You can now follow the “thoughts” of Conan’s beard and ATM card, among others. What a future we live in.

Comments (8)
  1. Conans puppet dance still thinks it’s too cool for twitter. Because it is.

  2. Wait, so @CoCosBidet isn’t a verified account? Ummm… time to stop following THAT one, then!

  3. Unrelated, but: now that you’ve gone all Adgum on us, will you be using this new T-Mobile induced revenue stream to hire Lindsay back?

    • I feel bad I missed out on her, she gets discussed so much. I saw An American Patriot’s avatar, and thought she was dead, but when I got here and looked around, I realised she was still alive.
      Please do hire her so I may enjoy her musings topically.

  4. I might get burned on this later, but there is NO WAY these are real. Like… They’re cheesy, self-referential, and not even the slightest bit up to Conan’s comedy standards. I mean, seriously. Is anyone smart being fooled?

  5. They missed one:
    @conanspeas

  6. Move over, Al Queda 7. Liz Cheney has a new Twitter enemy to target with commercials today.

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