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A new Iron Man 2 trailer, you guys:
It looks fun! Very action packed. Very Shandling packed. And I think we can all agree that the first movie was definitely lacking in PORTABLE SUITCASE IRON MAN SUITS, as well as NOT ENOUGH MONACO SPORTS CAR RACING. Those are two ofe of the main reasons it bombed at the box office and made Robert Downey Jr. the laughing stock of Hollywood. Just kidding (sorry if you didn’t know I was kidding), that movie made millions and millions of dollars! Your mom called and was like “I saw Dr. Iron Man with your father, and we both thought it was pretty neat.” It’s hard to watch Scarlett Johansson’s fight sequence without thinking of this though. Nacho Libre 2 over there.
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The GOOP website said I need more Iron Man in my diet.
Gwyneth just found out that an Iron Man deficiency can make you feel weak and dizzy.
What song was put over the title card at the end there? Iron Butterfly? I feel like I’ve heard it before…
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Sarcasm?
I heard production was delayed because Mickey Rourke had to get seven root canals.
I hope in the iron man 2 universe it is revealed that the larry sanders show is still on tv
You know what this movie needs more of? Movie stars. I think there were a couple of frames in there that didn’t prominently feature movie stars.
If I was addicted to trailers I’m not too sure i’d be making a website and exposing my weaknesses and all of that.
Don’t you think they would use a better metal than iron at this point? Isn’t iron really heavy? I know Aluminum Man or Titanium Man don’t sound as good, but still.
like Unobtainium Man?
Uh… not to be a hypernerd or anything, but there kind of already is a Titanium Man. He’s like the Soviet Iron Man.
It was nice of Tony Sparks to drop in to the set of America’s Got Talent. Also, I’m sick of action movie cliches. The super hot notary character again?
This movie is so meta, its as if Robert Downey Jr and Mickey Rourke are in the middle of their own personal franchise reboots; And who says Hollywood redemption is dead?
Gwyneth Paltrow, however, remains terrible.
I think you have my parents’ phone line tapped because that could be a direct quote. Followed by my mom asking me if I saw Paul Blart yet, and when I said no she’d ask why not and then list its many hilarious merits.
“How would you like that new Tony Falcon game for your new gamestation huh?”.
WOOF. Parents! Reminding you why Two and a Half Men is still on television.
Who would go to stadium to see a robot man? Was he going to play guitar or something?*
*Note to Iron Man 3 director, make him play guitar.
Gwenyth Paltrow and now Scarlett Johansson? Were no GOOD actresses available?
Who would win, Iron Man or Michael Ironside?
I know that Iron Man has, like, technology and sarcasm on his side but….damn, Michael Ironside is one evil mother trucker
PORTABLE SUITCASE IRON MAN SUITS = Mark IV Armor, Gabe. Jesus…
Hey, Gwenyth Paltrow:
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Insightful. We’ve got a regular Ebert over here.
My 4 year old daughter will be very happy. – not sarcasm – I’m raising a nerd. Her two imaginary friends are Frodo and Harry Potter.
Now that he has suitcase Irons Man, I think the technology is available to make an ARC reactor powered hoodie-footie.
“It is like wearing a nuclear powered hug” – me
“I want one” -Tony Stark