by Carrie to describe a movement started by Jawbone supported heavily and obnoxiously by me. I had planned to post a brief little message laced with dick jokes and call it our “manifesto” but that really doesn’t seem necessary anymore. If you’re still uncertain what this all means just go read Carrie’s exceptionally well thought out comment on the Four Lions post.
    Firstly things got a little out of hand in that section. I just felt it was a little unfitting to post that gif after Gabe’s well thought out and sincere 911 memories. And it was, but you know what else didn’t really belong in that comment section, a bloated discussion on what comments should be. If that belongs anywhere it belongs here. I really did appreciate everybody on that post who said something actually on topic.
    And this is more directed at Skinnytie, sorry Pepper Anne. I can’t speak for everybody, but for me this “revolution” was never about alienating people or telling people they can’t hang out in their favorite corner of the internet. For me, this revolution was really about giving myself a cool nickname and making terrible history jokes. I know, I know, I already go by a self-given nickname, but maybe Hlebtastic just isn’t cool enough. Sometimes I’d like to be referred to as Mongoose (those were the most bitchin’ bikes EVAR). We were basically playing forts. This was our own personal GROSS.
    So the way I see it, we really have two options. We can continue on like normal, or we can split into teams and make a ridiculous game of it. If it does devolve into shirts and skins my side calls dibs on shirts because it is not swimsuit season in the Hlebtastic household (that means I’m fat). So what’s it going to be, DS3M, we beefin’?
    Also as an aside, anybody who’s just recently getting into videogum and thought this monster’s ball would be a good excuse to finally come down to the comments, I would just like to say to you “Sup homie.”

    • I just thought it was about getting Gabe to stop being so gorgeous, but whatever.
      #vforveryniceface.

      • Have you seen this?!

        A lot of people are #GayforGabe

        • Lookin’ sharp in that Jack O’ Lantern t-shirt!

        • Gonna miss your vacuum, buddy.

          Also, I’ve decided my old account is lost forever, so until forever ends or whatever, I used to be .bryan.

          • Speaking of Gabe, that is also MY name, and it feels so good to finally feel validated because I made a visual pee-analogy of Hugh Jackman’s Iced Pee commercial. It’s makes all of my late nights photoshopping Impact font and lines on images in response to disposable mentions of celebrity commercials WORTH IT.

            Also, this is not a joke. It really does feel super great. Thanks Hard Gabe! Can’t wait to see you again Soft Gabe!

            Sincerely,
            -Medium Viscosity Gabe

    • I…I’m so scared. What is this? Is this the greatest piece of commentary ever, or is it the result of some sort of eldritch being rising from the ocean and causing screaming insanity?

      (Hint: he is probably high)

    • Not being on the twitter I have no idea what is going on. I mean I have a vague idea about ‘the revolution will not be gif’s’ or something but otherwise I’m vaguely terrified about the whole thing.

    • I have many questions, the most important of which is: by Sabrina do you mean Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

    • So are we now in an East Coast/West Coast V-Gum rap war? Is Carrie Jay-Z? Is Jawbone Biggie? Is Werttrew Dr. Dre? Is Notsewfast Tupac? Was that too many questions?

      As for me, I would just like to say:

    • So we aren’t splitting into teams? Because I made t-shirts and and pretty sweet mix tape to you know, revolt to. Also, the t-shirts have a tiger on them.

    • MAN I FUCKIN missed OUT THIS week. GOOD job THEN hlebtastic? OLD VGUM forever YALLZ. DOWN WITH the progressives! etc etc

    • I’ve been pretty absent of late (grad school is the worst). Sadly, I can’t get a PhD in “badass commenting,” or “Topher Grace,” so my brain work has been strictly New Orleans history. But I have been keeping up with the vgum revolution or whatever. I would like to throw my proverbial hat into hleb’s (nonverbial?) ring and and basically copy everything that he just said. And I am very good at echoing the sentiments of others, as I am a historian.
      That said, I think Skinny Tie is great and a very funny commenter. I am glad that there are new commenters (notsewfast I’m talking to you too) that are committed to keeping this fantastic blog bloggin’.
      Everyone makes a mistake, and Skinny Tie’s gif was not so great. But measured against her other very sharp contributions, I’m willing to chalk it up to whatever you chalk things up to.
      As far as gifs go, they can really bring the funny. But I’m just not willing to search for, type code for and anything else to be a great gif-ter. We are all (on the whole) pretty clever folks. Just be funny, with or without visual aids!
      In closing, I hope the vgum revolution doesn’t alienate the new commenters or further encourage old commenters to be curmudgeons. Remember when we were all family? That was great!! Gabe, we need some references to Where the Wild Things Are to remind us that we are all wild thing monsters.

      PS. if I put half the thought into my thesis as I just put into this comment, I would have finished it by now.

      • The saddest shit is that this whole thing seemed to Poop on werttrew, and I havent heard much out of him since 4 lions. That’s the part that bums me. That people want to sling Shit and act like shitty assholes, and then play innocent when you call em out on being shit slinging shitty assholes.

        http://videogum.com/157441/four-lions-puts-the-lols-back-in-terrolololorism/movies/trailer/#comment-7216212

      • Thank you! I actually sort of cringed when I read Skinny Tie, for fear of being belittled. But it was a very articulate and well thought out comment.

        Also, really not a big deal, but I am a boy. Sorry!

        • In my overzealous attempt to not assume gender based on avatar and my personal quest to allow all people to define their own gender, I fucked up and made the mistake of assuming that a certain quality (in this case funny and clever) was gender specific.

          Maybe it was all the Glee gifs? No wait, I got it! You must be gay! (Because only gay dudes and females can like Glee and be clever, right?)

      • I would just like to throw out that I’m a grad student (formerly a history undergrad) in New Orleans that’s currently writing a horrendous paper (in my case, a law journal comment). So we should be friends.

        As far as the current hubbub, I’m a longtime listener, first-time caller (Read: I’ve been reading Vgum for a long time, but I’m a fairly sporadic commenter), but I can safely say that this is the most active Vgum’s community has ever been, gifs or no gifs. And that’s a good thing. I can appreciate well-reasoned comments to videos of animals on trampolines, and the gifs, so long as they’re relatively on-topic, can definitely bring the laffs. I don’t where I’m going with this, other than to say that I love y’all, so don’t change. Team Videogum, etc. etc.

        • grad school chumps represent! what a bunch of jerks we are for being in grad school! i escape here to a world where my advisor is gabe and my youtube research is always on track.

        • Yay for grad students! (Maybe?) Yay for Nola! (Definitely.) Using my might powers of assumption I predict you are at Tulane law. I’m at UNO. Can we still be friends?

    • The only thing that kind of upsets me about this comment, is you spelled Pepper Ann, Pepper Anne.

      • After coming to this thread Monday morning, I can say I am glad this didn’t devolve into guessing what gender each monster is based on how they comment. DISASTER.

  2. The week is over! Time to get out of that suit and slip into your favorite comfortable clothes!

  3. What the…!? Hey! That’s not fair!

  4. Hey guys, so werttrew’s not here tonight so I’m just going to give the Chat heads up! (100% gifless of course)

    http://videogum.com/chat/

    JOIN US! WE’RE FUN!

  5. I think I will keep my “This Week’s Caption Contest Winner” award in the bathroom as a conversation piece

  6. But a well picked .gif can say so much more than words!

  7. “And yet you think LOST is a terrific show. Yeah, no hypocrisy there, guy (sarcasm).” Sucks and isn’t funny at all. Just sayin’.

  8. I don’t even know what a GIF is.

    Is it a type or fruit and/or hot drink?

  9. V for Victory?

  10. I think this is a fair solution. The whole #VforVgum nonsense was, in my opinion, started due to the fact that many Monsters are overly concerned with getting up votes. As we all know, Monsterdom is about much more. That being said, the #VforVgum thing was silly but so are tiny, crudely animated pictures. All in all, I think, we laughed, we cried, we peed our pants, and we all grew a little this week. As a family.

    • Y’see I chose to align myself with my very own, non-sensical fringe movement not concerned with the commenting politics of Videogum but rather my love of chewing gum. It caught on with no one but myself, but that was fine by me.

      G for Gum!

      Viva La Gumgumgum!

      • Might I suggest the fine flavors Orbit is putting out currently?

        Piña Colada is really good, as is Sweet Mint and some Melon one in a bright green package.
        I’ll go through half a pack just sitting at my desk working in Potatoshop.
        GUM!

    • My GIF post this week was my first ever; glad I could get an enjoyable one in before the #VforVgum / GIFgate 2010 movement took form. That being said, I can see where people are coming from on both sides of the discussion. As long as I’ve been here (a little over a year, but still I can remember when basically only Kenny Powers regularly posted pictures), the comments sections of various posts have seen a healthy split of genuine discussion / commentary, and fun in-jokes and references. Both of these things are fantastic, the latter often bringing the LOLs to an even fuller extent than the former. However, this divide has moved drastically in the direction of this second, more crowd-pleasing type of comment since the inception of the Monster’s Ball segment, which I think is part of what the #VforVgum movement was wetting their Poise Pads™ about. Anyway, I love the comments one this site, and agree that this solution is fair, and will probably encourage even more quality commenting in the future.

