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You guys, we have a lot of fun at Videogum. (Right? RIGHT!) Mostly, the fun is relatively benign and/or silly. But sometimes that fun comes at the expense of other people. Now, those people are almost exclusively multi-millionaire living nightmares who’ve completely lost touch with the human experience and abandoned any attempt to keep perspective on their ballooning egos and senses of entitlement. But they are still human beings, no matter how hard they try to make us forget that. Sometimes the fun we have comes at the expense of “civilians” who have made the modern but fateful mistake to post a video of themselves on YouTube doing something they should not have posted a video of themselves on YouTube doing. With these people, one likes to imagine that they are simply cyphers for our collective anxieties about the ever-deteriorating state of privacy in the information age, and that if we make fun of a man dancing to jungle music in a Sailor Moon diaper, it is not so much the man himself as what he represents. And yet we must also be aware of the fact that he is a human being, and even if he is opening himself up to these kinds of jokes, perhaps he did not realize what the result of his attempts at self-expression would be, and how the anonymous reaction of Internet strangers would make him feel. We should all be so lucky as to find something that makes us happy in this world, but of course the truly lucky will never hear what other people think about their discovery.
My point is that we ARE having fun, and jokes are jokes, and it’s always important to remember that there are literally one million more important things happening in the world than almost anything we talk about here ever, and these guys DEFINITELY know what I’m talking about. But that doesn’t mean that it isn’t occasionally worthwhile to take a moment and remind ourselves of all of that.
So, please allow me to introduce the Videogum Reset Button.
It’s just a symbolic moment of reflection when things are getting a little bit nasty. Personally, I think that Videogum is one of the safest places on the whole Internet, and we do our best to be on the morally “correct” side of things. But sometimes we miss that mark. Or, even more often, sometimes explaining what the morally “correct” side of things is would really kill a fucking joke no duh. I mean, sheesh. I could get into examples, but what is the point? Does me explaining that Kevin Smith and Kirstie Alley are big fat rich slobs whose so-called “struggles” with their weight are an actual insult to the millions of people who cannot afford to eat healthily or hire a team of personal trainers for at-home visits make the jokes any funnier? Does me pointing out that obesity is a major health crisis in America and that public figures who act proud and self-righteous about their “right” to be unhealthily overweight are not so much populist champions of the heavyset underdog as they are over-fed, counter-productive, self-indulgent jerks make anyone feel better? Nope. The jokes are just as dumb no matter what!
Similarly, no one is more aware of Videogum’s just general over-all skewing towards the negative than I am. We dump on a lot of stuff around here. I’d say the ratio of dumping on things that we hate to championing things that we love is, like, 80/20 (at best). The truth is that it’s just funnier to complain, and I luv 2 laff. But it can get exhausting, I know. You don’t think I’m tired? You don’t think I want to lay down on the floor right now and go to sleep? I might, when I finish this post.
The Reset Button is an occasional attempt to flush the system. It is our equivalent of the “Unicorn Chaser,” although way more pretentious and full of fake importance. Because I am just so sure that a pop culture blog is the place where America needs to find its moral balance. Also, admittedly, this is pretty lazy. I mean, it’s basically a token gesture to the fact that sometimes feelings get hurt or people misunderstand. It doesn’t actually mean that we’re going to be any nicer to the criminals of the entertainment world or stop taking so many dumps on everything constantly. Whatever, though. There’s nothing else going on today anyway. Let’s paint, exercise, and regroup, you guys. Let’s remember why we’re all here in the first place.
RESET!
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We’re still going to have What’s up With Topher Grace right, Gabe? Right?!
If all posts were about Topher Grace we wouldn’t need a reset button
We’d need a new url, called tophergum.com, and I’d need a new website to go to.
Hit the reset button on that green font, hippie. (Team 80!)
Agreed. I keep thinking it’s a link to something so I keep hovering my mouse over the comment.
That was my first and foremost concern.
Gabe,
You are, by far, one of the best cultural blog hounds currently occupying space on my “top sites.” This sort of thinking just furthers to solidify your place in our hearts and minds. Sometimes, you just gotta get semi-seriousgum over here and I think we all can appreciate that. We are adults, mostly, after all.
Here, here! Gabe is now my favorite person on the internet [he beat out Surprised Kitty!]
