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This one is so miserable that I’m not even giving it a full post. And yet, I think you might find that once you start, you cannot stop. You will be trapped in a The Pleasure Locker.
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Mr. Doubtfire
Mr. Doubtlesswater
Mr. Faithwater
American Nice-Guy
More Ordinary Than Non-Fiction
Stop Playing It, Sam
Proceeding Along our Scheduled Flight Path With no Irregularities in Space
Natural Body of Water Cats
Worst New Party Game.
The Small Green
Casanegra
Don’t Be a Law Abiding Citizen in North Central While Vomiting Your Beer in the Wealthy Suburbs
Conformist With A Good Reason
Despair Sinks
Leaving Private Ryan to Fend For Himself
The 20/20 Vision Side
Down
damn i forget their are two pages now.
I mean: Awesome! everything is on one page always!
Lonnie Lighto
Donnie Dpizzikato
Living Poets Club
manbat
The Shawshank Condemnation
Inglourious Hamsters
inglorious hamsters sucks and isn’t funny at all.
just sayin
“inglorious hamsters sucks and isn’t funny at all. just sayin” sucks and isn’t funny at all.
just sayin
Ground Bud: Silver Quarterback
Plane-striping
A Death More Abnormal
The Small Lebowski
Star Peacetime
Another Teen Movie
The Apathy of the AntiChrist
That Thing You Don’t
I know all that I need to know about Bob.
Dusk: An Old Sun
Courage and Love in Vatican City
Doh and I even F5′d. Too Fast.
Dead Poets Anarchist Wasteland
Story of normal length
The Dulling
Orange Suede
Shallow Orange Land
Escort Me To Heaven
Having Enjoyed His Stay, Dunston Telephones The Front Desk To Check Out
repeat, my bad
A Sweet Dream on Shrub Avenue
Perfectly Acceptable Place for Pensioners
Guffman Always Gets There Before Me
Hedwig and the Contented Kilometer
Merkin? and the Contented Kilometer?
Nope! Got it! Brazilian and the Contented Kilometer
Robin Hood: Women in Ill Fitting Trousers
Don’t Do The Wrong Thing
You opposited too many things in that and it has become a thing of equal meaning?
More like I opposited the exact RIGHT amount of things.
Double negatives!
I’m not thinking inside the circle!
I think you invented a new party game!
The Day Before two days from Tomorrow
Michael Jackson’s This Isn’t It
Total Forgetfulness
More Ahnuld goodness:
-False Truths
-High School Robber
And, from my labmate:
Jingle Over a Short Distance
Fishdemic: Calm and Joy
Batman Ends
For the Love of God, Do Not Let Him Ever Get to the Greek
chanukah staycation
Uncrank: He was alive but he got deader.
Small Father’s Office 3
O Sister, I Know Where You Are
Dawn
There Will Be No Bodily Fluid Involved At All.
Wedding Invitees
Glorious Children with Fathurs (re: Inglorious Basterds)
Casanegra
OK, looks like I deserve that down-vote, but I swear I apple-F’ed “Casa”!
Hmm, on second thought, “apple-F’ed” sounds gross.
The Muppets take Nebraska.
The Slow and the Calm
2 Slow, 2 Calm
The Slow and the Calm: Kyoto Traction
Slow and Calm
Lord of the Uneven Bars
Indiana Jones and friends find a box they lost
Indiana Jones and the Hotel of Happiness
Indiana Jones in a never ending series of adventures
Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the plastic funny bone
Down In The Sea
(I am totally not going through my whole DVD collection looking for good examples. Totally not doing that.)
A Frivolous Man
Rome, Close City
I Have No Idea What You Did Last Summer
Dracula: Dead and Not Really Feeling It
The Sexually Experienced Spring (–>The Virgin Spring, I guess if I have to explain it, it isn’t very good.)
Worthless: Debased off the mp3 “Pull” by The Rock
Singles Retreat
Courage and Delight in Las Vegas
White Pigeon Up
Elderly Normal Unskilled Turtles
Blood Complicated
Law Abiding Air
Step Down 2: The Cul-De-Sacs
A Child from a Stable Nuclear Family (Esther Is Very Well-Adjusted!)
Possible Hobby (Mission Impossible)
The Sweet Dream After Easter
Pee Wee’s Small Errand
Small Bottom Pee Wee
Worthless: Based on the novel Pull by Sapphire
shit.
Down
Partial Cloth Jacket
do be a menace to north central while vomiting your juice in the suburbs
I’m not so fond of Huckabees
I Sad Face Huckabees
I lung Huckabees?
Shutter Landlocked
Lady, I See Your Car
2012 B.C.
Losing AlwaysAir
That one is like a puzzle. Do you write the word jumbles that are printed underneath Marmaduke?
A: Finding NeverLand
An Englishwoman who Went up a Mountain and Came down a Hill
Adult Daddy
the short hello
Negative Seven Samurai.
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Black men can jump
Mislead
Open Air Gump
Pulpfree Nonfiction
Fixin’
Fixin’ 2: Twenty-three skidoo!
Fixin’ 2: Gas Waltzeroo (’cause gas is the opposite of electric and waltz is the opposite of Boogaloo. AMIRITE?!)
Not Knowing
The Worst little Church Camp in Rhode Island
Warm Walkings
Hope Sinks