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“A lot of people will say, you gave Billy dolls? But he’s a boy! Well, he wanted them, OK? It just seems to me that people should mind their own business and raise their own children. There’s nothing wrong with a boy having dolls if he wants them, and I’m not going to place those kinds of stupid biases and made-up rules on him at such a young age. Besides, they are Nightmare on Elm Street dolls. If anything, the question we had wasn’t about him having dolls but about whether or not these dolls were appropriate for children, because the Nightmare on Elm Street is pretty spooky stuff, but you know, they’re dolls, so they have to be, right? In any case, he doesn’t even play with the creepy burned up Freddy Krueger doll. He much prefers the one from before Freddy Krueger was murdered and entered the nightmare realm. He’s basically just a regular looking guy in a workman’s coat, but he’s holding this, like, metal hand rake? Which I guess is what he used to murder children after he molested them? Oh, Billy just loves that one. He will play with that one all day long, muttering things under his breath and peeing himself. It’s spooky, just like the movies! Sometimes I’m like, “Billy, you put that terrifying doll down and you come to dinner now, young man.” I have to get stern sometimes. You know how boys are.” (Via Figures.com via JoBlo.)
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This will just be another thing for my dad to hit me with. It’s funnier when it’s a stuffed clown or a bag of heroin.
Fun for all ages!
*Pussy Wagon Play Set sold separately
Man, I just imagined that music-baby saying “Pussy wagon”. I feel slightly uncomfortable.
Seeing as the film was produced by Micheal Bay, I would be very surprised if this doll did not turn into something else. Like maybe something that people would ACTUALLY WANT TO BUY.
I got a first look at the exclusive Please Give line of figurines
and the HILARIOUS Bed set
Source:http://www.dutchbydesign.com/products-Home-Duvet-Cover-Single_LC-2007001.htm
I just like how the little boy doll’s facial expression is a mixture of “I’m a tough street kid who’s ready to fight you old man!” and “What’s behind your back… Mommy!?” It’s strange how plastic can express more accurate emotions than real human faces.
I assume by “real human faces” you mean “the faces of most of the identikit teenagers in modern horror films”
In other news, the main figurine there looks like a rear shot of Nic Cage.
The kids scared because he thinks Nic’s got a stack of his DVD’s behind his back.
“MARATHON!”
It really, really does look like Cage in doll form. Something about the hair and the tilt of the head, it’s eerie.
Now I know what the toy line for (that awful) Lovely Bones would have looked like.
Seriously, though, how can there not be a Stanley Tucci doll by now??????
I can’t help singing to myself: “When my friend William was 5 years old, he wanted a doll to hug and hold…” sung in a perfect imitation of Alan Alda’s voice, of course.
Wow the photographer used forced perspective and ominous shadows like a champ. It’s going to be rough to try and recreate this at home! But it’ll happen. It’ll definitely happen.
You mean they now make toys that depict child murderers and perverts? All I had growing up were toy soldiers and Lincoln Logs. Kids these days are so lucky.
Can’t a man scratch himself with a hand rake without every kid in the neighborhood calling the cops on him all the time? I’m so sick of this!
If I had one of these Freddy dolls as a child he would have spent most of his time driving around with Barbie in her pink RV and possibly visiting his friends, My Little Ponies. There would simply be no time left for molesting and murdering!