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I keep saying I’m not going to say “douche” anymore, but I realize now that not saying douche isn’t going to catch on just yet. We have more douche issues to work out as a nation, like Chad, the asymmetrical haircut-sporting real estate agent on Million Dollar Listing. As demonstrated in this Soup clip, literally everything he says or does is absolutely as horrible as it could possibly be, but that’s most of reality TV. I can’t step on the joke by saying what’s so funny about Chad, but people who have read a book or two will definitely find the last thing he says here to be beyond hilarious:
Whenever people say scripted TV is always better than reality TV, let’s remember Chad’s little literary moment, which could never have happened on everyone’s favorite show Two And A Half Men.
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Also, isn’t that your boyfriend? That’s the “Videogum Royal Your,” not “Lindsay’s boyfriend.”
Everytime I see a picture of Chad, I want to chop his hair off. You’re 30! Get a haircut!
But yeah – I was laughing so hard at this over the weekend. Joel’s impression is pretty dead on.
Who the hell would take that douche seriously? Oh sure little boy, I’ll give multi-million dollars in check form, no problem, you seem totally legit.
Maybe I’m just totally out of touch with real estate sales, but when you’re only 30, I don’t think it hurts you to look like you’re 30. I DO think it hurts you to look like you’re 15.
so if i had to look up who dorian grey is to get the joke, I still get to laugh at him…right? okay cool.
what a dumb dick.
tens of thousands of dollars in commissions every week for selling houses rich people will buy no matter who the agent is..even if they’re a ‘doesn’t know the strength is his retardedness’ trustfund kid with awful hair.