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Your boyfriend, Ryan, representing the California Young Americans for Freedom, whoever they are, appeared at the Conservative Political Action Conference a few days ago, and reminded you why you fell in love with him in the first place. What a charmer!
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look, you don’t know him. he’s really understanding. like how he stays with me even though i keep barfing every time he tries to touch me.
what a zinger about smith! smart ladies at a lady college who care about lady things always equals lezzies, amiright? also, and i know this is a horribly un-pc thing to say, but he has a case of the gayface.
and he wears flip-flops.
I hope someone slaps him with a big bag of dicks.
So that’s why my boyfriend won’t admit to being my boyfriend.
In all fairness to myself, Gabe, he gives really enthusiastic blowjobs.
“the lesbians at where? can you repeat that because i missed it. oh, ok thanks.”
Yeah, that part was really, really, really, really spontaneous and in no way rehearsed sounding, wasn’t it?
“You’ve really got our number, Ryan.” – Lesbians at Smith College
I see those Californian Americans for Freedom use the term “Young” very loosely.
Ryan Sorba is a power bottom.
Don’t do a google image search for this term, fyi.
Not that I didn’t know what it is already,
I was just seeking a suitably hillarious gif to add on to your joke.
Yeah, No.
Just too many people at work and Just too much for me to blur at work to bother trying to photoshop this turdbag’s head onto a powerbottom.
If this were the other way around, he’d totally get a shoe thrown at him. But as it stands, it didn’t happen because, you know, us gays spend too much money on shoes to just be throwing them at every homophobic twat with a microphone.
I just want to say, that these responses are killing it. Way to go everyone.
I apologize to all the grammar nerds for the unnecessary comma. I don’t know, what I was thinking.
I did upvote every single one of those aforementioned.
Dear Gabe,
I have not been able to make it through any of the videos you have posted today. Videogum? More like Videochum. Amirite guys?
Love, guy who’s post will probably be skipped over because he doesn’t have a cool avatar pic yet
get a picture, hippie!
Countering booing by saying “freedom of opinion” is the kind of logic mindfuck I’d expect from CPAC.
You KNOW a straight dude could not shape his eyebrows that perfectly.
I was going to counter this by reminding you of the Jersey Shore guys but then I realized that would be confirmation of what you just said. You win.
He is gonna make a great wrestling villain in six months.
this thing made me both incurably sad and also very angry, but there’s a little joy to be found.
http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2010/02/a-conversation-with-ryan-sorba.html
WAIT WAIT WAIT
Freedom of Opinion is real?
Also, your CPAC/Assholes tag is a redundancy. Jussayin
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Too many asterisks.
tma;dr
Cognitive Dissonance?
You’re replying to the wrong person genius.
I didn’t say freedom of opinion, the lady running the show from the lectern did.
CPAC is bad, it shouldnt even exist.
Ryan Sorba (in his current form) is bad also. He needs to reform his thoughts and feelings, and figure out that the word of the day is LOVE.
People booing (from CPAC) were on target, and while their views are not my own, they can express whatever they want whichever way. And when it’s recorded and put on the internet I will watch and comment.
Basically, you inferred way too far. All I was saying is CPAC sucks, and this guy’s an asshole. Don’t see how those are mutually exclusive.
CPAC is a conference of assholes that sit around and discuss ways to fuck anyone over that happens to disagree with their core aims.
CPAC is comprised of conservatives and religious freaks.
CPAC happened to have some gay folks there that (misguidedly) believe the conservative wing of representation somehow speaks for them.
CPAC allowed this moron to get up there and espouse hate for the world to see. Luckily there were enough Decent people (decent people can still be assholes and decent simultaneously, complicated duplicity of reality and the human condition. It’s tough stuff, I know, having two conflicting concepts in your head and working through em logically…) to boo his ass and shame him off stage. I mean, who goes to a conference where everyone is supposed to be simpatico and starts off with the hate speech, talking about who is a new enemy and gays are against the natural order, etc?
So feel free to parse this and infer whatever you want.
Whose “argument” are you referring to? Gabe (or any above-commenting monsters that I can see) didn’t say anything about how he shouldn’t be allowed to speak! He didn’t really make any argument at all, unless “Get a load of THIS asshole” qualifies.
Did you even watch the video? Seriously? I just keep looking at your comment and marveling at how re-fucking-tarded you are.
“Re-fucking-tarded”
You’re right, I’m a mentally handicapped person because I disagree with you. Who are the insensitive bigots again? I’m losing track.
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First off, calm down Techno-assface
Second, I have nothing else for you because clearly you know me so well. You’re just strummin my pain with your fingers, singing my life with your words. And the way you repeat yourself? I only hold opinions so others will laud me for them? Way to go. Way to go. Way to go.
Third (see, I am a hypocrite, I LIED About being done on point number two to your stupid ass), While I may be a jerkface, and any of the other things you described, (‘cept I’m not), I am the LAST person to be afraid of expressing my feelings or my conflicting viewpoints with people who disagree with me. Clearly you haven’t been on the site long enough to be acquainted with my reputation as a troll – largely unearned, but granted for disagreeing often and being completely UNAFRAID to make my own opinion known. Just like I went ahead with my OPINION that you’re a re-fucking-tard.