“My heart is very full right now.” – Michael Scott
Where do I send the Hug-E-Gram?
if you are taking away our juggalos i might have to re-thing this relationship.
sure.
I’d be in full support of turning the ratio of dumping on things we hate to posting adorable panda gifs to 20/80.
I bet pandas give great hugs.
Nope.
“A drunken Chinese tourist says he bit a panda who attacked him after he jumped into a zoo enclosure to ‘hug’ the bear.”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/5364058.stm
You’re my fact-checkin’ cuz
I love you a little bit for saying that. JSYK.
you better believe it.
Oh man. I signed in just to upvote this. Once I managed to break free of the trance it had me in.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some pandas to delight in.
cutest.thing.EVAR!!!!
My god, those poor animals. It’s like the Abu Ghraib of panda sanctuaries.
Who would have thought that fat baby pandas going down a slide could make my ovaries hurt?
I signed in JUST to say I respect your acknowledgment and self-awareness of a blog like this that strives to be so much and bring so much entertainment but can sometimes result in a race to the bottom in terms of tastefulness for the sake of laffs. That’s what separates this place from many other pop-culture blogs or the true garbage pits of the internet such as 4chan.
That said, this post is fat, gay, and retarded. <3
i don’t know if i get it. is the reset button supposed to allow us to start over and pretend we weren’t mean? like a do-over? b/c that doesn’t really seem right, either.
“Let’s paint, exercise, and regroup, you guys”
The reality in which we are mean and the reality in which we are nice occur simultaneously.
Can I reset my life? RESET! RESET! RESET GOD DAMN IT!
DID IT WORK?!?!?!?!?
NOOOO!!!!!
The Ginger kid did something crazy didn’t he?
I got scared I was gonna read some bad news after the jump about Ginger Kid. I’m glad he’s ok. Now I can go back to not taking him seriously and not listening to his message.
Can we also get an Edit button up in here?
While I upvoted this, I have to say I think an edit button would take away from the immediacy of the comments and the knee-jerk hilarity of some monsters. Also, some people could do some evil post-editing.
The Hunt for the Least Successful–but Still Laudable–Effort to Make a Good and Entertaining Piece of Cinema-Based Art of All Time
fake
Did things really get reset? Or did you just create an alternate reality?
In the alternate reality do we all strangle ourselves with our umbilical cords?
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4610575102642182602#
Let’s paint, exercise, reset and unironically enjoy the hell out of some motivational lessons from Mr. T.
why do i feel like i just got in trouble
Go to your room!
Consider this my Ctrl+Alt+Del comment.
“Personally, I think that Videogum is one of the safest places on the whole Internet, and we do our best to be on the morally “correct” side of things.”
I think it’s important that we also not take this for granted because there are a lot of nasty, unnecessarily hurtful people on other websites or even some websites themselves, and this one is so totally the opposite of that. Seriously, you guys are great.
Also, does this mean we now have to have this post every third post or something, or else The Swan implodes?
But remember, if you hold ‘Reset’ and press ‘Power’ at the same time, it actually SAVES all of your information.
That’s going pretty deep, but I think it is the truest summation of the constructive nature of videogum. I love the hell out of this comment.
Will there now be an alternate/parallel videogum? Are we going to have to go back?! We have to go back!
Good timing, I was just thinking today how I think this is mostly my favorite site in the world (…wide web) but I was weighing the funniness against the offensiveness and wondering if I should keep obsessively reloading the page for new posts and comments all the time and thinking maybe it was all too mean and now maybe it won’t be! Yay for reset buttons!
jesus. isn’t gabe the best, you guys? he never really takes his finger off of the pulse of humanity, or of common decency, or of taste. videogum is the heart and soul of the internet.
Are you being sarcastic? Or genuine? I guess I think you might be being sarcastic considering you have George as your avatar.
Well, I hope he’s at least a little bit serious or else I have just made a huge upvoting mistake.
heh. yeah. i read it after i posted it and it felt snarky, but it’s completely sincere. this is the only worthwhile place on the entire internet. you know that. i know that. i thought this was an implicitly kumbaya post, is all.
I’ve been a little out of the loop-gum the lately. Has werttrew made a list of inappropriate comments yet? I’d like to join the outrage.
Can Stereogum hit the reset button? Cuz I remember when its comment section was a place for actual music discussion and witty banter. Now it’s devolved into mean drivel.
