You can now follow the “thoughts” of Conan’s beard and ATM card, among others. What a future we live in.

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You can now follow the “thoughts” of Conan’s beard and ATM card, among others. What a future we live in.
Conans puppet dance still thinks it’s too cool for twitter. Because it is.
Wait, so @CoCosBidet isn’t a verified account? Ummm… time to stop following THAT one, then!
I have a List of the ones going so far –
http://twitter.com/#/list/DS3M/conans-alternate-reality
Unrelated, but: now that you’ve gone all Adgum on us, will you be using this new T-Mobile induced revenue stream to hire Lindsay back?
I feel bad I missed out on her, she gets discussed so much. I saw An American Patriot’s avatar, and thought she was dead, but when I got here and looked around, I realised she was still alive.
Please do hire her so I may enjoy her musings topically.
I might get burned on this later, but there is NO WAY these are real. Like… They’re cheesy, self-referential, and not even the slightest bit up to Conan’s comedy standards. I mean, seriously. Is anyone smart being fooled?
They missed one:
@conanspeas
Move over, Al Queda 7. Liz Cheney has a new Twitter enemy to target with commercials today.