    • I didn’t tweet or comment about it (save one), but my problem was never a concern about upvotes. My problem was that there would be comment threads where it was just image after image after image after image after image.
      And the reason it was that way, is because image comments are a lot easier to get upvotes on. They require less thought and only a tentative connection to the post. Fine, a well chosen image is often funnier than a comment could ever be. Sure, sometimes. Whatever. But most of the time, that gif of a guy falling into a lake as he tries to push his dog in? It has nothing to do with the post.
      This is all coming from someone who was on werttrew’s side when he pioneered the whole scene and someone who upvoted his perhaps unintentionally meta comment that got #2 this week. When it works, it’s great. But it mostly doesn’t work. It’s just become overkill with laziness, that’s all i’m saying. And maybe this new move will help trim the fat?

      • I like it when people get into long discussions on vgum (as in this thread, which i’m only half through at this point), because (jumping on the self-importantgum train here hold on to your hats!) we seem to have assembled a group of thoughtful and witty people. Endless source of amusement, but also sometimes thought-provoking. If only all debates were sprinkled with dogs humping chickens and people in Cookie Monster suits. We would solve this health care problem in no time! And now this train is arriving at the station, now everyone is free to go outside and do something active (or go get a beer from the kitchen and watch last night’s 30 rock again).

      • I blame the site upgrade – before, it took some work to post an image. Often, it wasnt worth it to find or create a good, APPROPRIATE image, save it in the right size, upload it to a linker, Tag the photo correctly, insert it correctly into the comment, check it, and then submit it. It discouraged the easy out gif. Now, just post a link and


        This Comment is Going STRAIGHT TO THE TOP

  11. Dear GIF posters, keep fucking that chicken…

  12. why can’t monsters get along with other monsters?

  13. No! I disagree. I seriously believe gifs can be funny and appropriate. Getting rid of gifs in the Monster’s Ball is a bad idea, especially since gifs can be great. I mean, you wouldn’t disqualify text comments every time someone trolls on here, so why would you do it for gifs. Twocentsgum.

    • I kind of get what you’re saying here. I think it’s more the fact that to find a funny gif, you have to wade through all the gifs for the sake of gifs. It’s an ouroborous file format situation we’ve got going on.
      Maybe if gifs are banned from monster’s ball, we’ll get less “i will post an animated picture for upvotes” and more plain “I will post an appropriate gif for this article which people will enjoy” comments. It’s not like not being in monster’s ball will make them less funny.
      But I get what you’re saying and don’t disagree with you or the way you said it at all. Let’s hug.

      • You’re right, however, if you look at the Monster’s Ball this week, you will see that all the gifs displayed are used in ways that are relevant to the post. Even if someone does post a gif for upvotes, they probably aren’t going to make it to Monster’s Ball anyways. I’m not angry though, I’m willing to settle for this, I just don’t think there should have been a revolution.

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          • This is why I bought a non-talking stove; this guy’s so mad at GIFs!

          • Well if that is your explanation, couldn’t one argue that when we write text comments, we’re manipulating the English language in order to make our sentences relevant to the topic. If we’re manipulating gifs to make them relevant, I don’t see a problem whatsoever. If you choose to treat gifs as words, your logic doesn’t make much sense. Think about it.

          • The Topher head was relevant because it combined the popular HWUWTG column with the post about Carly Fiorina and that ridiculous video of her head floating around. It was completely acceptable as an injoke of the VGum community.

            The Zoolander gif was posted in the Lost post, and considering this entire season is wrapping up to reveal all the secrets of Smoke Monster Locke, Richard Alpert, etc, I felt it was entirely relevant, as that column is all about talking about LOST.

            A+ for me.

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          • I think we’re trying to talk gifs on two different levels here, and I’m just talking about the relevance factor. I don’t care about eligibility in MB. Nor do I think gifs are the symptom of the ‘disease.’ I come to VGum to read, look, and laugh about “Movies, TV, Webjunk and Videos.” Gifs definitely have a home somewhere in there. Gabe has posted gifs in his articles. I feel they’re totally acceptable and entirely relevant when used properly and hilariously.

            A funny LOST gif posted in the comments of a LOST post, I feel, is completely acceptable. Upvotes/downvotes don’t factor in. If it’s funny it’s funny, if it works it works, and a lot of the time the deciding factor is whether or not it’s relevent to the article.

          • Just so it’s clear, I don’t give a shit about Monster’s Ball/upvotes. Whatever. But the advent of Monster’s Ball brought on tons of .gifs. And it is my personal opinion .gifs rarely add anything. They aren’t interesting. They are often used in place where word would do just as well, replays part of shows we have already seen, or shoehorned in cause the person found them and thought they were funny. The vast majority of .gifs here are just reposting .gifs people found somewhere else. If I wanted that, I’d go here: http://gifparty.tumblr.com/ 

            Use your words, people. You are smart. Be original. To quote Gabe, you can better.

          • When I found Videogum on the web for the first time roughly, oh I don’t know, a while ago, almost a year(?) now, the very first Monster’s Ball went down shortly thereafter. Lindsey was around for maybe three weeks before she was let go.

            And do you know what the debate was about that tim around? Words Vs. Pictures as comments. My very first comment was in defense of using images, and I’m not going to repeat myself here, but needless to say, I’m for whatever means of communication are at one’s disposal to share the yucks.

            The fact that it’s all come full circle again says one thing to me- people felt like a check needed to be put in place. Again. Ebb and flow. Gifs won’t go. (SLOGAN!)

    • I’d wager most people would be happy with dual categories — 1) gif/image and 2) text. You don’t give Man Bookers to films and you don’t hand out Oscars to short story collections. #cantwealljustgifalong

      • This is a CAPITAL idea, Jeb. If you could get your brother in rhyme – Hleb – on board we’d be in bidness

      • I think that’s a great compromise, Jeb! Because gif comments can be funny and great and they deserve to be rewarded as much as regular old text comments. Everyone is their own rainbow!

        • 1) why can’t you ignore the gifs? are they really that frustrating to everyone? Stop trying to look at VG on your phone if you’re worried about slow bandwidth.

          2) why not delete all the boring comments that don’t add to the conversation nor make you laugh? Seems like the next step.

          3) This all seems a little mean and a little pretentious. I think that maybe you should read a literary journal if you want only the “best” writing. Gabe is a great writer which is terrible important but I don’t expect random commentators to be at that level. What I DO expect and hope for is for people to be kind and courteous. This VforVGum thing was neither of those things and I’m sorry but that is what really matters. Not gifs, images, or slow bandwidth and the desire for going back to the way things were when people used the “hallowed” word to post.

          • I agree, katydid. All this talk about how great Vgum USED to be, and how lame .gifs are, it’s a little silly and indulgent.

            Dudes, Vgum is great! Monsters are great! Be happy about that, because there are much worse things than .gifs that are kind of off topic!

  14. Could someone give me a quick rundown of what’s been happening here for the last four months? This place looks strange, and I am frightened.

  15. now i have no dog in this gif/no gif fight but please don’t ever link to twitter again. that was the most confusing thing i have ever seen. what in the world goes on over there? how do you know what anybody is talking about?

  16. i don’t care what anybody says, monsters ball, has been and always will be for weekend gifs!!

    • no gifboarding? we’ll see about that!!

      no joke though, i really like when we all gif it up in the monsters ball thread. i feel like people are afraid to post any gif at all now. i need to see some adorable animals falling asleep here people!

  17. Just to clarify, what about still images? Those are still eligible for The MBall, right?

  18. I used a Mike Tyson account on Facebook to make my caption contest entry, and now I have no use for it. If anyone wants it, the username is pigeon_luvr69@yahoo.co.jp and the password is “123″ (Mike Tyson is a total Spaceballs fan, but only saw it once on cable when he was 7 and thinks that’s a reference to it but is a little unsure).

    PS this may actually be Mike Tyson’s real Facebook account.

  19. in the future there will be no language, only gifs. hover-gifs.

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    • Well I’m not sure that you were the ‘worst comment’ per se, just the lowest rated. The tide of votes is this like that of our own oceans. Can you tell the tide, “Hey, stop being so low, I want to hang out on the beach?” No. Such are the comments. It is no easier to quell the surge of thumb-clicking than it is to hold back the whims of the mighty Pacific. People love them some Lost, and its in its final season so everyone is pretty touchy because our greatest fear is that we’ll have wasted 6 years to find out it was all in some autistic kid’s snow globe. So whether you hate Lost, or love Benjamin Button, this too shall pass.

