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Whoa! It must have been pretty freaky for Jersey Shore cast member Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino to just be creeping on some girls in a club only to run into his IDENTICAL TWIN. How great would it be if these two dudes pulled a total Parent Trap?! Camp is almost over, and you know their mom and dad still love each other, they’re just being stubborn!
Anyway, you do it. Winner receives honorary placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. Which is almost as good as having two parents who aren’t divorced! (Image via BuzzFeed.)
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The Situation wondered to himself, “Why is my entourage only one person? And why is it this guy?“
“Hey, wanna go do karate in the garage?”
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino (left) hangs out with his body double in LA.
“Thanks for being so much cooler about this than Joe Rogan was.”
Future “the situation” comes to warn “current situation” that in the great guido war of 2014, he will be attacked by the Frito Lay assasin squad
“OK, now I’m going to write my phone number on this $5 bill. You write yours in this book. Let’s see if fate wants us to get back together.”
Further proof of the Law of Conservation of Matter.
Yes Homo?
“SHOW ME YOUR CHEST OR I’LL EAT YOU LIKE I ATE YOUR FRIENDS!!!!”
Dude on the left shows off his gut-butt situation while The Situation contemplates piercing his penis.
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yeah, i didn’t proofread…I’ll just go ahead and leave now…
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentin is photographed with, Tommy “The Ab-bomination” Jefferies, co-star of the his upcoming buddy cop film, Middle Ground. Early looks at the film reveal that the plot focuses on juice-head cop (Sorrentin) who must whip an over weight , bumbling recruit (Jefferies) into shape or lose his badge after being busted for steroid use. The two eventually form a bond when they realize they can communicate through flexing/jiggling their abs which they use to take down New York’s illicit steroid market. Middle Ground is expected to hit theaters in early December 2012.
“The challenge lies ahead and the stakes are high. The obstacles that lie ahead will shake them to their very core. One question remains: which one of these men will be… The Biggest Loser?”
“Uh-oh. I think they’ve spotted our camera.”
so over here you got a keg and over there you got a six pack.
“Uh-oh. I think they’ve spotted our camera.”
(Apologies for the double post.)
Joe Rogan secretly filmed The Situation getting up close with his hog.
Wow, I guess I wasn’t the only person who saw this picture (or any picture) and thought of Joe Rogan’s hog.
BLT, GTL
Chunk from the Goonies finally running into One-Eyed Willie and deciding not to look for his treasure.
Mike wanted to prove to people what I good person he was by taking his little brother “the station” out with him.
After the twentieth fat guy of the night shows him his gut (“Hey The Situation, what should I call these abs?” “I don’t know, man. The Unpleasantness?”), Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, realizing that this is how it’s gonna be from now on, contemplates how many suicide bullets his famous abs would be able to take.
Mike thinks to himself: “How am I going to get out of THIS situation?”
Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino hangs his head in shame as a new abs champ is crowned.
Truffle Shuffle him!
“PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!”
America: 1776-2010
An unsuspecting fan catches “The Situation” preparing for some self-love.
James Corden didn’t care about the breakdown in communications with his comedy partner, or the backlash back home – Horne and Corden USA was totally happening.
Hi Britishgummers.
For a second there you had me worried that it WAS James Corden.
Guidough.
Michael Cera is a jerk.
Vanity Fair’s up-and-coming male celebrities
“I’m so loaded Snookie. Hey, look at my abs. i grew one more…………HEY! You’re not Snookie!!!”
Before and after Stretching with Angela Lansbury.
My hadn’t the heart to tell Ronnie he’d been replaced by Dan Cortese.
Jersey Shore is playing at my house, my house.
Mike damnit! I already downvoted myself. Too much snow on the keyboard.
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I’d feel so ironic in that situation too!
Pictured from left to amirite: Self-soothing, Self-conscious
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ABC: Always Be Checking Your Abs
The Situation meets The Crisis.
Before meets After:
The Muscle Milk+Spray Tan Diet. Turn that chubby manbaby into a chiseled douche.
“Thank god I’m not you.” – The Situation
“Thank god I’m not you.” – The Fat Situation
“JINX!” – The Situation
“JINX!” – The Fat Situation
It’s Alec and Stephen Baldwin, the ab version.
The irony of the situation was not lost on Wally Washboard – he did what any fun-loving kid down at the shore for summer would have – let it all hang out.
You call that a situation? I’ve got like three situations right here.
Mmm yeahhh, look at me. That’s literally hundreds of six packs right there.
Pictured: the Situation and a situation.
Just a very normal thing to happen in what appears to be a disco subway station at night.
pictured: two adults
I don’t have a caption, but this photo has me wondering how many hours a week Mike (I refuse to call him The Situation because that is not a name and I am an adult) spends looking at his abs. Does he put makeup on them when he goes out? Does he talk them at night night before he goes to sleep?
well look at him looking at them! he and his abs are obviously on very intimate terms. I’m sure they all have names and their own personalities. ugh.
“I can have a seven way…by myself!”
guy next to him: “Room for one more?”
Crisco all over them abs.
The situation on the left is heart disease.
Mike “The Situation”: “That’s how I used to look back in pre-historic kindergarten.”
Mike the Situation says ” It ain’t only bitches that hang out with fat chicks to make themselves looks better”
Time Traveling Future Situation tries desperately to warn his younger self of things yet to come
Egocentric meets Eggocentric.
The Situation meets The Abomination (LOLZ ALL ARUND! AMIRITE?)
Before class today I was readying through videogum, and the girl next to when she saw me reading this said “That man is 27 years old.” I feel this is enough to say.
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“I’m not sure I agree. Petruchio and Kate have a more balanced relationship than what you’ve implied, it’s obvious in Kate’s final soliloquy.”
CBS greenlights “Two and a Half Men” spin-off.
The Situation sees a fat man, considers the fleeting nature of health and virility, wonders if the people at Golds Gym will let him work out after closing hours.
“Oh, so I did wear the blue ones today…..Wait, where’d this guy come from?”
Fat kids have souls, ok!
“One of us has Asperger’s and one of us has Down’s: Guess which!”
Too soon???
The thing that depresses me most about this photo (besides the obvious commentary on the foods in our schools) is that one guy got paid to go to this party and the other paid to go to this party.
*Note: The Situation was not affected by the food in America’s school because he probably never attended; hence, great abs!
Pictured: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino (right) and his brother Dave “That Situation” Sorrentino (left)
MTV: We’ve struck oil.
eyes up here, ladies
Wow, so many good ones on here! I humbly offer my own:
Mike: “Yo, dude, come over here. You can be the before to my after.”
FAKE!
fat boy – alright guys, i did what you asked…now where’s my free beer and nachos? and you swear that photo won’t leak onto the web, right? right guys?
*one hour later*
shiiiiiiit….
mike the situation – maybe if i look away, they won’t know it’s me posing with chubs here…besides, they said it won’t be leaked on the web
*one hour later*
shiiiiiiiit….
Authorities believe that this photo caused the Alec Baldwin “misunderstanding” that has dominated the blogosphere in this, the late week of our early- to mid- February modern lives.