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Sure, you will be the first to admit that your boyfriend’s former hosting duties on your favorite TV show, Fear Factor, and his current hosting duties on your favorite fighting championship, the Ultimate Fighting Championship, are definitely bonuses. You like a man with ambition and “success.” But his career is not what you find most attractive. No way. The thing that you love about your boyfriend, Joe Rogan, the most–the thing that really gets to the core of your being, and winds itself around your soul–is how he refers to his dick as his “hog,” and how he makes homophobic locker-room videos in which he terrorizes barely-post-pubescent fans by videotaping them and overlaying that video with pig rooting sound effects and shouts of “ride ‘em cowboy.” The thing that you love most about your boyfriend is how he is a self-obsessed, hyper-aggressive, insecure piece of human garbage who treats putting teenagers in their place like it’s his job.
What a great video! And what a clever and necessary way to handle the situation! Your boyfriend is so creative! (Via Defamer.)
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He was different when we met! You see, he worked as an electrician at a news radio station. Oh, he would tell me such whimsical stories of his coworkers. Of Dave, and Lisa, and that rascal Bill. I feel as if I know Matthew, Beth, Catherine, and Jimmy James simply from his stories. And we were happy, then. I can’t say when things began to change. Truthfully, I did not notice that there had been a change until he was forcing strangers to eat horrifying parts of animal anatomy. And now….now I think Matthew and Dave would weep to see what my boyfriend became.
Your last name is Girelli?
Dude, your tag is egregious, If that was me in rogans situation, it’ not about homophobia at all, it’s a personal space issue.
If Joe Rogan is a homophobe, which he very well may be, he could have and would have reacted far differently.
But on the other hand, why would you sit there and gawk at Cocks in the locker room? That’s probably one of the rudest things imaginable. Let me do what I need to do here in peace, without some slack jawed idiot pacing around nervously and staring at my business.
I don’t like assholes staring at me when I’m fully clothed, especially when they have the look in their eyes and on their face that this dude had. And let’s stop pretending that 20 year old or 18 year old idiots don’t need to be put in their place, like they’re just kids. However old this dude is, he is a creepy clown, and rogan has as much right to film it as the asshole has rights to be an asshole and cock gawk. So while Rogan may be a GIGANTIC FUCKING ASSHOLE (Which he usually is) the gym locker room is supposed to be a safe space for your stuff for a work out, and you shouldn’t be worried about someone eye-fucking you or making you feel uncomfortable.
Flip the script and put a weird dude with a hole in the woman’s shower. Capiche?
I’m going to get downvoted to hell and I don’t care at all.
I’m sure we would all like to stand up for our boyfriend, but I don’t think that him + naked + video camera + locker room = SAFE PLACE FOR YOUR STUFF.
Correction: *It’s Not about homophobia at all*
Huckabeast, I have a padlock and a small penis, so I’m covered.
And Just a quick side question – Gabe, aren’t you all about appreciating artists and entertainers but not being weird or psycho about it? I mean, isn’t it frowned upon to bother a celeb at a meal, or in the bathroom, or on a plane? So the Gym locker room is cool?
First of all, relax, DS3M.
Second of all, it’s not homophobic to want your personal space or to shun the unwanted attentions of a stranger. It is homophobic to videotape that stranger and accuse them of perversion and overdub “ride ‘em cowboy” sound-effects and post that video on-line, ESPECIALLY when you are a public figure and well aware that your own role in the video will ensure it a higher level of visibility. I’m not saying that kids being creeps in the locker room is cool, I am saying that there are certainly 100 better ways to deal with this situation than public shaming. And homophobia has a long history of public shaming rituals. And please do not pretend that Joe Rogan videotaping someone in the locker room is just well-reasoned defense. There is an obvious line drawn between seeking well-deserved privacy, and doing so at the detriment of other people.
Fair Enough.
The sound effects were a bit much, I just put myself in rogan’s shoes, since I have found myself in similarly uncomfortable locker room scenarios.
I didn’t have the foresight to step into creepy boys shoes, but perhaps he’s not all there in the head? Idk, like I said, pour the downvotes, I hate Joe Rogan and Homophobia but hey…
i’m just excited you used (created?) what is going to be my new fav phrase: “cock gawk”
Can’t we all agree that this post just generally flopped. The video was fake and gay, and I get the feeling that the Rogan’s “fan” is probably some retarded nephew of the gym owner that is hired to clean up towels. There is no other explanations that would make sense. He would still be your boyfriend if this video was never made.
Fair enough! I’ve always liked your comments DS3M, so let’s put the past behind us and look to the future.
What I’m trying to say is, I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend with my life your right to say them.
