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Obviously, what the world needs is a movie project about John DeLorean, the maverick automaker famed for the futuristic car that bears his name. But does the world need FOUR movie projects about the maverick automaker famed for the futuristic car that bears his name? From Reuters:
LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) – Two of John DeLorean’s children are backing rival movie projects about the maverick automaker famed for the futuristic car that bears his name.
In all, at least four projects are in various stages of development.
Kathryn DeLorean, the latest entrant, is partnering with a consortium of producers on a film written by “Saw IV” scribe Thomas Fenton.
Whoops, Kathryn DeLorean, that is your scribe. Obviously, this is too many movie projects about the maverick automaker famed for the futuristic car that bears his name. And yet, it’s not impossible that all of them will get made. Hollywood is, after all, a 24-hour Mistake Factory, and this would take up very little space on the line (the mistake line). Let’s put it this way, if Hollywood had one of those “It Has Been BLANK Days Since Our Last Mistake” signs hanging in the break room, four John DeLorean biopics at the same time wouldn’t have any effect on that sign!
But the question now is who should play the car?
Yup. This is definitely the dumbest thing I have ever done.
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The battleship from the upcoming film: “Battleship.”
…or Mini Driver. Whatevs. I am doing this right.
Jay Leno, duh.
I believe you mean “Jay Limo” (Am I doing this right?)
If anything, you are doing this TOO right.
Sorry, I was under the impression that Jay Leno IS a car.
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Thumbs down.
Your new avatar makes you seem like you’re yelling at dUb-iLL.
Coach Taylor is turning these monsters in men-monsters. (what?)
Don’t put yourself down, those fonts are GREAT.
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This is my last try
What is this??? 4Chan???
I am racing against myself to the bottom this week…
jeremy tire irons = we can just end this website right now, no?
DID you LOL? CAUSE I LOL’D like fuckin CRAZY.
of course i LOLed. IRLLOL.
KIRK Carmeron. RIght?
Too Soon.
Would’ve also accepted Kirk Camaron
Trent Steel wasn’t available?
KITT
Or Oprah.
I saw an image show up elsewhere , so I am working on replicating that magic here.
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FUCKIN yes. WITH THAT man’s voice IN THAT car, I THINK we have WON!
Also, Motor Freeman.
My vote goes to either Drive Barrymore or Piston Bale.
Alec Guinness. (Genuine class)
It should be directed by Clint EastWARD bound on I-45. Am I doing this right?
I hate myself for this but, Drive Shaft should do the soundtrack I guess. (I don’t even WATCH lost!) Ugh.
Also, Nickel-hatchback.
Maybe some Joanna ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMsome.
Chevy Chase.
What about Brad Pittstop? Eh?
Sylvester Stall-one
Honk Hogan. Am I doing this right?
wait…i did somebody say “Maverick?”
boo! hisssssssssssssss!
Oh, god, this is giving me flashbacks of the dream that I had last night where I was in Alaska with Sarah Palin and all she would say is “You betcha!” ARGHHHH
Topher Grace.
Ashton Martin Kutcher.
Milage Kunis
Naturally…
you broke it? i can’t seem to find a way to upvote you. (is it just me?)
Nope, I broke the videogum…
well, i’ll upvote ⇑ that one instead.
(whenever he shows up)
Brian
Douglas
Williams
… almost.
Seth MacFar-lane!
Tracey Morgan. I did this right.
Philip Sebring Hoffman?
I hope CARlton Cuse produces!
Camry Diaz is unavailable do to a recall.
Make it a musical starring Model T-Pain.
Aston Martin Short. What did I win?
LaBaron James makes his acting debut!
Jim Car-rey
Miss Daisy
Johnathan Rides Meyers? Yeah? Terrible…
I don’t own a car so I’ll be christopher walken
I just hope all four biopics air simultaneously on different networks like the Amy Fisher movies.
Also, Tom Celica.
Michael Steera!…?
Remember when Will Arnett was slated to do the voice of KITT on the Knight Rider Reboot???? And then they got somebody else instead???? THIS COULD BE HIS SECOND CHANCE
Oooh! Will Carnett!
Bingo.
Richard KARn. HI-OH!
I’m sorry but you’re all missing the obvious. John Delorean was busted for smuggling coke in said vehicles so I’m voting for Lindsay Lohan.
You mean “Lindsay Lo-van”!
Sorry …
Don’t apologize. The best I could come up with was Linstreet Lohan so that’s why I didn’t even bother. Yours is much better.
Parker Lewis
Can’t loose with that one.
My mother, the car.
CARl Weathers seems apropos
GAH Force of habit, gotta re-learn the force
I love that the only photo you could find was from his cousin’s wedding.
Revvvvvvin’ Spacey
I like puns!!!
Ha ha ha – futuristic. What future are we talking about? That car was designed about 30 years ago. We’re in that car’s future and cars do not look like that! We have to go back….
It doesn’t even matter if a big-name like Ugly Betty’s America Ferrari or Matt Daimler-Chrysler is in consideration, because you just know it’s going to be played by Jon Lovitz.
Tommy Peugeot
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boo internet. i quit.
just type in the url with no code…it should work.
Daniel Daewoo Kim?
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I deserve that.
I haven’t been this excited about a car maker biopic since Tucker
No one has seen Avatar yet? Where the movie industry is going, we don’t need actors.
I get it. Don’t know why you were downvoted.
Kia Farrow.
Let’s make the car all sassy: Honda Sykes.
Or, if you prefer, what about former Gilmore Girl Alexus Bledel?
I can die now. I’ve had Tracy Morgan and Jon Stewart, and now Honda Sykes. Thank you, good sir. Thank you.
Jetta Simpson
The unlikely Acting Tandem Team of Minnie and Donald Driver.
In anticipation of repeat joke-related downvotes, I would like to claim a mild case of NewVideogumitis.
Perhaps the big screen debut of Jeepak Chopra?
Zoomey Deschanel
Chevy Chase of course.
I’m way too late to this party because work trip but I would have thought Porshe de Rossi, obvs?