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This commercial is so new it’s not even on YouTube yet, or it’s not on YouTube yet because they didn’t want it to be because it’s creepy. Jennifer Garner has been doing Neutrogena commercials for a while, but so far none have been this…confusing? Suggestive? I don’t actually know what she’s talking about having done to her face that’s such a secret. Tanning? Smoking? Why is she so wink-wink about it? Anyway:
That creeps everyone else out too, right? The part where she emphasizes her facial damage shame with a knowing, “get it?” look? No, Jennifer Garner.
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shes obvs talking about cum shots, wink wink, see no one ever has to know you took several loads to the face because of neutrogena
right?
same thing I thought
It is creepy but nothing tops the creepiness of the bob dylan victoria secret commercial where it seemed like he was gonna tie up the model and put her on the railroad tracks like it was an old movie
If Bob Dylan had tied up the model, it would’ve been the best commercial of all time!
I HEART ALIAS.
clearly they are aiming for the “meth face demographic”
it’s weird though, semen is very good for the complexion.