Self-important? I guess. But if we don’t hold ourselves in some positive regard and respect ourselves, why would we ever expect anyone else to respect us? How can we appreciate and respect others without appreciating oneself?
And fuck, you wanna discuss self-importance, look at your posts. First you rant I’m all over the place with my opinions and not internally logically consistent. Now you call me self important because I called you a doody head.
So yeah, whatever, fuck you, go read a book.
Are you using the word “misunderestimated” ironically to make a subtle reference to George W. Bush? If you are doing that, what is the reason for the reference? If you are not doing that, do you think “misunderestimated’ is a word?
Anyway, I don’t see any internal hypocrisy in anything DS3M said.
Well Nickleback sounds like my farts, so there!
your farts are overproduced!
I was going to gently discuss the politics of language with you (hint, it’s actually not about people getting offended) but… you’re pretty much intrinsically evil. How else could you NOT enjoy delightfully whimsical ambient noise-pop?
What the fuck happened to the Reset Button? Father Gabe won’t be proud of us, monsters.
I like that the “summary” is thirteen times longer than the “argument”.
need. more. downvotes. ahhh!
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Retardation. the Statler Waldorf and Eastwood way.
“freedom of expression as put forward in the First Amendment applies to government actions only” What are you talking about? Do you mean that “hate speech” cannot be regulated because this is a private event? Even if that is what you meant I think that the only place where hate speech can be banned is in the workplace, not “government actions”. If you are going to come in here just to be contrarian at least get your fucking facts straight.
Videogum is a place where we share common ideas… it wouldn’t be a very good site if there was no filter for all the crazy videos that are out there, it would just be You Tube. I like that I can come to Videogum and find things that appeal to my sense of humor. And the great community of monsters on here just add more to the fun! If it doesn’t appeal to you, then go somewhere that does! I think most of us also agree on what an Asshole is, click on the tag after the post to see more examples of Assholes. I think you have proven that you belong in that list.
“Freedom of Opinion!” -Hitler
“Freedom of Opinion!” –Hitler (1889 – Whenever Someone From the Future Travels Back in Time and Kills Him)
/fixed it
I like when we play guessing games. “Guess what? Guess what? Guess what?” And it’s always something great, about how gays touching is not founded in civil rights founded in natural rights.
gay chicken butt!!!!
What are you talking about? My boyfriend is a magician! It takes some real sorcery to make the crowd at CPAC seem rational and compassionate.
This is how I met this Charming Man. You see, “I heard he sang a good song, I heard he had a style, and so I came to see him and listen for a while. And there he was, this young boy, stranger to my eyes, strumming my pain with his fingers, singing my life with his words, killing me softly with his song.” Aretha
He works the stick like a third rate pro-wrestling heel. What a boob!
It’s pretty awesome that a group as conservative as CPAC booed this guy off the stage. Freedom of speech be damned, he was invited to speak at private function on one subject and ranted incoherently instead.
Even if those boos aren’t representative of CPAC as a whole, at least those people are there.
This guy has got kind of a right-wing Henry Rollins vibe to him.
I am generally against violence in all instances (in principle at least), but i get disturbingly excited at the idea of sucker punching this guy in the jaw and stomping on his crotch as he writhes on the floor.
He’d be writhing on the floor saying “bring it, bring it! I love it!”
Hey girls, Ryan doesn’t even have his own Wikipedia page. Break up with him immediately.
I was actually at CPAC. I’m doing a story on it for my journalism class (COLLEGE). I went in expecting everyone to be bigot assholes and as the video shows there were those people. There were also a lot of people whose politics I disagree with but who seem to be fairly rational and thoughtful individuals. I was actually encouraged by how many people were booing him (by far the majority booed).
Although, the fact that anyone cheered is somewhat disheartening, it is unfortunately expected. Still, it’s too dismissive to say that everyone at CPAC or that doesn’t agree with us (we’re a family right?) is a bigoted asshole. That said there were plenty of AWFUL things I witnessed–Ann Coulter anyone?
My boyfriend: GUESS WHAT? GUESS WHAT? GUESS WHAT?
Me: Um, you’re a douchebag?
My boyfriend: Damn, you guessed it.
So basically your point is that while nothing you have said may have any validity whatsoever, you just plain don’t like people who post on Videogums and their silly indie rock music. Thank you for your thoughts, Mrs. Palin. Tell Jay Fucko we said hi.
Oh, that was meant to be a reply to Waldorf Hysteria or whatever their name was. I forgot to tick the reply box. ARG
I love this argument that since SEX is supposed to produce BABIES, then only couples whose genders allow them to make babies should be allowed to marry.
Not only does this syllogism have less middle than Kate Moss (remember the 90s???)—because of course! only people who are married ever have sex, whereas everyone who gets married has babies—isn’t this like saying, because FOOD is supposed to provide NOURISHMENT, then candy should be against the law?