As we learned from the hit film Sliding Doors, life is all about choices and haircuts. Based on what you do today, there’s no knowing what your hair might look like tomorrow. But you can’t spend too much time worrying about it either, otherwise you would become paralyzed with indecision. You just have to keep moving forward, one foot in front of the other. Besides, there is no wrong choice. Ultimately, your life is the accumulation of an infinite number of paths taken, each one leading inexorably to the next, so that the end result of your circumstances becomes completely impossible to attribute to any one event. Wherever you go, there you are, as your mom’s dream journal says. And so here you are, faced with yet another decision: do you want to see a video of an alpaca riding a surfboard, or don’t you? It’s up to you!
Oh look! Now you’re a blonde! (Via animals-in-the-news.blogspot.com. Thanks for the tip, Anchor Management.)
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If this thing learns to skydive, Keanu Reeves had better watch his ass.
Johnny Utah: You’re sayin’ the FBI’s gonna pay me to learn to surf?
People don’t believe me when I say Kathryn Bigelow’s Oscar was just to make up for her snub for Point Break. I mean, look at this shot:

Visual poetry.
Also, does this mean I comment on alpaca message boards?
It was worth losing my luscious ginger locks to see an alpaca on a surfboard.
Oh, so they finally released the trailer for Blue Crush 2: Revenge of the Fallen? That’s good.
I don’t know why, but this just made me incredibly sad. I just wish that alpaca could’ve caught one wave successfully and ridden it to shore. Then maybe I wouldn’t be so depressed.
I feel like he’s like me when I learned to ride a bike that I was so scared I was gonna fall off that I inevitably did, believe in yourself little alpaca dude
It reminds me of the one time I tried to water ski. It was a complete disaster. Maybe my sadness is just a mild case of PTSD.
It makes me sad because that alpaca does not look happy to be anywhere near the surfboard. Man.
Between this, keyboard cat and that post from yesterday where Mr. T is going to eat that pigeon, it looks like the whole internet is just one giant justification for animal cruelty.
More like animal DROOLty! Because i’m drooling over how awesome these animals are! Hello? Is this thing on?
I like that CBSNews decided to forgo the voice over. A surfing alpaca most definitely speaks for itself.
I just read “CBSNews” aloud as “CB Snooze”. That doesn’t have anything to do with your comment, but it made me chuckle.
well, that settles it. i’m moving to peru, marrying that man, and raising an army of cute ass aquatic alpacas.
Is there anything Alpacas can’t do? Seriously, I’m asking.
they can’t make me not love them! and they can’t not look like goofy mogwais!
Important to note-
In Peru alpacas are very popular pets. “Accessory” alpacas are carried around in celebutantes’ purses, and alpacas are regularly entered into Disc Alpaca competitions.
“Give me… someone who looks like they write on alpaca message boards.”
This will probably be a show on animal Planet.
We now turn to our Humorous Aquatic Animal Bureau Chief, who deals specifically with humorous situations with animals that are generally not aquatic!
That Alpaca has made it farther into a surfing career than me, or any of those damned squirrels, foolin around in kiddie pools with toy boats ever did.

NEVER stop using these gifs. NEVER.
WHOOPS

Cant blame daylight savings for this, I am just this retarded
How about that that squirrel can waterski
I agree Kenny Powers, we need to preview. All of these mistakes are avoidable!
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He kinda looks like Jeff Spicoli too.
Cock. Bring back the preview button.
I’m okay with being blonde all of a sudden, but what’s this shit on my legs?
Man, I have my first tip published on Videogum and it is accredited to my regular world self, not my insane, gif-slinging Internet self. Mental note: do not mail Gabe through Hotmail next time (For real though, if you could put my username up there, I have fulfilled one life goal already, thank you very much).
Wow, fixed already? Thank you Gabe, LOL (Lots of Love!)
Just looking around on Google and apparently surfing Alpacas are pretty common. This guy’s Hawaiian name is Kunu.
So, when it’s kicking violently while the man tries to put it on the board… That’s just the Alpaca stretching it’s legs right?
That’s your native Canadian naïveté, I assume.
I want to see a Capybara surfing… Did you know people keep them as pets in Florida? Florida!
Near miss internet!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOHm9bXvzBE
I’m glad the jokes immediately go to Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves. Shows what most people think of surfing.