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Seriously, just have that fuzzy little guy at the end landing next to ANY SINGLE PRODUCT and I will buy it. I just ordered an embarrassing amount of Pedigree, and I don’t even have a dog. (YET!) (Via Urlesque.)
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
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If Videogum ever has ads in the background again, can we please make it Pedigree?
Vitalic should have copyrighted fluffy dogs in slow motion videos.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F52dx9Z0L5k&feature=related
That was amazing!
We need more slow-mo dog raves in the world!
Words can seriously not express how much I love this. I needed some big time
‘s and this filled that void perfectly.
I am so happy right now.
With this ad, we bravely look Ke$ha, Biden, Julia Roberts, Leno, and every Juggalo ever directly in their eyes and say, “this is our land.”
I didn’t know Sigur Ros had a new video out!
If this had a gif of a dog jumping up to catch some Pedigree, it would be so much more effective*
*It still would not be effective.
But at least it would look like SOMETHING, and not the ad-static it is now! I keep looking for the tracking button on my monitor, but then I remember it is 2010, and most of the people who know what a tracking button is are dead.
Like, I’m so happy I just upvoted hugged every comment, even the clothes add, because this add looks all evil in the face and says, “you will not win!”
…the pedigree add, not the clothes add. downvote for lack of clarity.
Upvote for amount of hilarity.
Umm, amount of hilarity in your comment about upvoting, not my comment (I suck at this).
Needs more Orinoco Flow.
Also, to film this they probably threw these dogs across the room for a whole day. No besto.
Yeah, they look miserable.
I mean they are getting treats for doing basically nothing. I’m surprised they haven’t unionised yet.
Die Antwoord vs. Enya:
http://www.watkykjy.co.za/2010/02/die-antwoord-vs-enya-orinoco-ninja-flow-wedding-djs-remix/
My two favourite things in the world. Mash-ups and naked women eating octopus!
Man, we are filling out that mixtape real fast! If you count the T-Pain song (I count the T-Pain song), that’s almost halfway done!
I am laugh crying over here, I want a camera like that to make my dogs do crazy stuff in super slo-mo…Though you would all be inundated with even more unnecessary information about my life, particularly vis a vis my dogs.
This morning my cat did a super athletic jump off the back of my other cat, and it’s like, you can never tell anyone about that amazing experience because they think you are a crazy cat person. Unless you film such events with one of those cameras, and then you are like the Orson Welles of dog food. So Orson Welles in the late 70s, I guess.
YES! There are soooo many of those moments where I’m like, I wish I had a super slow mo camera, or at least a regular-mo camera, no slomo.
My dog has a food allergy and can’t eat pedigree. What about him!
I like to pretend this is also a video shot in slow motion of just a very still dog. Any minute now, he will slowly blink.
I love your dog!
Would it be weird to say that I really want to pet your dog and rub his belly?
Ah damn, the “face I make when I see a cute dog” smiley does not look right when displayed as an icon.
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That’s cool, Pedigree is made from abused diseased horses and the parts of the cows too salmonella-y for people. Way better for your dog to eat not that.
Omg I am :3 facing all over the place irl
My dog is allergic to most meat proteins.
They make him itch.
His vegetarian dog food bag says something dumb
About how many vegetarian people may prefer
to punish their dog with a vegetarian lifestyle.
I’d give him bacon for days if I could,
juicy steaks, whole dead squirrels
But a peeled and cubed apple is just as nice.
“I’d rather eat cat.”
Where’s the 1000 fps video of a sofa being clawed for us cat owners?
There are plenty of cat videos on the internet (that’s what it was made for!). It’s nice for us dog lovers to get some love every now and then. Dogs 4 lyfe!
I love this dog video more than all the cat videos combined. My point was, if you taped cats doing their thing, it would look less like smiling and chasing treats and more like destroying furniture.
This is how this ad makes me feel:
Now this is what gif comments were made for. I don’t care if it slows down your browser and crashes your hard drive – if you don’t love this, you are incapable of love.
Anyone else hoping it was one treat being thrown to a pack of dogs and wanted to see who would slo-mo win? Just me? Ok.
Well, now I’m crying. You win dog food.
I don’t think the lack of a single comma has ever been more hilarious.
