I think my favorite thing about this card is how pleasant it is to look at! Speaking of fun cards to celebrate really important things, today is your last day to work on your Valentine’s Day cards! Please bear in mind that your cards should be Videogum-themed in some way. No offense to the dude who made the Stone Temple Pilots Valentine’s Day card. This just isn’t that kind of arts and crafts corner!

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  1. ROSES ARE RED
    THE CLOCK IS TICK TOCKING
    NOW YOU ARE LEGAL
    AND READY FOR STALKING

  2. Hope there’s a full moon tonight!

  3. I hope you like the cake I made you
    http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/31/twilight-cake.jpg

  4. Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.

  5. ?????????????????

    ?????????????????

  6. He’s now old enough to legally engage in mutual-potato.

  7. BUT WHAT IF HE STARTS SMOKING NOW!! :(

  8. thats really old in wolf years. real old

  9. do you know how many twilight moms (dads?) have been counting down to this day? A grand total of gross.
     
    and i don’t care if he is legal now, let him fuck around with girls (boys?) his own age. Nobody needs a mom looking over their gross their whole gross.

  10. Gabe, you must have forgotten today is Sarah Palin’s 46th birthday. Sarah Palin: America’s Asshole.

  11. That’s what I love about these half-vampire infants, man. I get older, they stay the same age

    • Sometimes one makes references to Twlight, and you can’t tell whether a spot-on reference is the result of familiarity due to the media saturation, actually having watched the movies, or ::shudder:: having read the books.
      But sometimes you can tell.
      It’s a pleasure sharing this dark secret with you.

  12. Now we can fuuuuuuuh!

  13. I have nothing to add. You guys are KILLING IT. Brava, all.

  14. I have to object to not allowing the STP valentines card to compete…it sounds pretty hilarious.

  15. The wolves want to see you
    And cheer “Woof!” and “Bow Wow!”
    But I want to see you
    On “Where Are They Now?”

  16. Best description I’ve ever heard about Taylor Lautner: “He looks like a pug that got its face smashed into a car windshield.”

    • My 17 y/o sister said the same thing but in this sing-song voice while plucking the petals off of daisies. I swear I saw “I ?pug? Taylor” on one of her notebooks.

  17. He is my boyfriend. FOREVER. I’m going to drench him in Faygo.

  18. spooky!!! scary!!!

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