      • I appreciate that, Notsewfast, and to be honest, I am tuning in to LOST more consistently this season for the very reason you cite, to see how it will end. Alan Moore the comic book writer pointed out that how they end this will determine if it is great or crap so I am curious to see how they wrap this up too. Even though I can’t stand it and I think it’s garbage.

        • i think that show stinks, too. just so you know. i’ll also probably wait for it to be over and then power through the whole thing, in hopes of belatedly seeing the point, but my expectations are the lowest because i hate all the characters so much.

      • The tide, of course, being people’s groupthinky voting habits.

    • Stevie, i’m torn here between reaching out, giving you that ol christian side hug and epointing/ilaughing at you and your TalbainJ Jr. antics.

      Awww, come here, champ. it’s gonna be okay.

    • Steve, you are my favorite. Why can’t we just let you be great?

      Also, confession: I hate Lost too.

    • BUT SEE I fuckin DISAGREE with you sir BECAUSE WHILE Lost is INDEED batshit crazy A MAJORITY of the people WATCHING it are WATCHING it for the characters and NOT THE sci-fi DRESSING. LOST IS willing to engage in PHILOSOPHICAL discussions THAT MOST of your TWO AND a Half MEN’S AREN’T READY to do. Whereas BENJAMIN Button is FUCKIN FORREST Gump with sci fi dressing.

      Only RECENTLY HAS shit become banal ON LOST WHAT with the FLASH SIDEWAYS. They DO FEEL like after SCHOOL SPECIALS or some shit, BUT IN previous seasons THESE PORTIONS were used to FLESH OUT characters and themes TO A DEGREE other fuckin tv shows (especially on broadcast) DON’T EVEN dare TO DREAM to explore.

      BUT HEY this is AMERICA. You can BE WRONG if you so CHOOSE to be.

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    • I seriously dislike everything that comes out of this stoves’ burner holes.

      • I’m sorry that my vague joshing criticism of Twitter hurt you so. I will tailor my comments for your pleasure in the future.

        • Its not just twitter, it’s your general dislike of gifs, and just about everything else coming out of your oven door. But please, tailor your internet experience to me. Calm down Technostove, maybe you’re being marked down for sale over and over because your model is outdated?

          • I feel like calling a dude out who is just pulling out his opinions in an non offensive way is a dick move. I don’t like gifs or Twitter. I have legitimate reasons, I am not shit stirring. Unfortunately, those are the topics of the day, so I’m going to come across as a jerkface.

          • CAN’T YOU SEE THAT WHEN YOU STOP LIKING GIFS AND TWITTER, THE TERRORISTS WIN?

          • I love all of you and I don’t like this entire topic because it leads to this. And apparently, reading the comments, bummin on the Bulls losin to Lebron and the LeBrons at 10 on a Friday nite, this topic of Gifs has come up and down and up again (over the course of this sites history, but again, I suck Because I don’t know the whole story since I only been here 10 months or so).

            And Yeah, I guess I am a dick, sorry, it’s in the name.

        • Oy, I feel like I have been explaining to people why they’re downvoted too much these days. Is this my job? Have I taken this upon myself for a reason? WHO CARES

          Talkingstove, I too am disappointed in your recent comments. And it’s not because I disagree with what you’re saying: I also think LOST is kind of silly and Twitter is extremely dumb. It’s just your nasty tone. It’s just not necessary. Let’s all be friendsgum.

        • I thought your anti twitter post was funny. Wasn’t it meant funny?

    • twitter is like my grocery list for really stupid things i think of in my car. im gonna twitter that.

    • Hi, just a question: do you ever read your comments out loud before posting them?
      Because every comment that you post sounds very mean and condescending.
      However, when someone replies in the same tone, you take offense and get sarcastic/defensive.

      If that is your intention, congratulations and FUCK YOU.

  22. You crazy for this one, monsters.

    But I’ll love you with or without the crazy gif-posting.

    NOW GO OUTSIDE AND ENJOY THE BEAUTIFUL SPRING WEATHER OKAY?

    <3 Brosworth

  23. As a long-time lurker, after being lured in by a banner ad for WMOAT with an image from the Last Kiss, which I really hated and was pleased to read that it wasn’t just me who thought Zach Braff was a worthless piece of shit and that the movie was just excuse for bullshit thirty-somethings to be inconsiderate and selfish but still keep their supposedly awesome fiances despite cheating on them with a MPDG who is a million times more attractive than said thirty year old, umm. I kind of miss the old commenters, having to look up where inside jokes had come from (because I did, and it made things that much funnier/special-er!), and even though I don’t contribute often because I fear the rejection of anonymous internet people, I like the well thought-out, witty and inside-joke heavy comments that most people tend to make. GIFs, although they are occasionally funny (is the Nosferatu one here: http://videogum.com/88191/boondock_saints_2_definitely_l/movies/trailer/ considered a GIF?), don’t take as much thought as an actual written out comment.
    I will go back to read from a distance now, and wait for another opportunity to explain vaginal atrophy, or discuss Mad Men.

  24. Geez-o-pete’s, you guys. I had no idea about this VforVgum thing or whatever (I’m not on Twitter), but yikes. So with a vague understanding as to what everyone’s is upset about (So the beef is about too many gifs? Really? That’s a thing that upsets people?), can I just say relax? Again, I don’t really know what this is (and l can’t believe this is an actual thing that people care about), but I wouldn’t care at all if the tone didn’t seem so bitter and mean.

    The whole revolution (give me a break) seems to rail against lists and gifs, and that makes me think of werttrew, who is AWESOME. Seriously guys, werttrew is the best. It almost seems like you’re singling him out without calling him by name, and if that’s the case, that’s messed up. He is the most consistently positive and enthusiastic person on Videogum, and probably the entire internet. Probably.

    Sincere apologies if I’m off-base here because I really don’t get this, but the whole thing just seems so childish, bitter and pointless. Relax, “VforVgummers”.

    • I agree 100%. I think if we all look at werttrew as an example, we can see the potential for absolute hilariousness that .gif’s present. I don’t think it’s really worth giving up those moments of hilarity for the sake of not slowing down or cluttering the threads (is that the problem here? I’m sorry, it’s very possible I am also completely lost when it comes to the #VforVgummers thing).

      I think regular posts have just as much of a chance of being “not funny” or inappropriate as .gifs, and .gifs can often be funnier than regular posts, as the vice versa is just as possible. All I’m saying is that I’ve been reading this site for about a year and a half now, and posting for probably three months, and earlier today I admitted on a COMMENT THREAD on the INTERNET that I had a made an incorrect statement and felt completely safe and comfortable doing that. I mean, where else on the internet can you do that? Only on Videogum! So let’s preserve that!

    • It was never solely about certain commenters or certain types of comments, I don’t know why the gif thing got played up so much. It was just about how so many comments recently have been crowd pleasing in-jokes, which can be great, as oppose to us all just making our own jokes in the comments section. The list thing only comes in in that, as Carrie said earlier this week, as soon as a joke goes on the injokes list it kind of shows how much we overuse it, instead of just coming up with either interesting discussion or our own jokes. There’s no attack on werttrew intended, and I’d stress that just to make sure he doesn’t feel like we hate him. He’s a valued commenter, I’m pretty sure he’s been in monster’s ball more than any of us and he frequently does exactly what we’d like to encourage.
      Staging this whole thing as a so-called “revolution” turned out to be a mistake, just because it now seems more like a petty war than anything else. All we wanted in the beginning wasn’t even to go back to the old days, but to move forward into more original comments and a commenter community that was about enjoying each other’s company, rather than making it a popularity contest based on who can reference this website the best.
      You weren’t off base, this whole thing is basically our fault, and I do regret this turning into an aggressive condemnation of what is, on the whole, a great commenter community. I just want us all to move past this weird rut we’ve got into of repeated, slightly modified jokes, gifs which don’t add anything to discussion (again, gifs which fit in with what we’re commenting on are a great thing, and i’ve laughed at many of them) and patting ourselves on the back for being a community.
      But the main thing I’d want to say in reply to you isn’t in defence of this weird and, as it turns out, overall terribly managed campaign, but just to say we love werttrew, and the fact that you think of his name when lists and out of context gifs come up is kind of sad, as he’s pretty much one of the elite commenters here, and this whole injokes and gifs thing is the very least of his great contributions. Shine on, werttrew, you crazy diamond.

      • You fucking VforVgum idiots need to coordinate your mission statement – seriously. Go reread the posts before you espouse the story of what v for vgum is.

      • And I thought the point of half the stuff on the site WAS the in-jokes. When I first arrived, This Site was IMPENETRABLE. I had NO IDEA what anything meant, and lacking the time to re-read 13 months of posts, I was thoroughly grateful to Teach (that’s what I call the Werttrew, Historian and Patron Saint of Videogum) for making the list of in jokes. I was SOOOO Confused about Yogurt Cups and Your Boyfriend. Like, seriously, bitching about the inside joke-iness of this site is like bitching about the fact that they link to Hulu and Youtube – Stupid.