I agree! I mean, I still go on the home page to download the gum mixes, and occasionally read a post that catches my interest, but the comments are mean and unoriginal most of the time. Also, it doesn’t seem to be a community-type thing like Videogum.
Forget it, Jake. It’s Shitty-hipster-town.
I gave up on that place once the great AC/GB feud started.
I never thought so many people who are supposedly big fans of music would spend so much time talking about how they hate all music.
I love you.
Aw, consider my day made! Love is all around!
On a somewhat related note I watched Reality Bites this weekend for the first time in a decade and I finally understand your username. Unless it’s just a weird coincidence which would actually make me sad.
“What Hey That’s My Bike would like to do as a band is travel the countryside like Woody Guthrie…”
“Or Richard Simmons.”
That seems to be a music forum thing, and it goes without saying that the “cooler” the music, the nastier the comments (because people who listen to cool music are so smart and need to cut everyone else down to size, right)…anyway what I really wanted to say is that I was just telling someone what a great site this was because the commenters hardly ever “flame,” the upvote/downvote thing is much more civilized. Namaste.
meh
I couldn’t agree more, I think i like it here, vibe is nice and overall more rewarding then getting called a douche
Stereogum = Reset Fail
Yeah, lets address the real issues here in ‘Gum world. I mean the only reason I even started reading Videogum is b/c of Stereogum but now I hardly even open SG posts in reader while I’m hitting F5 on VG like every few minutes. Fat jokes and general unpleasantness are gonna happen, it sucks but there is just no way around that. On the other hand, SG is just a big hollow shell of its former self. So I guess if Gabe has to yell at us for making fat jokes in order the prevent VG turning into SG then so be it.
Andrew, don’t interrupt?
Scott, Stereogum, as a blog, is still incredible–I continue to make discoveries on there quite often, and it’s one of my primary resources for music info/journalism (The “Meat is Murder” post by Brandon was especially nice). So thank you for it, and Andrew, don’t interrupt, etc.
I think most everyone here is just talking about the commenters/community, which is something you have little control over (and really, something more indicative of the indie community at large these days–duels over authenticity, etc). That certainly needs a reset button but it’s bigger and more difficult than just “Stereogum sucks now”. Perhaps forcing people to register if they want to comment? Most of the shitty dick-measuring comments come from unregistered users. Who knows. But keep up the good work and thank you.
yes yes yes yes to this and stupidlisagarbageface’s comment directly below
I still browse SG every day and think that the actual posts and writing are high quality, but I haven’t bothered signing onto there in about a year now because there’s just no point in commenting at this point. There’s no real discussion going on, and it’s too often that you feel like you have to constantly defend any band you like because of the roves of “this band suks” comments or a snarkier equivalent. I am a musician (perform and write jazz/rock stuff), and I feel that I know my shit musically, and more importantly, that I LOVE listening and discussing interesting stuff. I’ve always felt inferior in there though because I’m afraid that somehow my tastes aren’t cool or hip enough because I don’t like Wavves or some random band I personally couldn’t care less about.
/music board angst rant
The thing I like about Stereogum is that Scott, Amrit, Brandon, and now Jessica all obviously love music, and I don’t think they at all encourage the kind of behavior that appears on that site. It’s just the general internet sheeple/dickheads that ruin all the good stuff for the people who just want to share and talk about great music.
The thing about Videogum is that it’s the first place that actually challenged me to stop feeling that things were guilty pleasures – that i had to be ashamed of the things I liked eg: the hardcore miley cyrus (I love that song) – that’s something Videogum has that no-one else has. I can listen to and enjoy, you know, Gang Gang Dance and Xiu Xiu and fit in, but what if I still put on Lady Gaga? So what? I <3 videogum.
This started as a reply to the overall sentiment of no-one’s a dickhead here… ended as unrelated.
On the plus side it introduced us all to the word “mivel”
Maybe this doesn’t make up for it, but what brings me back to this site is the fact that monsters are nice to each other. I wrote a sarcastic comment earlier today and it didn’t sit well with me. at all. I appreciate that behind this blog is a real person who gets those pits in his stomach too when you know you’re conscience is working.
Please allow me to kick things off by apologizing for the many, many times that I have used the C-word, the D-word and both F-words in my comments and for the inclusion of the term “GDB” in my arts and crafts valentine last week.
