Apparently, there is a trend in some gay nightclubs to have Avatar themed dance parties. How do you say “no homo” in Na’vi?

Comments (17)
  1. Imagine if that was the nightclub Senator Ashburn was caught coming out of…

  2. If I want to fuck something blue, I’ll choke my girlfriend! Amirite?

    • You know how when you try to stifle extreme laughter, it only makes it worse? That’s happening in spades right now. It’s embarrassing. Thank you.

  3. I’ll be over at the Hurt Locker dance party thankyouverymuch.
    We put on army fatigues, drink whiskey and punch one another when we’re not holding knives to each others’ throats.
    It’s the BOMB.

  4. Is that unobtanium in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  5. Because this is a very serious issue that has to be tackled (and then pontytail rape-bonded)

  6. I say YES HOMO to that!

  7. Wow! In Montreal, at least, this is not a thing that happens.

  8. I question whether this is a trend…sometimes a gay just gotta put on a costume.

  9. When I think of gay I think of eastern european disco (don’t ask), which then makes me think of those weird european orgy parties on porn hub (DON’T), which at this point I have no choice but to imagine them as Avatar themed (DO NOT! YOU WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOURSELF). That is all I have.

  10. Maybe they are protesting against Isreal’s Separation Barrier?

  11. but for real, as a gay who doesn’t look good in just blue-paint and a loin-cloth i have to say I AM OFFENDED! However, let’s talk about what you plan to do with your hair braid/usb port.

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