      • I’m not upset or anything but don’t you think that by being annoyed by these injokes and starting this V4V thing (I am lazy as fuck if I don’t type that) you started your own…inthing…?

    • The anti werttrew revolutionary is as much a strawman as the anti four-sided-triangle revolutionary. RIDICULOUS! KRAZEE!
      Werttrew is the dunkaroos to all of our 10-year-old after-school bellies.

      • I THOUGHT it was MORE that WERTTREW was the fuckin EXCEPTION. Most people ASSUME THEY’RE as LOLTASTIC as that gifmiester. BUT FUCK it, we can’t ALL BE werttrew.

        I BET he has A JET SKI.

      • I like werttrew but i don’t like this analogy because i (and im pretty sure everyone here) only cared about the sweet sweet dunkaroo icing. COOKIES CAN GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. They’re taking up valuable icing space.
        Werttrew is more like gushers. An explosion of good comments that come in a variety of wacky flavours.

    • I, like you, only have vague idea what the #vforvgum thing is. I am on twitter, but time zones make it hard to keep up. However, I find it a little odd that you’re the first person in the comments to bring up lists. So with only a basic understanding of the whole thing, you’ve jumped to the conclusion that everyone is going after Werttrew, when as far as I can tell no one as so much as mentioned him, unless it was in his defence? You can offer up all of the sincere apologies you like, but maybe just don’t try to stir up issues that don’t exist in the first place, and then we can all save our sorrys.

        • Right – but that doesn’t change the fact that this was not about anybody hating Werttrew, and that saying so is unfair. If you disagree, you disagree. But don’t make out like the #vforvgummers are just being playground bullies.

          • SHE CALLED OUT WERTTREW. She said he was wonderful (which he is) but she said his lists were dumb (no. helpful, organized and fun and INCLUSIVE which is what the group should try and be) And EVERYONE WAS PICKING ON SKINNY TIE, CRYING ABOUT COMMENTER CONTENT AND BULLSHIT AND BULLSHIT. They were being bullies…it was not the time or the place or the way to air grievances. As Werttrew asked later on, why haven’t these concerns been brought up [in a serious matter] earlier?

            I don’t see why we couldn’t just move on and let things go instead of keep drudging things up and now that all has been said I CAN’T SEEM to LET IT GO and I hate that I am taking this personally and it’s making me so damn grumpy because VGUM is just supposed to be a fun place FOR EVERYONE to KILL SOME TIME, GET SOME “NEWS” and LAUGH THEIR FUCKING ASSES OFF. And this “division” of old v. new? How long do you have to be here before you are “old”? do we need to whip out and measure our membership cards? AND I DON’T HAVE THE ENERGY TO CARE ABOUT THIS RIDICULOUS …whatever this is. the caps were tiring me out. (props to you AMpat.)

            honestly, this is so petty and I do not care if gifs do not make monster’s ball because *surprise* I don’t comment on here to get into monster’s ball …anymore, i’ll admit there was a time when I took up and downvotes personally but then I stopped and then I got into monster’s ball and I realized I didn’t care and now, it’s like, I’d rather have a nice chat with Super! about barbies…or ask Skinny Tie how Chicago was or read and enjoy anything That One or Incredimarc or so many others have to say and upvote Notsewfast for just existing.

            And the “Old dogs” are what made this site extra interesting! Becca, she still pops in from time to time… And Godsauce is back? WONDERFUL (second caps wind)…so I have no hate but Carrie was so…judgmental and …not out of line, but she was picking on people I liked for the sake of…what? What did she hope to accomplish? I guess that is my beef. She and others were calling people out for being annoying? On the Internet? WHAT?! And then I started to wonder and worry about what other monsters thought of me and it deflated a lot of the fun. WHY CAN’T YOU JUST LET MONSTERS BE GREAT? WHY CAN’T YOU JUST LET MONSTERS POST STUPID GIFS WITHOUT HARANGUING THEM?

            The whole thing was just…handled in a rude way and I apologize that I cannot move past it. I haven’t even read a lot of the post/comments since “that day” because it just riled my ire. Sadly I just read all the posts on this page and it made me angrier because it is complete nonsense because you assholes were just being assholes? (for the record everyone is an asshole)…and I feel the need to be a dick. I feel the need to scream KEEP YOUR LAWS OFF MY COMMENTS and burn someone’s bra. …I haven’t decided what I’m going to do…but taking a break from comments might be a good idea.

            And if I do comment I’ll be sure to post an animated gif so that I won’t have to worry about monster’s ball.


            (apologies for not making my own gif, my photoshop is on another computer)

            But also, by Monday I’ll have had a nice sleep and some more sunshine and I’ll be right as a relaxed technojeremy…I hope we can put all this behind us.

          • Preach, Mr. Hausfrau (I couldn’t figure out how to reply to your comment?). Even though I don’t comment very often, this whole situation has left a very bad taste in my mouth. It just feels so hostile, it’s really discouraged me from trying to participate even more in the Vgum community. If I’m not allowed to unite silly and serious here, then where can I go? Eeek.

          • I think you replied correctly GnomeintheCave.
            and have no fear! I’m sure this will all blow over.
            Participate! because it is your right as a citizen of the interwebs.
            and look:

            A DANCING GNOME!
            *awesome*

          • you…. you guys got membership cards?

      • Also, check out the Twitter link Gabe posted:

        “‘Lists and gif are no substitutes for brains and will power’ – Dwight D Eiesenhower”
        - an adult, presumably

        “THE REVOLUTION WILL BE LISTLESS”
        - another adult

        • Does anyone else have a mental picture of the 2 year anniversary party looking like an 8th grade dance? Gifsters on one side and gifhaters on the other? Let’s not make ?uestlove uncomfortable the first time he meets us guys. Let’s save that for the third date. Hugs? :)

        • I, too, cannot reply to hausfrau… I just wanna say that I have been reading videogum way back when there where Friday Fights with Lindsay, etc, etc….. and I just want all you “newcomers” to know that you are welcome. I am sure that a lot of us “old farts” feel the same way and PLEASE don’t let the pissiness of one old timer ( or even a handful) stop you from commenting. Participation of ALL Vgummers is what makes this site great…. please keep that in mind.

    • Yeah, I got smacked down defending werttrew, and these people did really bother me. You are right that one, this whole thing is ridiculous Bullshit from people who feel like they were here first so they get to use the slide ALL DAY

    • I’m Hungry For a Chicago Style Hot Dog – Did you grab one when you were here for your audition SkinnyTie/Pepper Ann?

    • I agree with all of this. And I was seriously hoping someone would bring out the “Don’t you TEST me, Hlebtastic” thing again, so kudos to you for that as well.

      BTW, Love ya, Hlebs!

    • His made the WMOAT list! My favorite list.

    • That One has called it, and deserves all of the upvotes. THERE I SAID IT.

      • Kenny Powers has called it. the only way we’re getting past this is if we start posting long-winded idolizations of eachother. I call weirdly hitting on werttrew

    • yeah, i’ve got to say, i was a little shocked to discover that all the upset was over gifs. i mean, really? sometimes they’re lame, sometimes they’re funny. they’re much like text comments in that regard. though that gif that gabe keeps using in various posts [though not as much lately, thank god] of fiona shaw blowing her brains out in black dahlia makes me sick to my stomach every time i see it. yuck. it’s pretty much grosser than gross. i totally don’t know why that image gets to me so much. i mean, i love bloody movies. zombies, psycho killers hacking beautiful teenagers to bits, monsters, whatever. i loooooove them.

      but that image. ugh. makes me a little queasy just remembering it right now. not cool, gabe. not cool. can you ban yourself from ever using that gif again? pretty please?

  25. Everything I am about to say has probably been cleared up previously, but I feel it’s important to go ahead and speak a piece right quick.
    First of All, everyone needs to go to facebook now and sign up for the Gabe Group. I made it, I am the king of it, Gabe is the King of it, and if you want to, you can be a king or queen of the group as well (note the capitalisation of the monarchy).
    http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=105547626135055

    Second, Hleb: There is no war baby boy; you took my Gif down on that post, and that was that. If anyone can appreciate giving up a little freedom for liberty, it’s me (huh?).

    As far as VforVgum goes, it’s a twofold issue as far as I see it – Gifs that move can clog browsers, and people who post well thought out word based comments are marginalized come monster’s ball because of great picture comments.
    WIthin that statement of the issues, I see one glaring problem – We are placing too much concern on monster’s ball and inherently from this, Upvotes. AND I KNOW – Super Hypocrisy alert – this is the dude who bitched over and over about voting issues, but Gif’s and their ADORATION FACTOR 7 lead partially to my stance on voting and its effects. And to officially put that issue to bed for me, I will say that there is still un necessary trolling, and there is also a huge movement of groupthink contained within the voting, And I really don’t give a shit anymore, but that’s not what this post is about).