Hey, wha’ happened?
Did you just “The Forgotten” us Gabe? If I remove this layer of smiling puppy wallpaper will I see a child’s drawing of the Ginger Kid and Bangs? YOU WILL FORGETTTTTT!
No, in seriousness, good idea. Sometimes we need to remember that we faceless internet commenters have our own faults, and that we would not necessarily want said faults dissected by a bunch of other faceless internet commenters.
Speaking of dumping, it should be “You don’t think I want to LIE down on the floor…”, you sorry piece of shit. Just kidding, consider that reset.
Yes. Let’s do this. Conan would have wanted it this way.
Do you know who really needs to get dumped on today? Seth MacFarlane. I bet he’s sitting there all smug in his smugness thinking he’s a champion for retards (they can be bitches just like normal people!), but last night’s episode was crazy uncomfortable to watch.
I’m pretty sure the downs syndrome girl was just Mila Kunis (though I can’t verify it). I’m just wondering if/when speaking like a deaf/disabled person will be the new blackface.
Unless the whole point of last night’s episode was to show Sarah Palin how you actually offend the mentally disabled. If that’s the case, then well done Mr. MacFarlane!
I don’t know why I’m so offended at everything lately. I should probably relax, technome.
but there was a song! and I love jaunty, offensive songs!
Can I just say how very conflicted this reset business is making me feel?
I want to reset many parts of my existence, and resetting my videogum presence in the videogum realm and my engagement therein is in my personal top 5.
I made an appeal for a reset and was continually pooed on but I have stayed strong and been a good monster.
I guess my point is, this reset business is a bit unfair up to a point. Its like accepting Jesus on your deathbed and expecting heaven. (not that I am saying that’s what the gum [nor I] did previously)
But it also seems like a reset button wouldn’t really be something videogum would do, if only because videogum has a devil-may-care, IDGaF attitude, nahamean? Reset? Reset what? Just Stop Hitting Yourself.
it’s weird. i imagine that you’re completely baked every time i read one of your comments. so, naturally, your new avatar is really throwing me off. that said, i do like the added efforts you’re making with the green font, even if it reinforces my inclinations about you. you know, because green.
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I’m sorry, I really have no idea what you mean.
I am so glad you guys don’t understand this either. Each of the three times I read it, I grew exponentially more worried that my reading skills had regressed to second-grade levels.
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GAH Internets you are a confusing world of quantum madness
AHHH!!! I do not understand the words that are coming out of your fingers right now!
First, I am pretty sure that YHWH is waiting to upvote this post in heaven. Second, this attitude is exactly why I read VG–funny, but also insightful and concerned with the actual moral underpinning of the universe. Right? Here on the internet, even if you are not being mean, it is still all too easy to become meaningless, so it is nice to have a voice (along with Rich at FourFour) that stays smart. Third, when I was younger, I was pretty mean. Though I was a small boy and easily crushed physically, I had a smart mouth and often used it to hurt feelings, far too often of those that didn’t deserve it. So while I wouldn’t say I was a bully, I certianly made funny of some folks who I shouldn’t have just to make myself seem better. It is a shame that I will bear forever. A post like this reminds me of what I once was, and helps me remember to not ever be that again. Kudos and thanks.
Does this mean Lindsay can have her job back?
I don’t get it… I read Videogum every day and I’m not sure what prompted this post. Can we get a reference post?
I think it has to do with everyone getting excited regarding Gabe’s recent fat jokes about Kirstie Alley and then Kevin Smith today. There was some banter toward the end of the KS thread today and also in the Kirstie Alley post a few days back. And also, DS3M doesn’t like making a fat joke, then getting downvoted only to have Gabe praised for making fat jokes. As I told DS a while ago, as a fat guy, I condone this message.
Everyone,
Get over it.
Love,
Fatty McButterpantz
Speaking of fat jokes I’ve told in the chat room a million times, how do you spot a rich guy?
I don’t think I had anything to do with this particular fat talk thrombo, but just being brought up in internet controversy makes my day!
To be fair, I have been pointing out (and being slapped down) double-standards-gum relating to this and other topics here for a while, but I also get dissed on like I’m a troll. Maybe the green writing will help everyone move past this conception of me…. (or make it worse, Idk, Idgaf)
I suspect it was the comments here: http://videogum.com/archives/celebrity_gossip/operation_kevin_smith_drop_114421.html#comments
Well, good to know. Thanks for the info! I am not a fan of fat jokes, so I’m happy for the reset then.
