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Vulture is reporting that Sacha Baron Cohen was once a front-runner to host this year’s Oscars. When you think of all the things that might have been but aren’t, it can make your head spin. Isn’t that right, multi-verse?
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
We missed our chance to see his new character, Oscar, the outlandishly some way something.
This would have been sweet. The Oscar hosts play like Leno, i.e., a rolodex (what’s a rolodex?) of lame topical pop culture zings without any feeling for the material. J-Stew was great in ’07, though.
You guys should listen to the Fresh Air interview where the Oscar producers reveal this little tidbit:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=123844321
It’s totally hilarious, even if you don’t give a shit about the Oscars. Another thing revealed in the interview: Terry Gross has a safe word.