    As far as clogged up browsers, I get it. I issued a shitty statement to mr Paper Werewolf, wherein I told him to screw off, and that I will post whatever I want. I apologize. I do see how the browser issue could be a genuine frustration.

    But back to marginalizing the great text comments; somewhere along the way, in my 2nd month here, Werttrew shot to all star status through the use of clever gifs. I followed suit, dispensing judiciously with the images and moving pics, ALWAYS TRYING to post gifs that related DIRECTLY to the post being discussed. If my comment wasn’t valid, it got slapped down (And my comments have often been slapped down, gif or not). I don’t think that the issue lies with the gifster who follows the rules. It’s about the ones who post things that are tangential at best. BUT!!!! I personally recognize the concept that there is a main post, and the comments are a self contained unit, that often interrelate, but do not have to (particularly as comment strings and threads end up taking a post in a different direction through conversation or otherwise). So while you may not see the point of an image, try to look at the joke being made in the comment, and often with relevance to posts above.

    There has always been a very LOOK AT ME kind of quality to Monster’s ball. Hell, I did my thing gif wise after a while b/c I figured it was my only way onto the IT list…

    And this website is Really Important to all of us for some reason or another. I was talking with DavidCXR about this and we agreed – we have never been on a website that we felt like it was ours as much as we feel this about Videogum.
    So while I empathize with the originals and the old schoolers, the nu-school crowd has added a ton too. And I can see how interlopers giffing up the place with tagless image insertion could chap your ass, when all you wanna do is discuss something like a normal person, but remember, more monsters, more food on Gabe’s family.

    And as far as lists, twitters, fan sites, all the other stuff – You DO NOT HAVE TO ENGAGE IN THEM IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO. No One forces us to click ANY LINKS, no one is forcing us to be here, I just want to laugh and make jokes with people that seem really funny and hip and with it.

    So as a Gifster, I would like to say I respect your Position, VforVgummers, and will continue to be thoughtful with my image insertion. But Seriously, I talk in gifs, so it will not cease.

    • I’m with the Ghost of DS3M on this one. Well said.

      (I also love how I have never been called on phrasing his username the way i do, and how I act as if he’s a spectre and therefore I only talk to all of you about him, or say that the Ghost of DS3M has a point).

      Videogum is so fucking funny, you guys.

      • THIS GUY GETS IT!

      • BTW
        (mostly for KajusX’s edification, since he’s likely to be the only one to read this – though several have inquired)
        The reason for the Ghost Suffix is a metaphor for my personal “moving on” point (very A&E/Lifetime, I know) which dovetailed nicely with the WebGum Update 2.0 – Lawnmower Man Edition, and the Shift was Relatively Easy.
        The MB and Voting and all of that got old for me lo the past few months; I stopped upvoting everything all the time, I stopped voting altogether after a while, in general I just stopped thinking about it, mostly due to having to do more work at work. Lately, I haven’t even been visiting monster’s ball to comment and pic post, due to Friday. So yeah, the DS(vote-bitcher)3M is dead, long live DS.

        Shortly after I joined and become overly interested in MB and votes, etc, I noticed several peculiarities in the voting habits of the monsters. Since I was regularly on the red end of the spectrum, and often bewildered by some vote tallies, I wanted to see if there was more, lying beneath the surface.

        There was a point where I honestly considered a research course, wherein I would examine and/or follow several online persona’s and track their vote data on the Gum. If anything, it could have served as some sort of early ethnographic/socio-demographic study of the blogosphere. I also seriously considered contacting Gabe and asking him if I could create multiple personae for the purposes of serving my needs portraying different roles.

        Ultimately, I decided against all of it because this site and ALL OF YOU MONSTAH’S are too Special and Amazing to be fucked with – like I’m some Mustachioed Bi-polar Jane Goodall living with the apes, attempting to make gestures and gauge your reactions.

        That, and Werttrew keeps good enough data, I don’t need to replicate the Master’s Work.
        With That – I will NEVER DISCUSS THIS AGAIN
        (this Thread is putting a lot to bed. I like it.)

    • I don’t comment much anymore, but when I do, I try to be on point. That said, while my most upvoted comment ever was a gif, I understand the need for bringing the hammer down on it.

      And yeah, videogum is totally party, like DS3000 said, I come for the lulz but stay for the rad dudes here in the comments. You guys just keep on keepin on, let’s all paint, exercise and squash this beef

    • I couldn’t agree more with D3M. While I understand that a lot of people do not like (most?) gifs and lists, a lot of us do. Both are equally valid opions, that should be able to co-exist. I think the inclusion of three gifs in the Monster’s Ball says enough about what side has the majority, but that’s just how I feel. I agree that while there were a lot of non-sensical gifs (I admit I have posted one or two myself), the same goes for word-based comments.

      Anyway, hopefully that now we have gone past the differences we will unite and become even funnier and loving. Stay classy, Videogum!

  26. The people who are bitching about pics and GIF’s are people who don’t have any good pics or GIF’s to post. I am going to double my efforts @ Videogum just to piss those people off.

    • If I was gay I’d make you a facebook page right now, soooo hard, so much love

      • Hi DS3M. I just want to note that this isn’t a reply directly to you. I am late on learning this new vgum 2.0 thing and can’t figure out how to comment directly on the post. But I will say that I hope the revolution doesn’t discourage you from posting pics of your adorable pits! They are great!

        My general comment:
        One of my favorite comments of all gumming time was the Jurassic Park image with “Clever Girl.” Who remembers that? That was SO FUNNY. Now I will wait for werttrew to link it for me.

    • GOOD. YOU WERE pretty MUCH THE fuckin pic and GIF PIONEER of videogum ANYWAYS.

  27. These comments sux almost as much buttz as Topher Grace.

  28. Well this whole thing certainly happened.

  29. Hey Guys! I found something I think you should all see!

    I was complaining last week about not being able to reset my login password ever since Juliet smashed that bomb with a rock and reboot the Videogum universe. Well, I discovered a hatch in the forest that lead me to a Videogum backroom of sorts. It leads to a place that is smokey-white and sortof scary, and there are holes in the wall that look through our avatars’ eyes so you can spy on people without actually being in the room with them. Which reminds me, I have to talk to a few of you about some things I saw happen in the Topher Grace thread last week when you thought no one was around.

    when I tried to change my password from within the hatch, it actually worked. So, I thought I should share. I really don’t think there is anything sensitive about accessing the site through this though. Seriously it just seems like a deeper level of the new website’s structure.

    Follow the White Rabbit:
    http://videogum.com/wp-admin/index.php

    – By the way. From the stats written on the wall in here, it appears there have been 140,450 total comments on Videogum, and 140,443 “approved” comments on Videogum. I’m going to refer to the difference in these numbers as the “Videogum 7″, and I bet you anything Videogum ends the season without explaining what 7 comments in the history of the site are not “approved”. Mysteries abound!

  30. Hey y’all this is jneslo, my account is getting figured out as we speak but I wanted to say my piece (via Andy). Because this is Obama’s America and we all get a piece. Mainly I am all about what hleb wrote and will sign my name on that gold tablet. Besides that to me this thing was mostly a funny game and a reason to rewrite famous quotes. I do however agree that we are too good for mindless gifs (not mindful ones thought, those are the best) and silly comments. My favorite thing about vgum is that a lot of the time it’s a smart look at pop culture and I felt like that was being taken away, and since I’m the Veruca Salt of the inernet I was not okay with that. If your feelings got hurt I’m sorry as for me I’m gonna go play outside and not worry about the internet. I’d say lets hug but I’m not a big hugger so umm two thumbs up to every one. PS Thank you for calling me an adult That One, I’ve been trying to convince my dad of that for 6 years now.

  31. Testing out new avatar… engage.

    • I’ve always felt bad for Cookie Monster. It is obvious he is very fond of Cookies. However, this desire to eat cookies drives him into such passionate fits of cookie eating fury that I have never seen him successfully eat a cookie, ever in his life. They all end up on the floor. It’s a sad commentary on life.

      I’m not sure what this has to do with your avatar though, I just thought I would bring it up.

      • Jon Stewart with Mustache was a nice junior year avatar after my mustachio’d lion, but with this current wave of conflict on VGum, I figure I would change it to The Great Cookie Thief, complete with drawn on mustache (as mustaches are the only prerequisite for my avatars).

        Plus, he’s a monster and so am I and so are all of us. It was an act of solidarity on my part during all this divisive discussion currently going on.

        Also, Justified just premiered and I love Walton Goggins more than certain relatives of mine.

        As far as Cookie Monster’s plight- I feel more sorry for Cookie Monster basically having to publicly apologize for his love of cookies two years ago, as he had to do the talk show circuit and admit that cookies are a “sometimes food.” FUCK THAT NOISE!