I know I don’t post here that often, but I do read VG multiple times each day. I can’t bring myself to read the comments on youtube or any political/news website because it just gets me really angry/distressed/sad at what type of shit people say to a complete stranger. With that said, it’s really something that (even if the reset button doesn’t work as well as Gabe plans) this is one of the few places that people treat each other with respect.
But I still don’t like Jay Leno
While I up-voted and wholeheartedly agree with your comment, I have to take issue with your avatar’s confusing Aladdin Sane face paint
this is, at best, a symbolic acknowledgement of the short-sighted misanthropy we engage in here everyday. but what else can be done?
gotta keep ourselves honest.
thanks gabe! never change! stay n touch! we should hang out sometime! i always noticed you at lunch! H.A.G.S!
real talk guys, that just made me :’( a l’il
ahhh that was supposed to be a sincere response to krup, not an insincere response to gabe which is how it comes off here
though I have no real idea of what may have prompted this post, I just want to say regardless I love all of you and I wish it was Videogum Valentine’s Day everyday so I could make e-valentines for you i-monsters all the time. this place is one of the few where I look forward to reading the comments just as much as whatever awesome stuff Gabe might post, and it’s great, even if Dale Snitterman may get us down from time to time.
Monsters are the painting elephants of awesome commenters.
This could have just as easily been a Lost post tomorrow. Also, does this have something to do with the words Buzzmedia and Brody Jenner at the bottom of the screen?
This may be a little off topic, but I had to share.
So last night, for valentine’s day, my wife prepared dinner for me when I got home from work. To set the “mood,” she actually printed up everybody’s Videogum valentines and taped them all over our apartment. I may not post as often as some other monsters, but I definitely do my fair share of lurking… enough that my wife knew to plaster all your smart ass valentines on our walls/mirrors/guitars/etc.
I just want to say that I really like this site. A lot. I don’t consume the web like I feel my peers do. I read a few news/movies/tv/comics/and “web junk” sites, but comments and content in those places are almost always either one-dimensional or some kind of mean-spirited. Videogum (and friends) is where I go to enjoy jokes that make me lots of love, and where I can expect to be treated like an intelligent member of the human race. It’s all about respect, and I feel like Gabe, Scott, and crew have made that a priority as much as I have in my life. Many thanks.
Oh, can we get an update to the nav bar? I never use it anymore, and I feel like newbies might need a little more help getting into the flow of the site than is offered up there right now.
Happy Valentimes.
Can I just say, I was reading this post while listening to “Bring it On Home To Me” from Sam Cooke’s Live at the Harlem Square Club album, and it was like POWERFUL. Gabe was all, “Let’s remember why we’re all here in the first place” and I was all, “YEAH!” It was crazy. I love all you monsters! I will try to be positive all day tomorrow. Except if someone mentions Jay Leno, then all of the vitriol will probably return.
I think I love you. Because that song is playing in this coffee shop right NOW!
ZOMG! You guys are Serendipity!
HeyThatsMyBike is right. I’m going to write down the lyrics to the song on the inner cover in my old, worn copy of Breakfast of Champions along with my phone number. I’m going to drop it off at a random Goodwill, and if you find it, we’re meant to be together.
But seriously, isn’t that song the fucking best? Especially this live version. It’s so magical I honestly think that Sam Cooke may have been a warlock.
The live version is just SO POWERFUL. That whole concert sounds like he thought it would be his last.
I will also make sure to make photocopies of said Breakfast of Champions and make sure to read a page a day while I’m walking around Central Park in a stupor.
I also just now realized how redundant that I said powerful just after you said powerful. Serendipiwhoops!
Guys, I just found this when I tried to open Breakfast of Champions on my Kindle. Does this make us Mormon?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkLZ_pVwU3k
“That ain’t all, that ain’t all that SAM would do for youuuuu”
Songs are just better when the singer refers to themselves in the third person: it’s a fact!
“Like a bridge over troubled water, ART GARFUNKEL will lay himself down…”
Doesn’t always work.
Or “I did it FRANK SINATRA’S way”. I’ll put that one in the MAYBE pile.
