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Man: Honey, what happened to the cat?
Woman: Oh, she is gone.
Man: What do you mean, she’s gone?
Woman: Well, I gave her that Friskies you bought on Sunday, and she just started tripping balls super hard. She ran around the room in circles for awhile, foam building up in the corners of her mouth, her eyes open so wide I thought they’d fall out of their sockets. And there was just this deep, prehistoric noise emanating from her. Then she laid on her back and started scratching at the air frantically, just thrashing. Meanwhile, she was opening and closing her jaws crazy fast and somehow I swear her teeth got sharper. It was actually pretty terrifying. And then she died.
Man: Oh my God.
Woman: Yeah, I was going to wait for you, but I didn’t know what time you were getting home, so I just said a few words in her honor and then flushed her down the toilet.
Man: This is really unexpected.
Woman: Yeah. That Friskies you bought on Sunday is crazy.
Man: No kidding.
Woman: There’s a little left in the can. Want to try some?
Man: It will be just like college!
(Thanks for the tip, Jim.)
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I’m on deck with some Friskies, man. 50 bucks an ounce!
That toliet has some epic flush capacity.
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If you mix this with cat nip I hear you lose your cat gag reflex and choke on your own cat vomit. (but you must be on the carpeted part of the floor, cat rule)
This is just the trailer for the adorable reboot of Alice in Wonderland.
Friskies uses only the finest lamb’s meat which is lovingly bathed twice daily, allowed to roam free and fed a steady diet of oats and mescaline.
What did you think made them frisky? Vitamins and nutrients?
This is too much effort to put into a people-food ad much less a cat-food ad. Kinda epic and colorful for a slurry of Z-grade animal parts mashed into a goo and splurted into a can.
I saw this ad last night while watching the Olympics and had to double check there wasn’t something wrong with my McDonald’s spicy chili club mcnugg fry sauce because you have to eat like an Olympian to sit on your couch and watch Olympians like an Olympian.
I literally cannot stop looking at that.
much scarier than goro
Im finna buy a cat just to feed him this. This is marketing I can get behind!
“exciting your cat / day and night / with endless enchantment / it’s the magic friskies makes happen / every day / in so many ways” i’m sorry, avril. i was wrong. this is worse.
“Exciting your cat day and night with endless enchantment”
W…..what.
Prawns be fighting all over for this shit.
Also, that cat actor is one of the best cat actors I’ve ever seen. Every time I see a Cat on Acid trying to Act, their performance is lackluster to say the least.
y u do dis?
1. Poor tripping balls cat. I’m not a doctor (I am a doctor) but I will just say I’m willing to bet that cat’s WHOLE TRIP wasn’t sadly and desperately relearning how to stand up. It’s called a trip for a reason. Acid is a journey. 2 hours in he was doing this-
I would like to think that cat was ok after a while.
But who knows, maybe the scientists gave it way too much.
Awe hell.
That’s your Boyfriend, I mean Government.
I sorry. I no do dis tho
That video was fake here is an actual cat tripping…
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=26d_1243564181
No… I’m pretty sure bath cat is on ecstasy. I definitely recognize those hand movements.
“A journey to delicious and beyond”, what exactly is beyond delicious, this is troubling.
Oh, and did anyone else thing that the end part “Friskies… Feed the Senses” sounded like Beat Happening?
I think the whole thing sounds like Lisa Loeb fronting the Flaming Lips.
Soooo, Willy Wonka and Lisa Frank hooked up, had a baby, the cat stole the baby’s breath while it was sleeping (but that’s how cat’s roll!!!) and got high off that shit? Nice.
OBJECTION!
I have some evidence that should exonerate that cat of all breath-stealing charges.
It was a frame-up, see?
No. No. what am I looking at? No!
So I guess I should get some Friskies before the Pink Floyd lazer light show.
Accually they are starting to sell them at the shows, so no need to do before the show
My friend bought Cat Nip one time and said it would work if it was smoked. And he just didn’t buy a little, he bought 2 pounds of it. So we tried it thinking( we were in high school, i’d try anything) and it was exactly what you’d think cat nip would taste like. That 2 pounds of cat nip sat in my desk for 6 month when my dad found it, threw it outside and walked about……….20 minutes later there are 11 cats freaking the fuck out in my yard for hours.
Wouldn’t be suprised my friends have not tried this.
One of my roommates confessed to smoking some of my stash a few months back. I have yet to confess that the “stash” was catnip.
I laughed out loud picturing a hoard of cats tripping out in your yard.
I should try putting two pounds of catnip on my neighbor’s lawn the next time they piss me off.
Um, why you posting the ending of “Lost” without spoiler warning, dawg.
I’m so pissed… I can’t believe they’re using that song to sell cat food now!
I’m so pissed… I can’t believe they’re using that song to sell cat food now!
Sorry, 1st time commenter. I’ve never been stirred to comment before, but I saw this and I had to act.
Woman: And then she zipped into a rubber spiderman suit, and kinda just touched herself on the couch for a few.
From now on, getting high is known as “Sailing the wicker fish.”
CHICKENS DON’T DRUM!
Dude, too soon.
My cat’s dead.
Friskies is always hip with the District 9 references.
You know cats cannot buy their own food, let alone conceive of complex televised advertising narratives, so this is clearly marketed at cat owners, who are, as we well know, some serious ball trippers.
Don’t tell me what my cat do!
Double-post. Obviously this cat isn’t the only one tripping ballllllllllz.