  32. it’s like a Hulk party up in here

  33. I am very new here (even though I’ve been reading for a while but to be completely honest posting comments were a BITCH and I was a wee 17 year old applying to college etc this story doesn’t matter) and the whole vforvgum thing was weird to me. I guess I understand people’s complaints and everything but we’re all adults (and for those who aren’t adults but read videogum same thing? idk) so it seems workout-able. Downvote if you must.

  34. I haven’t read all the posts because fear of getting upset over this, but I wanted to add in my thoughts.

    I found Videogum when I googled “Lost Recap” or something, because I wanted to read and discuss with people (and not message board freaks, jk, I love them) WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED. I read the recap and LOLed, read comments and LOLed, and came back every Thursday for those recaps. In the first or so posts that I read, Gabe featured the “RELAX NERD!” gif made me laugh the first time I saw it, but also the second time because it was relevant. I remember seeing another post that looked funny, and then I started reading everything on Videogum from then. I read it, and then I read the comments (because those it is the best part… I mean it is tied with Gabe’s writing).

    Gifs that are relevant are inspired by the posts and often involve creative gif making or text adding or something. WHAT IS THE PROBLEM HERE? If there is a gif that is poorly placed or not even offering comedic value, then they aren’t upvoted, downvoted or not even read or whatever. People don’t comment just for upvotes, although it’s a way for us to give them the attention they deserve (I’m guilty of looking for comments with the most uploads and reading them first when I’m in class, sorry! I’ll get to all eventually!). People comment to make other people laugh, and sometimes that doesn’t work. It happens. We all make mistakes in conversation too. 70% of my jokes are delivered horribly or don’t make sense. I don’t care, and my friends don’t care.. they just ignore them. Good thing they can’t downvote me. Anyways, PepperAnn/I Like Skinny Tie saw that he was getting downvoted and apologized.

    (Gob voice) C’MON!

    • “not message board freaks, jk, I love them”

      REALLY? You love the people from fishbiscuitland? You are a saint.

    • People are getting too serious, and some people are better at making funny gifs than making funny comments. It’s like some people have different senses of humor/jokes/whatever. Demetri Martin is better at visuals, than say Zach Galifiankis. It’s all relative? Some people are good at both!

      I don’t preview my comment, so sorry for grammatical errors.

  35. You guys sure are a tough crowd to figure out. I never knew it was supposed to be a place for serious discussion and debate using only text.

    Picture in your mind an image of a kitten. He is mostly grey, with white socks on his front feet, and only the very tips of his hind legs. He has a white stripe between his eyes and down his nose, and a white patch on his breast that stretches from the base of his neck in sort of a rough diamond pattern reaching to the joint of his front legs and to the middle of his belly. On the very top of his head he has a small patch of white that looks almost as if he is wearing a yarmulke. He has the blue eyes that many kittens have when they are young, and is lying on his back with his tail coiled up between his hind legs reaching almost to the white portion of his belly. All of his limbs are held closely to his body. Suddenly, a hand above him opens wide with fingertips stretched out looking as though it might consume him entirely. Acting purely on instinct, the kitten stretches his front legs out as wide as they will go, claws protruding, eyes wide, fangs bare in order to intimidate or capture this strange beast . It works. The hand/beast recoils. repeat. gif

  36. whoa guys. whoa.

    • We can argue about what constitutes a good comment and what constitutes a vacuous comment until the cows come home, but this is just an objectively great comment.

  37. Funny Or Die HBO is still extremely shitty but who here saw Crispin Glover on it tonight? Motherfucker is looking good. Surprisingly.

    PS @ Carrie…

    I have a secret crush on you. Always have. Maybe it’s the liqror talking but if we had a privaste mseaageign system I woul tell you that I secrtely want to kiss you on your b-hole. I am sorry. It’s jjust what’s in my heart and I had to say it..

    • This is really embarrassing. I wasn’t even going to post that but I somehow accidentally did and I made a lot of spelling mistakes too. I guess this is goodbye to Videogum for me from now on because there’s no way in hell I can’t show my face around here after this.

      • Oh my god, I love this so much. Please don’t leave, KP. The fact that you exposed your secret crush on a public forum makes me lots of love to no end. And not in a derogatory, “wow what a loser” way, but an “aww, how cute” way. Well, I guess the whole “b-hole” thing isn’t that cute, but still.

        You’re one of my favorite monsters. Please don’t go. If I was Carrie, I would let you eKiss me on my iB-hole anytime. No hetero.

        • Just be careful about hitting the enter button on your keyboard when you’re typing a post. This new Videogum system is horseshit. I am not happy right now.

        • Yes, I agree. I have always had a love/hate relationship with KP’s posts, and up til now it was mostly 30/70 love/hate. BUT NOW ITS ALL LOVE. YOU ARE HUMAN AFTER ALL, KP.

      • Kenny, please don’t go. I am pretty creeped out on Carrie’s behalf, because she is a special flower and no one should do anything to her b-hole [unless she wants to, but that is a can of worms I do not want to open] but uh yeah. It’s okay.

        #Napoleonissleepy

    • Oh man, this is suddenly turning into awkwarddrunkenconfessionsgum.

      CAN’T WAIT FOR THE BIRTHDAY PARTY, YOU GUYS

    • This is just the greatest.

  38. Some of my unsubstantiated thoughts on commenting on this blog:
    If you are consistently first to post after a post goes up, you will be found to be somewhat annoying and disingenuous. If you are constantly posting gifs, folks will think you are only reaching for upvotes. Unless you’re KP; then you can post whatever you want completely off topic and it will be hilarious. Also, if you win Monster’s Ball over and over and over (werty and notsew) you may engender feelings of jealousy, thereby inciting downvote backlash. Overposting or multiple comments/thread also tend to garner hate. Commenting on your own comment is cumbersome and redundant. And, for the love of God, can we please stop commenting to ourselves every time we make a minor typo just so we can all prove how self-aware we think we are???

    • i do everything on this list except win mb. thats ok, i like myself anyway. sorry you never got to go to space!

    • Sorry, you guys. I did not mean to post this list of sweeping generalizations. It was meant to be more of a rough draft for my thoughts. (Major typo! Makes this self-reply ok!) I just hit the submit button by accident and it was too late at night to say anything else about it. The reasons I listed are more like answers in my head to people who ask, “Why didn’t I get more UVs for this,” or “why all the hate.” These seem to fit the pattern in my head. I could be totally wrong. And I personally do not downvote for any of the above listed reasons. I usually downvote if I disagree with the sentiment of a comment, though the tone often comes into play, as well. Also, I consider myself to be a serial UPVOTER. I like to do it. Most of us do. So keep doing it. What makes this place great is the genuineness (through sarcasm, sorta). Let’s all agree to quit counting how many upvotes we have and just be ourselves.

      Regarding VforVgum, Videogum wins just because we are able to have this discussion. Good job, monsters. My original feelings on pics and gifs was that they were not fair because I couldn’t do it. But then I figured it out and I stopped caring! I am 100% on board with the idea of more originality, though. Gabe is an ok writer, I guess (jk, we all know he’s amazing). When we’re repeating in-jokes, it’s on the lines of “imitation is the sincerest form,” I believe. But, again, more sincerity through sarcasm and be yourself. More adding to the convo and less jockeying for position in the Ball.

      Love,

      Ty

  39. My God. This place needs me more than ever.

  40. *GASP!*
    I just realized huckabeast has a cookie monster avatar! I knew it! I knew somewhere in the deep recesses of my brain that there was already a cookie monster user on VGum.


    http://videogum.com/author/huckabea/

    But huckabeast’s avatar may have shaggy blue fur and googly eyes, but the felt black hat and the mustache are solely that of the Great Cookie Thief(!) so I think we can co-exist. =)

  41. Oh dear. This week has been cray-cray!

    On this change to gifs on MB: To sum up, it’s great for me. I don’t think it’s good for Videogum, but one a scale of 1-okay to 10-terrible, it’s like a 3. Not that big a deal.

    Back on January 8, I sent Gabe an e-mail that said the following
    This is a weird request so you can ignore it if you’d like: if I have a comment with a gif or other image, from now on could we just not consider it for the monsters’ ball top five? Like, any werttrew gif is no longer eligible for the top five. I think they crowd out better jokes and I’ve got enough that I don’t need to climb back there again for gifs. Or is that kinda conceited on my part to ask for that exception? Dunno. Your call.

    Gabe seemed to follow through with this for one week but then he forgot or disregarded it (which I’m not complaining–it is his show) so I kept wracking up MB Top Five placements. So my first point is this: I’m happy that my gif-related posts aren’t going to be the MB Top Five. This is what I asked for.

    I don’t think, however, that it is really the best idea as a whole. My second point is that gifs are just a medium, and I don’t really see words as being better or nobler at hitting the funny.

    Look, gifs were a problem lately. This is my theory why: Videogum 2.0 made it very easy to post gifs (DS3M mentioned this too). Previously, with the tags, there was a natural impediment to too many commenters posting them: you had to learn the secret. It took some effort. But with 2.0, it got easier, and it got common. Commenters who had been around a long-time but couldn’t figure it out suddenly did. They were like kids who finally learned how to ride a bike and were riding their bike everywhere!

