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Disneyland is bringing Michael Jackson’s 1986 3D epic movie, Captain Eo, back for a limited run. Fair enough. The man is dead after all, so. But fans are lining up well in advance? It’s not THAT good. Relax, fans. Go see Avatar again.
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
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After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
HAHA! I MANAGED to log IN! USA! USA! USA!
I saw Avatar twice. Biggest mistake ever. Once is enough for a lifetime, sorry Jake Sully.
THANK you. That shit WAS NOVEL, but the novelty IS WHERE IT ended. IF I WANNA fuckin WATCH A videogame, I’LL pop a Metal GEAR IN THE playstation.
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This makes me feel so much less uncooler for not watching Avatar! And cooler for playing Metal Gear!
( When I say less uncooler, it’s basically like multiplying two negatives, making it a positive!…. It’s stuff like this that makes me not have friends, isn’t it?)
You have friends! We’re called the internet.
Blue Michael Jackson.
Pelvic thrusting towards your face in totally believable 3D.
Saving the environment one Wisdom Tree at a time.
With his pelvis.
Also the article mentions that it is replacing “Honey I shrunk the Audience”
So really they’re only traveling back in time a couple of years.
I want to see it just so that I can spot Doug Benson dancing in the background. Also, fuck Avatar.
HOORAY!
So those people dressed up, camped out in line, and paid $60 to see a 17 minute movie that’s not even good?
No statement has yet been made by the family of the late shipmate Hooter
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My kingdom for an image tag!
Gabe, just because you got some fancy new redesign doesn’t mean you’re allowed to be WRONG.
WELL ARE you in LINE?
CAUSE I KNOW I am.
Avatar looked a lot like a Lisa Frank notebook.
A whole lot.
UGH. I am going to visit my sister in LA and she informed me that we “have to” go see Captain Eo while I’m there.
Really? Do we?
Absolutely and stop arguing with me about it.
Note to my family: When I die, please think of a way to honor my memory other than breaking out the 20 year old video of me dancing to Boyz II Men’s Motown Philly while wearing an oversized puffy paint t-shirt and biker shorts.
Nope, that’s EXACTLY what I want at my funeral. That, and a solid gold coffin.