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Husbands are boys and wives are girls, duh.
Silly? No, this is not silly. This is disgusting. Disgusting liberal propaganda marching in lock-step with the GAY AGENDA. It is appalling how these two Godless ass monsters convinced a poor, innocent, clearly traumatized and horrified child to pretend on camera that two people of the same sex could genuinely love and care for each other and deserve to share equal rights under the law as human beings in an already complex and difficult world as part of their mission to destroy America. YUCK. And what’s ping pong? Some kind of amyl nitrate AIDS swap, probably. SAVE OUR STUPID CHILDREN!*/**/*** (Thanks for the tip, Sydney, you are fighting the good fight.)
*Sarcasm.
**Frustration.
***Anger.
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Kids are the strongest lobby for gay marriage, Two dads is like 2x the sports and nobody yelling at you to clean up your room. Gay marriage for everyone!
But two moms are like “Do your chores until it’s time to do chores.” Gay marriage for men only*!
*Just playing Devil’s Rights Advocate over here
Mom, mom’s being mean to me! I want my mom.
so, i’ve missed many episodes (years) of ping pong…so, what the hell is the ass monster?
Since you already segued into Lost, I earnestly want to hear Calen’s take on that too, because he just made gay marriage incredibly simple.
Oh, children. It’s sad how much we can learn from you.
God made Adam and Steve love each other! WHAAAAAAAAT?!
Aw man. That kid is heartbreakingly cute.
Woody Allen was such a sharp kid.
The joke about everything having a sexual connotation wasn’t executed very well. Sorry guys. The kid is pretty adorable.
I’m an idiot and tried to use the thumbs up in your screenshot.
C’mon, stop downvoting this! It’s a joke!
when i was young, we just overextended the baseball metaphor when we wanted to invent sexual acts. we could have called this “rainbow right field”
he sounds like an incredulous old man. hugs!
Meanwhile, in Kansas: Megan Phelps-Roper vows to double the number of star wipes in her upcoming, hate-and-dancing themed Ke$ha parody video.
Meanwhile, in Kansas: a gay boy is sad that this is true.
Life’s most poignant lessons are always learned in bathrooms.
Awww. All the upvotes in the world for this kid.
This kid deserves a Werther’s Original before dinner, don’t tell your grandmuther.
Oh great, this video just TURNED ME GAY! Thanks for nothin’, precocious kid!
Amyl nitrate reference! Professor gay sex over here!
But getting seriousgum for a half second, this is beautiful and I want to weep.
Watching this video made my bitter heart grow two sizes. Now I have a big smile on my face and horrible medical issues.
This kid is adorable, and I’m sure it’s all on the level, but I think it’s a bit weird that they cornered a kid in the bathroom – a kid they obviously don’t know. This has nothing to do with my feelings about gay marriage, and everything to do having mixed emotions about people filming children and then showing that footage on the internet.
I agree, I couldn’t get over the fact that this was filmed in the bathroom, and the kid didn’t know these people. WEIRD.
At best this kid seemes confused by the situation, at worst; weirded out. Nowhere do i see this earnest childlike wondrous acceptance everyone else is seeing. And his final “i’m going to go play ping pong now” seemed like an out from an uncomfortable situation. Downvotes ahoy!
YouTube descriptions are fun AND helpful at clarifying conceivably awkward situations!
“This moment was captured the day after thanksgiving. We bought our flip cam two days before and were testing it out. We were on our way to the kitchen when Calen stopped us to ask for help washing his hands.”
Make sure to scrub for at least 15 seconds with gay marriage, son.
Yeah, this seems like a reasonable enough explanation for the situation. I’m still torn about putting vids of kids online though, and without the explanation, this video comes across as a tad creepy.
i figured it was like, “every other room is too noisy, let’s chat here.” and it’s thanksgiving, so they probably aren’t strangers. it’s maybe his uncle or something, and they are probably newlyweds.
This was my second thought, right after HAHA KIDS WHO CAN’T SAY THEIR R’S ARE HILARIOUS! I was one of those kids.
Cuteness overload! Our future is in good hands with you Calen.
On another note – I notice we’ve turned into advertisegum? I guess baby needs shoes
I prefer this one to the two Micheal Cera faces. this one is pretty! I say keep it!
Is there a reason the guys have this kid in the bathroom alone? Just asking.
Just kidding, finally read the explanation. Still a little skeevy, though. Do it for the kids!
I think the most disturbing thing about this video was Calen’s improper pluralization of the word wife. It’s wives, Calen, not wifes.
I’m glad no one has taken the easy way out and been like “Take THAT, Jesus” especially since Jesus loves the Gays too. It’s just hyper-self-righteous people that fail to catch the whole ‘love‘ part of His message who tend to make this exchange insufferable.
Jesus RULES!
I love how the kid was all amazed by seeing two husbands for the first time and then seconds later he didn’t care. “Wow two guys married, that is so funny. Ping Pong Time!”
That little one brought a tear to my eye. What a cutie. I love how once he wrapped his brain around it, it was all cool — just a little tweak to an existing paradigm, with no judgmental subtext. Like someone just told him that whales are mammals and he was like, “but they live in the water and dogs are mammals and… what… whales and dogs… wha… Okay. I’m going to go play ping pong now.”
boys will be husbands
“Santa Claus brought you those presents.” -mom
“Oh, The fat bearded man who lives in the fucking cold and slides down the chimney to bring us presents. That makes sense.” -child
Clearly children rationalize their thoughts before accepting them. *bright eye’d sigh* The things we can learn from children. To be “hip and with it” I will praise this argument as flawless and progressive.
“God says being gay is a sin.” -mom
“Oh, The fat bearded man who lives in the fucking sky and slides down a giant staircase to bring us babies. That makes sense.” -child
0:41 enters the frame in CLEARLY genuine expression of appreciation for child’s surprise. classic. sometimes I squint and open my mouth that big when I smile. Its my way of saying, “this smile is coming naturally and isn’t forced in an attempt to bring self affirmation to the lack of confidence in the point i am making.”
I’m so late to the party, but I just now figured out what he reminded me of:
PS, video mirror here since the original is now private: http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2010/03/11
Forrest?
I don’t understand why everyone thinks this video is so sweet.
The child is obviously confused and doesn’t know how to process what he is being told because it goes against his natural feelings.
Sex of any kind outside the bonds of marriage is wrong and should not be accepted.
God created man and woman to procreate and fill the earth but because of the desires of mankind God sanctified the sexual union via marriage, “and the two flesh shall become one.” Marriage and the sexual union of man and wife that happens inside that bond is a thing of beauty.
However, mankind has taken away that beauty by debasing themselves in immoral, lustful, passions and it is sick.
It is even worse that this child is being exposed to it on a daily basis and thus being desensitized to the morality of the situation.