    I really believe that equilibrium would have been restored eventually. The kid will get bored of his bike and go to the XBox360. And we can police ourselves, letting folks know through downvotes and firm but gentle replies when somebody is crossing a line. But like I said, once the gifs lost their allure and shininess and got all dinged up again, we would be basically back to where we started.

    Let me show you all what I mean. Let’s take a look at the Top Five for the Monsters’ Ball every week this year. How many of the top five were gifs?
    January 8 One (werttrew)
    January 15 Zero
    January 22 Zero
    January 29 Zero
    Feb 5 Zero
    Feb 12 One (werttrew)
    Feb 19 One (bird)
    Feb 26 One (bookface)
    It’s about Feb. 26 the new ability to make gifs without tags came into play.
    March 5 Two (I Like A Skinny Tie and werttrew)
    March 12 One (werttrew)
    March 19 Three (notsewfast, werttrew, Tom Foolery)

    If commenters really think that gifs are the automatic entry into the Top Five, they’re not paying attention to history. Historically, gifs rarely make the top five, especially if your name is not werttrew. Actually, still-images have a better success rate, and of course words are almost always the best way to get into the Top Five.

    On #vforgum:
    I ain’t gonna front. I’ve been hurt this week. I’m over it now, though. I’d comment further but the wound is still a bit raw.

    • As you are the Videogum statistician, I would think it has been more like this: before tags, 3 out of 40 top comments were gifs (7,5%). After the tags, it was 6 out of 15 (40%). Still, not a majority of all top voted comments. But the thing is, less than 10% of all comments actually were gifs. For example, the above link to the Old Dogs item had 43 comments, 3 of which were gifs (7%). I went back to several threads from about a week before the WforWhatever thing happened and this was an above average score. Except for episode recap entries, there were usualy not that many gifs in a thread, most had around the 5% score of gifs. So even before the tags, the chances of getting into MB was higher by posting gifs than making a word-based comment.

      My point: we are stimulated more by visuals, this is a website about VIDEOS and MOVIEs after all. There was a higher chance of getting into the ‘Ball (something most Monsters want get out of their system, as it is seen as a sign of acceptance and acknowledgement) with a gif, so Monsters started doing that. Of course some started doing that, but they also did when they tried to make word-based comments. Not everyone can be werttrew or Notsewfast, just as not everyone can be That One or Capu Flapu, who excel through their powers of observation (in my opinion). I know I’m not, there are a lot of people who are not (including VforVgummers), but to each their own. Just let everyone be great!

      L for Lovegum!

    • YAY WERTTREW!

    • HEY WERTTREW, I went ahead AND COMPILED THAT into an EASY TO view CHART FOR everyones PLEASURE!

      WAIT…

    • I have not commented on any of this nonsense, but I have to say: Werttrew, you are the GLUE that holds us monsters together. If your feelings are hurt, please let us soothe them with a special balm of love and understanding.

      Here, I made this for you (hastily crossing Topher’s name off of the envelope):

      (Did that work?)

    • I’m gonna have to break my bemused silence now. Shame on you, werttrew, for thinking you’re the only overinvested monster who pays attention here! Did you really think nobody out there would notice that you were racking up 80+ upvotes week after week and yet somehow never qualifying for monster’s ball? I can’t blame Gabe for ignoring your request. Someone would point out the “oversight” in the comments, somebody would have to do some ‘splainin, and the poor #5 monster would realize they didn’t “really” make monster’s ball. And then everyone feels like a jerk!

      Also, and this isn’t directed to you personally, but I’m already here: I’m a little confused about the arbitrary ban on animated gifs but not static gifs. I was under the impression the vforvgummers were complaining about images taking the place of words. So why penalize an image just because it’s moving around? As you (werttrew) pointed out, the animated gifs don’t qualify for monster’s ball all that much. The static ones do, though, a lot. Personally I don’t think anything should be shut out. I’m just confused about why some images are okay but not others.

  42. I don’t care what format a comment is in. My only wish is that it be interesting. This whole controversy has not been interesting.

    • Yes! Thank you. Upvotes for ever (until we inevitably decide that upvoting should go in order to save ourselves from ourselves).

      I also wanted to ask if everyone knows what one says when one says “The revolution will not be ___“. I think some people have gone a little catch-phrasey on that particular (wonderful) Gabe-ism.

      Relax, eVideogum. I guess that’s my only addition to this nontroversy.

    • Me too! I kind of really don’t care about .gifs and upvotes. If it’s funny, awesome! If it’s not funny, uh, better luck next time!

      Frankly this whole ordeal has been a little boring and depressing, because I don’t like there being animosity between monsters, and I am overly emotionally fragile. This place is my security blanket. I come here because it is a hilarious and fun and nice community. I think as long as Gabe exists it will be hilarious, but what we need is the funness and the niceness. Griping about little things that aren’t really important is just not necessary and it really detracts from the Videogum experience.

      Sad Napoleon is Sad.

    • The only thing more effective than a gif is a succinct comment. Anything less is garbage.

  43. here’s my two cents for everyone wondering what lizzing is thinking (all none of you). I dislike the gifs, am secretly relieved they are now ineligible for monster’s ball, but I’ve never actively hoped for them to be banned or trash talked so heavily as they have been this week. wowsers, you guys! such strong opinions & intense vitriol.

    let’s just be monsters who laugh at trampoline accidents and whose gifs are no longer part of the monsters ball but are still appreciated by some of us. #peaceinthemiddleeast

  44. Today’s the first day of spring, you guys! And isn’t that the time for like, everything to start anew, with flowers growing and stuff and stuff. So I say we just put this whole VforVgum thing behind us, Gabe made a nice compromise (Although I liked jana1987′s idea of having a “Highest rated gif of the week” slot).
    Anyways, I’m not quite sure if my comment made sense, I just think we should all put this behind us? Whenever I’m down, I just watch this video and then I’m happy again: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcajSzQX4k8

    Have a nice weekend!

    • Aw! I love you PA!!! Here’s what I watch whenever I’m down: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh7X221nVDs

      Beautiful weekend to alla y’all too!!!

    • I doubt I was the only one thinking it, but thanks. I just picture a world where gifs have an accident on a trampoline and a thoughtful sentence offers them a hand to help them up. (What?)
      Gifs get upvoted for a reason and it’s because they’re awesome. I see that a lot of the time they aren’t relevant to anything, but those gifs are obvious and don’t get upvoted very often.
      As for the lists, they saved my butt when I first started commenting and I couldn’t thank werttrew enough for them. If in-jokes aren’t cool then consider me a self-potato.

  45. Hi everyone! I’m just back from a week long commenting convention in Belgium (?) So…did I miss anything?

  46. This is all too seriousgum. These comments are making me :( (((((((((((((((((((((((((

    I don’t care if comments are gifs, jpegs, or words. I live by one rule. If it makes me laff = upvote!

    (Although sometimes these gifs slow my computer down. Which is weird, cuz I just bought this Pentium 486 with a 90 mhz processor like only 15 years ago and I’m running Windows 3.1, so what gives? Maybe I should get a Macintosh? HAHA! Just kidding. I’m not a COMMUNIST!)

    What was I saying? I forget.

    Oh yeah! More laffs!

    That. And I <3 you guys. So let's stop fighting, 'k?

  47. I’m gonna keep posting text-only comments. BUT NOT FOR YOU HATERS.

  48. Also Gabe, don’t be so flippant (referencing twitter). Actual feels were hurt. No one ever likes to feel silly for caring about stuff, especially a blog that we already feel a little self-conscious for liking so much in the first place (“stop wasting your time on the internet!”- the mom voice that lives in my head).

    Gabe: Relax, Katydid (there, I did it for you)

    • katydid, did you go to space camp? i lived with someone who was a space camp counselor. she was super anal retentive about everything. is that what space camp was like? did the space campers never wash their dishes but then complain when the throw pillows on the couch were askew?

      • We have moved on. VforVblah was yesterday’s news, we want to know what you make of the Dave Delahaye Facebook Fanclub (the name of my new Teenage Fanclub tribute band). Is it the right side of creepy? Will there be conventions held? Can you send photos of your ankles?

        • You know what my favorite gum is?
          CAREFREE. (get it? GET IT? hee hee)

          In case you don’t get it I’m talking about Videogum being carefree.

      • No, I’ve never been to space camp. Are you asking/implying that I’m anal retentive?

        Well I spent all day cleaning so maybe. But my bedroom is still a mess, so probably not.