Ha, astute observation that made me LOL, at work even! I wanna win dog food, and I don’t even have a dog!
This just made me so happy. It is distilled joy, I don’t even have anything else to say.
I am feeling this exact kind of happy.
Hello, beautiful!
all this makes me want to do is leave my office and go hug my dog, because i love that little dummy so much and he is so cute and why can’t i bring him to work huh? who cares if one of the other employees has allergies, she’s nowhere near as fun to be around for 8 goddamned long hours.
I will audibly fucking squeal with delight when I see a dog and I can’t see mine. It’s a problem.
well that was a fail. let me try again…
I love your dog, too! I LOVE DOGS SO MUCH!!!
i love my dog too! and like, you know how those mean people are always saying that same sex marriage would lead to people marrying animals? (which is, duh, a really stupid and hateful statement) but, if i could marry my dog, i would. i would walk him down the aisle and pledge my undying devotion. because my boy regularly makes me want to murder him, but my dog? nope. not even when he chews on my shoes or barfs after eating his food too fast. i would drag myself over broken glass for this little guy. and i know he would do the same for me. IT’S REAL LOVE Y’ALL. DON’T JUDGE ME.
Pictures of dogs, and people saying things like this make me so happy I can’t even speak. And honestly, I would probably drag myself across broken glass for your dog too.
Can your doggy and my doggy be bff? I want to pet him/her. :3
Also, posting an image on the new v-gum for the first time. Did it work?
GREAT SUCCESS!
I love how this thread has turned into Cutephotosofeveryonesdoggum.
No pug dog? Rare miss Senor Pedigree.
Agreed. Needs Moar Pugs
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i upvoted everyone except for you jim. i had to downvote you.
I just went to the bottom of the post to write how much I love all these comments, but then I saw this!…Then again, I shouldn’t be talking (You guys know what I’m talking about).
Aww… you totally won me over with your “rivers of blood” comment and I was all “I can’t wait to see what Mr. Reaper says next.”
This is what it felt like when I was six and finally saw Ghostbusters 2 after weeks of insane anticipation.
I think the better joke would have been: “The internet is so hard right now”
If I could have a dog that didn’t come with all the work (feeding, walking, taking them out etc) I would totally get one. As I’m not emotionally mature enough yet I’ll just keep on complaining that I want one and can’t take care of one.
Look, bummertime; do not be ashamed of not wanting a dog and being forced to make up excuses for why you don’t have one. I live in Colorado and not having a dog here makes people look at you as if you eat kittens for breakfast. Be strong.
(Also, another good excuse is that they are expensive; look at all that Pedigree you’d buy)
Seriously dogs are expensive as hell. Stay strong to the cause, ok.
Loving the hell out of dogs in general and recognizing that you are not ready for the responsibility of dog specifically is good thinking. That is a thing that separates mature, adult wheat from oversized-children chaff. (good analogy, great job, meave!)
woof.
Why is there no Cute As Balls tag? Did Gabe & Scott do away with the Cute As Balls tag for the redesign? It’s like they are slowly-but-surely removing all vestiges of Lindsay ever being here. Never Forget means Never Forget, people. An American Patriot knows what I’m talking about.
I think it has to be in one category, and this one is in “free advertising.” NEVER FORGET
To be a dog looks so delightful! “Oh cookie! Give it to me! I demand it with my adorable eyes.” I wish a was a dog *sigh*.
I started to reply to this with the Hovercat picture, but then I thought about the whole beef about gifs yesterday and thought maybe I shouldn’t. Then I figured….screw it! Hovercat may not be relevant to the post, but it’s relevant to the comment above. And it’s not a gif. Plus – I just enjoy Hovercat for some reason. So…
Sorry – Most people have moved on from this thread anyways.
http://tinypic.com/r/15x8so8/5
DANG IT!! Hopefully this works:
Whatevs, I give up. I’m going to drink beer in the sun now.
why isn’t that working??? i’m so frustrated.
Awww, thanks for trying Mr. Hausfrau. At least I know it’s not just me.
You know what this would be a terrible ad for? The Broadway production of Cats.
“Take it from me, I LOVE YOU!”
~Pit Pat
more like m83 to me