91-year-old movie star Ernest Borgnine was on Fox And Friends this morning and they asked him about his secret to living so long. It turns out, he masturbates a lot! The Fox And Friends people just don’t know what to do with it:

Can leaning over and whispering that very clearly on talk shows turn into a running joke that celebrities do all the time, please? Like, tonight. I want to see someone do that on a talk show tonight. Make it happen, internet.

Comments (7)
  1. dano  |   Posted on Aug 14th, 2008

    That was awesome on many, many levels.

  2. I second the motion for turning this into a running joke.

  3. We have audio of this posted for all your ringtone needs:
    http://www.entertonement.com/collections/2066/Ernest-Borgnine

  4. I read the title…I read the description…and still I couldn’t help but burst out laughing so hard my boss reprimanded me…awesome indeed

  5. A lot of awesome things about this. The clearly-heard whisper, the line “You just shook his hand!” the split-second image of a dog with a chew toy at the end of this video, and the fact that it’s Ernest Fucking Borgnine!

    Mermaidman and Barnacleboy, away!!

  6. wow! i thought that masturbation is a deal of lonely hearts or better to say of loneky hands…. but it’s funny to hear that it’s a way to prolongate one’s life!

  7. Michael  |   Posted on May 10th, 2009

    One wanker speaking to a bunch of wankers . Brilliant !

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