    • I’m not being flippant, katydid. I spent a little while (don’t worry, not too long) this morning, trying to write a comment on this thread, and failed. But perhaps this time I will succeed:

      While a lot of people are saying that this comments thread is making them sad, I find it fascinating. Everyone seems to be working really hard to figure out what it all MEANS, and that can only be a good thing. You are a smart, thoughtful, caring, and funny group. So, good for you. I have absolute faith that Monday morning everyone will be back to posting their inside-joke-filled reactions to Gwyneth Paltrow’s haircut, and many of those reactions will be in animated GIF form. Good! Animated GIFs are great, you guys. They are so fun and funny. And we have specifically programmed our website to allow them in the comments. They just won’t be eligible for a weekly comments round-up that is one post out of dozens on a small pop culture blog in the dark shadows at the edges of the vastness of the internet. Those are the made-up rules! I actually don’t even see what the problem is. To be honest, I only eliminated them from consideration because it seemed so INCONSEQUENTIAL (which it is, still, very much so.

      ).

      I will say that my understanding at the time of writing this post concerning the #VforVgum or Old Dogs vs. Newsies issue was really superficial, and did not seem to involve genuine human emotions. If anyone feels that they have been insulted or degraded by people in this community, I apologize (and if you write me an email, I will extend that apology on a personal level). There is only so much I can do, as you guys are literally forest goblins wreaking havoc from the tallest branches, and these things do happen, and the Internet will be the Internet, but it is just too bad. This is, after all, a funtimes blog of goof-em-ups and Jeremy Piven fan fiction. For the most part, you guys are very good at self-policing, and I still think that is true, and I think that everyone can and will (if they have not already) take this in stride, because also COME ON NOW, we are talking about blog comments on a blog (and in particular we are talking about animated GIF comments on a blog? At some point, in the ash-strewn wastes of the Post-Apocalypse, we will look back at this and laugh. And then cry. And then blow our brains out.) I guess my point is that I was not aware that people were attacking other people, and in that sense, as much as I enjoy a good revolution, and am a firm believer in a Hollywoodian-idealized-cartoon-version of vigilante justice, I do not support this cause.

      If anything, this whole whatever this is has been a wonderful testament to the strength, engagement, and value of the community, but perhaps the wonderfulness of it is abstract and conceptual, because I get the sense that we were not all at our best this week. It happens. Like I said earlier, I am sure that next week we will all come back stronger than ever. But I would hate if there was anyone who wanted to be part of this club who is now scared away. Sometimes, despite your guys’s best intentions, which really are very very good intentions, you do not play as nice as I think you like to think that you play.

      I guess what I am trying to say is relax, technomonsters. And I will see you all back on the field on Monday.

  49. Guys, Did you notice that All The comments are on one page? When did this happen? (i don’t really need an answer to that…it just took me too long to notice)

    Awesome Videogum Techcrew! Great Job.

  50. Good lord you guys. I think we need to band together and channel this vitriol into the appropriate places. As long as movies like Cop Out exist, we cannot rest. We must keep America safe (or satisfactorily snarkified) from these things.

    • I….liked…Cop Out. I mean, Bruce and Tracy had GREAT chemistry and kept me amused. It was a stupid movie, but it was stupid fun. I didn’t expect a masterpiece and I ended up being surprised by how much I enjoyed it.

      • BOOOOO!!!! HISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

        Just joshing, I actually haven’t seen Cop Out, but it doesn’t look AS BAD as most people here say. But I think about how I could just watch four episodes of Pepper Ann during the span of that movie, so that kind of makes me not want to watch it.

      • You’re welcome, Mr. Hausfrau. Be sure to stop by Jay and Silent Bob’s Secret Stash store for some great Cop Out merchandise!
        We just installed double wide doors.

  51. hey guys, what’s up?

  52. Hey friends!
    I just started commenting here a couple months ago, so I have nothing to say on any matter relating to anything re: stuff. Just that this site (and its Monsters) is the best at being funny and great. Well, bye!

    xoxo,
    Funkles

  53. I have an off topic question:
    One of my friends status updates was, Nickelback = Pedophiles.
    I asked what it meant and everyone just laughed at me cause I’m an old woman.
    They even forced me to google Nickelback for christ’s sake and I still didn’t find anything!
    Can someone explain? Cause anytime I can hate Nickelback more I want to embrace it.

  54. I feel like Pat O’Brien after he got caught leaving dirty messages on that lady’s voice mail. I was very drunk last night. The less said about it the better but I will say that in the past I’ve written several versions of the Carrie confessional but I never had the courage to post them. I wasn’t going to post last night’s either but the Lawnmower Man decided to fuck me on the one time that I talked about Carrie’s anus. I am a weirdo and I am so sorry.

  55. Hold the phone… You’re saying B-hole means anus?!? I’ve definitely been using that term in a very wrong way. I guess I’m embarrassed.

  56. I think that this sums up the week nicely:

  57. what in the blue hell is going on here

  58. agreed, so hard, katydid.

    i want to kiss all my vforvgummie militants straight on the mouth because i love them so much AND i think this whole “revolt” is fucking ridiculous and elitist and mean-spirited.

    love bugs, who said that every comment needed to meet your individual seal of approval? who said that every comment HAD to be funny and insightful? yeah, we tend to get a higher caliber of comment than just “lol duuuuuuuuude!!!!!!” but if that’s the way i wanted to contribute to the vgum community, i would absolutely be allowed to do that, because this is a FUCKING ENTERTAINMENT BLOG. whether or not any individual commenter enjoys a comment, or even any attractive and hilarious GROUP of wildly sexy commenters enjoying a comment, matters not a whit. no one here needs to suit their commenting style to anything other than entertaining themselves and not being wildly, purposefully offensive. the fact that we all tend to amuse each other and enjoy the contributions of each other is incredibly fortuitous but not at all required. to assume that anyone, or any group of ones, need to edit themselves to please the taste of a bunch of crotchety 20 year olds is really, really presumptuous.

    katydid’s point about blocking comments that aren’t funny is exactly what i was thinking, too. i’m not a Star Commenter. i have never been even close to being in the monsters’ ball. whatever, as some really old guy said, “they also serve who only stand and wait.” i don’t really bring the lolz, i just hang and soak up the vibe, mostly. what if everyone got really annoyed with people who aren’t all that hilarious? what if the site got TONS more popular and the people reading it and commenting on it became a little more mainstream and less with the rapier wit? would we start banning commenters who can’t “bring it?”

    i can absolutely relate to grouchiness about change when it happens to something that you liked a lot PRE-change. but this is a website, not the french language, so it doesn’t need anyone’s permission to change, aside from gabe, who i suppose is playing the role of that committee that decides which words are allowed in the french language each year? i dunno. i’m losing my thread…

    ANYWAY.

    not to be all Your Mom about it but let’s ALL try to remember that the world doesn’t revolve around us and that being bugged by something does not automatically make that buggative something a problem for everyone in the world, ‘kay? and maybe try to be a bit less “the gum is half-full” vs. “the gum is half-empty” and more “yay, there is a gum! sometimes it is half-full and sometimes it is half-empty but it is that it is here at all is totally tits!”

  59. In other news, What the hell happened to spring? Why is it still snowing?
    #SforSnow

    • snowing so hard. Friday I took my dog for a walk in shorts and t-shirt (I wore windpants and a polo #fashion ) and Saturday I was in snowpants and winter gear! Boo weather, boo.

  60. THS IS THE GREATEST THREAD OF ALLLLL TIIIIIIMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  61. I hope you all can enjoy this thread for what it is since everything is going to change tomorrow (FOR THE WHOLE WORLD) due to the healthcarepocalypse. I’ve got my bunker stocked so those DAMN COMMIE SOCIALIST LIBURALS can’t tell me how to stay on my parents’ insurance plan until I’m 26.

    SHUT UP GOVERNMENT GET OUT OF MY ROOM.

  62. I gotta say, every since the change over, I never go to this site. its sad, the layout is not jiving with me at all, so I have to say, sadly, that I never check this site, or stereogum for that matter. I don’t care about animated gif’s, I just liked the way it was. call me old fashioned.

  63. There has always been an element of self righteous circle-jerkery on Videogum, and usually it’s totally tolerable and vaguely justified, but this is just next level.

    • I know. It’s really disappointing and sad.

      Gabe, I understand that what you do is hard work and very tiring, but can you please think more thoroughly before you implement exclusions/react in general? I have a very strong feeling that excluding gifs from MB is just a knee-jerk reaction from you.

      Trust your monsters. They will learn in time.

  64. This whole thing reminds me of what happened in the 1860′s when Videogum was delivered strictly via Pony Express, but then the telegraph was invented, and everyone was all like, ‘What’s up with the almost instantaneous communication? It takes so much less time to craft!’ and there was a huge rift for a while until everyone united over hating bustles. Then we all charleston’d straight into the pool! Those were seriously the good old days. Gabe remembers.

  65. LOL @ everything.

  66. So what does everyone think of gifs?

  67. SAhit gets crazyee round here

  68. so am i right in assuming that this all kicked off because someone posted a gif in response to an emotional post (about 9/11) to a movie (taking the piss out of UK-based extremists)?

    to conclude, Four Lions looks pretty funny!

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