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Or, if not Bill Paxton, then at least the Tommy who built the Bill Paxton pinball machine.
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Look at this fucking hipster
I just lol’d at your user name. Mostly because I’m so angry at them for blowing it against BYU.
Uh, I’m actually a UF alum, so I’m really angry at them.
A million dollar says it yells “Game over man, Game over!” when you lose.
Based on the information I have gleaned from this video, I will take that bet, twice on Sundays.
I can’t wait for an old woman to through it into the North Atlantic.
It comes with three other pinball machines that are constantly fighting with each other about who the Bill Paxton pinball machine likes more.
Oh man, I always get this game confused with the Bill Pullman Whack-A-Mole.
I couldn’t remember who he was, so I looked up his imdb page, where I discovered the following piece of “trivia”:
“He has earned the nickname ‘Wild Bill’ among friends and co-stars for his apparently crazed sense of humor and his love for elaborate pranks.”
I would like to request a YCMIU about Bill Paxton editing his own imdb page.
Or Bill Paxton inciting a prank war on the set of Big Love. Harry Dean Stanton’s trailer gets filled with packing peanuts…somebody saran wraps Ginnifer Goodwin’s car…and then New Teeny poisons everyone.
True story: I once taught a woman from the Netherlands who was the world’s 2nd best female pinball player. She was only 19, and she had been competing competitively for several years. I am sure she knows all about this game.
You would link us to topless robot, you technoperve
I would just like to say that there is a certain monster with a birthday coming up(April 13), and that she’s a really big fan of Big Love, and also has some space in her living room that she’s been trying to figure out what to do with. Also, it’s me.
I’m not sure why, but in my head your post was in the voice of Blanche from the Golden Girls. I’m sorry if that wasn’t what you were intending. Also, it made that whole Big Love/space in my living room thing into a really gross innuendo.
Oh man, that was unintended but it’s great. I actually do think in Blanche’s voice sometimes…actually all of their voices… I usually wake up and watch Golden Girls for about two hours…and I should really not be admitting all of this. I’m pretty sure it started ironically, but my love of the Golden Girls is now one of the most sincere things about me.
Bill Paxton quote from Twister: “He’s not in it for the science; He’s in it … for tha money!” This line was the highlight of the movie obviously (sarcasm). Second best highlight of the movie: long stupid shower scene with Helen Hunt looking mopey in the shower (also sarcasm). Who directed this terrible movie!?? (Don’t answer.)
Of course everybody remembers Paxton’s awesome band, Martini Ranch, that had a killer post-apocalyptic-wild-west video directed by James Cameron featuring Paul Reiser and other mega-stars, right? RIGHT??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KusApBvbxuM