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Well, they are definitely taking the franchise in a new direction.
Cool hero. Uh oh, look out, here comes Venom!!!
This is going to be sick in IMAX. (LITERALLY! LOLOLOLOL!) Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go jump off my house check out the MLIS4 Message Boards. Bet those shits are LIGHTING UP! (Via Geekologie, thanks for the tip, Edith.)
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At first, I thought the zipper was in a weird spot, but then I realized. Perhaps I am too innocent for the internet.
Well, you never know when you might have to drop a Spider-deuce… oh wait, that’s not right either.
In this installment, Spidey will face his greatest nemesis yet: Ninja Boot!
I dread seeing the Dr. Octopus suit, what with four rubbery things dangling from his back…
This guy needs to team up with Angela Lansbury.
Toby maguire is gutted he’s not involved in the franchise anymore.
This is how you do sexxxy touching? Someone lied to me in college.
I’m so hard right now? I’ve literally got nothing for this.
Shouldn’t this be a “We should all be so lucky as to find something in this world that makes us happy” post?
Even Gabe isn’t tenderhearted enough for that.
Yes, I would like to go home now.
Kevin Smith sure is taking some extreme measures to fit in a Southwest Airlines seat.
NSFL, you guys. Not Safe For Life.
NSFFGP.
(Not safe for fake ghost pirates.)
That was more of that guy’s penis than I ever needed to see.
And Venom goes STRAIGHT to stroking the crotch. Which is perfect, this guy has really done his homework.
Well you see, since Venom allows himself to be completely taken over by the dark symbiote, he is by nature much more aggressive and powerful.. Spider-Man on the other hand is far more technical and accurate, and has much better stami-… no. I’m sorry. That’s enough.
I might be nerding out a bit here, but I’m really, really glad he doesn’t bust out a Six-Armed Spiderman homage suit here. *Shudders*
Is there a way to unsee this? I have to go wash my eyes now…
Well something sure is tingling, but it feels more like my gag reflex.
So that’s whats up with Topher Grace…
Genuinely disturbed. Is there a diaper under the venom one? I don’t even want to know the answer to that question.
Oh god. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cno8eBnAoU4
Terrifying right? People still use Windows Movie Maker.
How does one become a rubber spiderman costume fetishist? What is the evolution of that? Does it start with rubber bands and comic books? I’m genuinely baffled.
“I have the weirdest boner right now.” -This Guy.
You always have the best leaks!
You really really dont want to see him shoot his “webs”.
Also, thanks Gabe for starting off my day with this! I will be over to
your apartmentVideogum headquarters shortly to jump off your roof (my building lacks rooftop access…these videos have made me realize that is a real disadvantage).His spidey senses are tingling.
I hate this.
This had to do with videogum, how?
It sounds like while one is “posing” in the suit the other is taking a shower…but we all know it’s too late, you’ll never feel clean again.
Might I suggest changing the “sex” tag to “acid”
ummmm…..this looks a whole lot like my dads living room…..
Excerpt from Spider Man 4 draft v.7 by Roger Avary:
TED: Bring out The Spider Man Gimp.
RAYNARD: I think The Spider Man Gimp’s sleepin’.
TED: Well, I guess you’ll just wake ‘em up then, won’t you?
Where are the YUCK, NSFW, and I WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF tags?
“You like what you see?”
I guess my dad was right. There is no God after all.
I didn’t know that Larry Clark was directing the new Spider-Man! Will it get released in America or is this one just for Europe?
Videogum: the place for trampoline accidents and weird sexual fetishes.
Great, now I’m going to have nightmares.
Thanks Gabe. Now my brain got it’s juices all over my laptop!
I have to agree with J. Jonah Jameson; this guy’s a menace.