Video Comment Game #26
I don’t understand. Does this mean that the hatch is gone and Gabe can now see the future when it is convenient? We have to save Charlie!
Listen guys, i love you as much as I can love a group of annonymous interweb commentors and I would hate for anyone to get so offended that they leave (unless they didn’t comment as much or I never really liked what they had to say anyway) so it is nice that we can get this collective, corrective bop on the noggin so we can grow AS A FAMILY.
But also chillax…maybe? we are all friendly, funny people, don’t take yourself or the comments too seriously. I sure as hell do!
and also: I’m going to be on “vacation” for two weeks peeps so don’t do anything to get V-gum canceled! (this is my favorite! what would I do without it?) SO: Be nice to each other, be nice to gabe, hate on celebs…i mean: be respectful. AND LOOK^^ Did you see the Pandas? Aren’t they the CUTEST?
I have never commented here because I’m afraid of the internet, but I would like to start commenting here because you all seem very neat. Also because I like the spirit! of posts like this.
Yay for this post! It’s good to take a spoonful of humanity with our snark-tea every once and a while, I think.
Thanks for being so soul-searching, Gabe and monsters! (Said in earnest.)
Lindsey would never consider a reset button. Videogum is schadenfreude cyberspaceified.
“Hey That’s My Bike” is the best thing about Ethan Hawke evah…
I was a bit taken aback by the tone of the Kevin Smith post, and so I am glad for this follow up. He has always seemed like a decent guy to me, and so I wasn’t sure where the ridicule was coming from. Maybe he is a secret jerk or something?
On the other hand, there was the Kirstie Alley post where I didn’t mind being a little mean because she seems kind of mean herself from what I have read of her “Tweets”. Also, she pretty much makes her living by doing shows about how she is overweight.
I dunno, to me it wasn’t about if someone was fat or not, but rather if they were a jerk or not.
Oh hey Gabe: Kevin Smith was fat before he was famous.
And thus I have dismantled you.
If I too may get self-important for a moment, you don’t know how happy this post has made me, Gabe. Nice job. This place is the best.
I’ve only recently started reading the site, but this has quickly become the only site with comments I care to read. The vast majority of posts and comments make me feel a little bit better about the Internet. So, I appreciate Gabe’s resetting, but I didn’t even notice its need. However, I will say that once I started reading comments here, it tricked my dumb brain into wanting to read comments on everything else on the Internet cause I’m all like “What did Spice Weasel say about this YouTube video?” and it turns out he didn’t say anything, and neither did the rest of you, because it is YouTube, and every commenter is theorizing about 9/11.
Oh, let’s not. Imagine a world in which we all agreed on stupid shit? We’d all have to wear clown makeup and rape each other.
I feel like I’m at a teenage girl’s sleepover party right now and we’ve just made up over past mistakes. Now we’re happily chatting about whether we use tampons or pads. Good times
light as a feather, stiff as a board
Bloody Mary!!!
It’s gonna be aiiight
DO NOT LOOK at this gif for very long or you will be hypnotized.
DAMN
DOUBLE DAMN
If Juliet set off the atom bomb, then why is everything we do still have to be coated in three layers of irony?
Because forever? No, seriously, just two layers would be a double negative. You need that third layer.
Or just the one, I guess.
I mean this sincerely, afaik.
I apologize for the time I said Jason Reitman was human garbage. I know realize that, at worst, he’s human recycling.
Eck, *now. We REALLY need a reset button for these posts. I just can’t get it right with one try.
That was surprisingly moving. I’m going to save this entry for when it starts to sting.
I Luv 2 Laff also, Gabe.
I just wrote a big comment here about how much I love Videogum and the ethos of the site but it sounded really hokey. I would just like to close with, I really love Videogum.
It’s not so much of a reset button as an acid trip where you make the mistake of watching Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and analyzing it for existential subtext and somehow making the connecting thread to the blindfold match between Jake the Snake and the Mode Rick Martel at Wrestlemania 7. The point is we’re all made of atoms, everyone’s a critic, yadda yadda yadda more hippie nonsense let’s just be positive like all the families we like on the tv.
Model* I’m only making the correction to be a MODEL CITIZEN. (Pun based down votes are encouraged)
This one is really to the point, no confusion here. Rich people are bad and I shouldn’t like them. Loud and clear.