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I promise you that if you just took all of Tracy Morgan’s recent publicity-tour interviews and cobbled them together into a 24-part hour and a half block it would be funnier and more enjoyable than Cop Out. Or we could just watch them in 6-7 minute bits as they come in, because we are adults, and we have lives to lead. Tracy was on the Daily Show last night, and he has some very forward-thinking business ideas!
Meanwhile, Tracy also appeared in a pre-taped segment for Jimmy Kimmel Live! in a music video for his new song “Impregn8ed,” but because I do not support white people wearing fake grills and St. Mark’s Place dreadlock wigs much less doing both of those things AND pretending to rap, I have placed this clip AFTER the jump, where it belongs.
Shrug.
It is strange when a casual, off-the-cuff interview is funnier than a professionally made pre-taped segment crafted by Hollywood comedy writers, but such is the nature of this particular Promise. Just stand back and let the man talk, and watch your ears (watch your ears?) fill up with gold.
Another “Tracy Morgan Promise” kept!
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! My two favorite people are Jon Stewart and Tracey Morgan. As the great Powerman5000 said, “this is what it’s like when worlds collide.”
Tracy Morgan is just HOT right now! We better use this fan to cool him down!
Bam! (bear with me, this is my first time incorporating a.gif into a joke)
Or maybe he’s just too cool right now?!
Now that I’ve cooled him down with my fan!
jay leno can come out and do the same tired joke night in and night out and i want to shoot myself, but every time tracy talks about getting someone pregnant i laugh like a little girl.
Unlike that bigheaded guy from HBO’s Entourage, Tracy Morgan is really going to be as BIG of a superstar as his fictional character.
Welcome to the Tracy Morgan Box Office Takeover!*
* (high grossing but ridiculous Comedy’s) Although I’d rather see “Good Cop Black Cop” than “Cop Out”
I would let him take me behind the middle school and get me pregnant.
The best part of this whole thing (well not really, but I like it) is the pre-play quote underneath Tracy and the look he is giving me in the Daily Show one.
This makes me feel like this.
or this?
[IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/11rzrtj.jpg[/IMG]
forget it. i’ll paint you a word picture. it was a unicorn meeting a narwhal.
Just put the URL, no IMG tags.
No. The word picture is funnier.
True, it’s best to leave an image like that up to our imaginations. Unless you’re like me, in which case the unicorn will NOT stop singing showtunes.
I love that Daily Show clip so much, I want to take it behind a middle school, and get it pregnant.
Mostly I just want to see if I can get images to work.
But Tracy looking all intense made me happy enough too.
and hey!
success!
how did you do this? please share obi noam kenobi.
just the url, not the whole img link thing apparently?
It’s like the site knows what you want before you even do it!
Sorcery!
Be careful Noam, you’re gonna make us all seasick over here.
I think we all should just incorporate the middle school pregnant joke in our comments out of respect for Tracy.
I love Tracy Morgan so much that he can have my first born….and take her/him behind the middle school and get her/him pregnant. ba bam!
I love this so much I want to upvote it, and then take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant
It’s so confusing to me that Tracy Morgan is funny and great and he is starring in what looks like a godawful movie. Every time a commercial for it comes on TV my mom is like ‘Ugh! This looks like the stupidest movie ever! Who thought this was funny?’ and I’m like ‘Nooooo! It’s got Tracy Morgan in it; I promise he’s really funny.’ and she’s like ‘Whatever, Napoleon.’ and I’m like ‘*Cry*’
I have had that conversation, but with myself. It still ends in disappointed tears.
Just testin’ this out….
GO MAGIC POWERS GO
Fuckin’ A. I saw it flash on the screen for a second, and then the “Image has expired” thing came up.
Let’s try this…
Success!!
The most adorable kind of success.
Is it me or did he seem less crazy and more coherent on here than Letterman?
When they hugged it made me happy.
i too also dont pull out
Lemme try