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This one is so miserable that I’m not even giving it a full post. And yet, I think you might find that once you start, you cannot stop. You will be trapped in a The Pleasure Locker.
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The Bad, The Good, and the Beautiful. (There’s no way I’m the first to do this one)
Stand Away from Me
The Satanmother
Roman Business Trip
Doctor I know Who He Is
Fair-weather Fan
I Guess Mama Flying Backward onto the Train? What is The Opposite of Throw? Something Mama (Papa?) from (to?) the Train (Plane?) Mama Something
I sympathize with your problems.
I don’t know how I Guess Mama Flying Backward onto the Train? What is The Opposite of Throw? Something Mama (Papa?) from (to?) the Train (Plane?) Mama Something didn’t win an Oppscar
Place Papa on the Train. Or Gently Sit Mama on the Bench?
BrahBrah’s Fast
A Decent Night’s Sleep on Elm Street
Cleveland (That’s the opposite of Manhattan right?)
I went for Nebraska.
Good call
THe Muppet’s Give Nebraska?
The Sub-par Muppet Low-key Evening at Home
The Child Trap
Leaving Amy Alone (because she is a lesbian)
Kind Intentions
Not In Bruges
Where the Mild Things Are
Cold Dry Siberian Winter
whoops, i went with russian. i like this better though!
Fiddler in the Basement.
Gross.
JUdon’tNO
Zeus
The Side You Can Clearly See
Mr. The Netherlands’ Opus
Mr. Holland’s Xpus
Reassemblin’ 2: Acoustic Boogaloo
Glorious Men Born of Wed-locked Parents
Not Even Close to the Mountain of the Action Figures
Apocalpyse whenever I damn well please.
John: finding shit out about other countries and stuff for the good of the US of f*#$#ng A!
It Could Definitely Get Better
10 Things I Really Appreciate About You
Transformers 2: Clemency of the Risen
Dogs DO Dance
No Cats Go to Hell
Glorious Legitimate Children
Dry Cold Russian Winter
Abandoning Private Benjamin?
Shia LaBeouf and a Bunch of Normal Cars
Johnny Forgetful
How Stella Got Her Tongue Back
Nothing like a little carpentry humor!
Walking Miss Daisy
Strange thing’s are afoot in the comments. My Fixin’ comment and the replies have disappeared, but they show up in my profile. Plus, it looks like I am now able to vote on my own comments. I kind of liked not having that option. What gives, Lawnmower Man?
Napoleon Non-Explosive-Material
or…Duke of Wellington Dynamite
Drop-Out of Classical Music… Is that too heady?
Right to Remain Silent of a Shopper
FootVagina
There is no such movie as “Hand Penis”?
Nick & Norah Have Three Songs on a Broken iPod
The Poor and Destitute Tenebaums
The Cider House Sucks
Negative 8.5
Deforrestation Gump
The Day the Earth Ran Super Super Fast!
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Waits Passively
Illegal Immigrant Kane
I Am a Boring Story That No One Really Remembers
In Public With Everyone
The Wake Up Feeling Great With a Vivid Recollection of The Night’s Completely Likely and Legal Events
All Dogs Stay on Earth and Have to Have a Special Service to Take Care of Them Once the Rapture Comes.
three women and a grandad
The Silence of Silence (“The flats are dead with the silence of silence”)
Pyritefinger
The Downside of Anger
The Mild Bunch
Baby Retards
adult retards
too literal
never go full retard
lengthy introspection with gorgeous women
the bad, the good, and the beautiful
adults
well-adjusted foreigner
first waltz in paris (what is the opposite of paris, guys??)
+1 for the DFW shout out.
The Bad, The Good, and the Pretty
Shit, beaten to it. Think, you bastard…think!
The Saving of the Life of Jesse James by the Actually Quite Fearless Robert Ford.
unfunny non humans
down in the ground
a streetcar named abstinence
Three Men And An Adult
delete,delete, DELETE
Three Babies and a Man?
Subgood
Edward Scotchtapefeet
Gradually Next Winter
Alice Still Lives Here
Batman Concludes
Hatred and Life
Muriel’s Divorce
Not As Good As It’s Going To Get
Shakespeare in Pain
Nullo Torino
I actually would like to watch “Shakespeare In Pain.”
Funny People = A Serious Man
A Serious Man = Funny People
(or close enough, anyway)
You and I and Nobody We’ve Ever Met
Rushless
The Life Aquatic without Steve Zissou.
Lies About Cats and Dogs
Moby Vagina
Front Door
South by Southwest
Turtles
the opposite of Birds is Turtles, right?
I can Stand on Tall things Without Getting Disoriented at all.
Sane
Acquaintances at the Loading Platform
Acquaintances on a bus? (Btw, busses are far scarier than trains, hands down).
i figured, where would these guys be if they were OFF THE TRAIN? and I was like…duh…waiting to get on the train. ANYWAY, it makes sense to me.
The Woman who didn’t really understand anything
Are these Hitchcock (Unfastenvulva) films doing it for anyone? is the game over?
Watermellony 6-lane highway’s “A single lucky doldrum”
The comedy roast of Jesse James by the gutsy Robert Ford
Yes, village for young women!
Mrs. Commonhate or: How they forgot to start being carefree and hate the party pop
Zack and Miri Make a Documentary About the Holocaust.
best
Down
I know I’m late to this party but…
Quite Well-written Facts
Hotfoot Luke
A Goofy Woman
No-Zombies-here-Land
Malice in Sunderland
Where the Cute Things Are
Wonderland in Alice
Tyler Perry’s Life Aint Beautiful
There’s nothing about Judas
Illegal Alien Kane
Hurt Classroom Set of Textbooks
excuse me: “THE Hurt Classroom Set of Textbooks
Conceive Bill.
Farcome
the sea after not-time
whats the opposite of time?
Yes City for Young Women
Book Clubs of Wyoming
Dan in Wonderland
The God Wears K-Mart
Tambien, Yo No Chingo Tu Madre
or maybe that should be:
Tambien, Yo No He Chingado Tu Madre
Bitch I Didn’t “Shrink” Your Kids
NEW Bullshit About Bagger Vance
The Shitty Fucking Muppet Caper