I’ve never understood that expression. Where else would we put the past, in a sidecar?
even though i, unlike my boyfriend Joe Rogan, am not a huge asshole, i would freak the F out if some person was creeping around trying to peek at my business. (my business is lady parts so that’s why i didn’t say dick) anyway, i agree with DS3M that this kid’s behavior is unacceptable.
And yet, he could still do so much better than Rogan.
It’s that, as pointed out in the Defamer post, there are many, many different and less inappropriate ways to deal with this problem than recording the guy without even telling the guy why you are recording him. I could only stomach watching the video once, but it didn’t seem that my best beloved Joe Rogan even told the guy why he was recording him. The point of the Holla Back sites et al. are to call public attention to creeps invading your personal space, while telling the creeps to stop invading your space. For example, the Washington City Paper’s groping guide.
You can aggressively respond to situations without behaving like a homophobic sociopath, you know? Especially when you are a big beefy straight dude.
if you ever step a un flip flopped foot into a NYSC locker room, all of ya’ll would have a lot more sympathy for Joe Rogan. Seriously you guys it is a gross out gathering of the lookey loos. I have even seen two guys in one shower. At the same time! That is what after hip hop dance class I take my sweaty self home on the sidewalk for a shower in my apartment.
So… what’s the problem here? Some dude is going out of his way to see him naked. That’s pretty creepy. How is this homophobic? How is this kid “terrorized?” Dial down the rhetoric, NameCallingGUM.
Since he is my boyfriend, I know that is not pig sounds being overlayed. Joe Rogan’s body naturally emits pig sounds at all times. Yes, it gets a little distracting sometimes, but he is my boyfriend, and has a big hog, so I love him.
Let’s not fight over him since there is plenty Rogan for all of us, but he’s been my boyfriend since I heard him talking about killer whales. Joe says they called a truce with humans in WW2 in order to get fighter pilots to stop using their kind for target practice. He knows what he’s talking about. He read about it on the Internet.
maybe that kid is marveling at how tiny it is? or the pustules? OR he’s not looking at his hog at all but at how his ass hair is braided…and Joe Rogan is for sure an ass braid.
If Rogan were a true American hero, he’d take that kid under his wing (yikes mental image) and teach him how to eye penises discreetly.
How many different levels of weird can one video hit?
Eyeing up penises is truly a lost art. Thank you, Joe Rogan.
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I’m so confused.
I don’t know what’s more upsetting: this video or the monsters who can’t see why this poor man’s Jeremy Piven is a homophobe. You know what you can do when someone creepy makes an unwanted advance? ASK HIM TO STOP. I do it all the time.
Not only is Joe Rogan a homophobe, he is a hypocrite. It’s pretty clear to me that he wants everyone to stare at his dick.
Exactly. It’s like, yeah, my boyfriend’s hog is great, but I kinda like that time just for us, you know? I’m not jealous or whatever, it’s just… my MOM saw this. She was all, “Why on God’s green earth is that BOYFRIEND of yours going on about his you-know-whats in the internet pictures?” and I was all “SHUT UP MOM YOU JUST CAN’T DEAL WITH THE FACT THAT WE’RE IN LOVE.”
But I’m gonna have a long talk with him about the proper usage of our camcorder after I get done SHOOTING MYSELF IN THE FACE.
I’m kinda with Defamer, where was the shame in this kid’s game? Without the stealth, where’s the fun? Someone send this one back to Peeping Tom Academy, he clearlt cheated to graduate. But I have believed for years that Joe Rogan’s special brand of jackass is best reserved for taunting Carlos Mencia, so this doesn’t surprise me. I mean yay, Joe, for not making it as bad as he could have made it, but boo, Joe, for videotaping it
WHAT.
All Joe Rogan has shown us is how weird it is when a man sets a camera up on himself in the locker room and talks to it for several minutes. That is all. That is the only thing we know happened here.
Also, I have always gotten him confused with Joe Francis, and I think that fact bears consideration.
I really hope those are my sound effects playing throughout the whole video as well.
Nope, I love my boyfriend Joe Rogan because he lets me use his isolation and sensory-deprivation tank while we get high on DMT and make Youtube videos about it. For the kids!
1) Why was he working out with a backwards hat on?
2) Why was he so wet (TWSS?) the entire time if he had a towel in hand?
So many things I don’t understand here.
Oh Please! Woman deal with this and worse on a daily basis. We live in a society that encourages voyeurism.
To me, the look on the kid’s face doesn’t evoke creepiness. He seems more like he’s awkwardly trying to be in on the joke. He undoubtedly recognizes Rogan from something and is wandering around near him to hopefully partake in whatever conversations (grunts) Rogan’s having with his doppleganging, one-man entourage. The kid’s laughing at everything they say, not just hoggazing the whole time.
I used to want to go on Fear Factor when I was like 16. Now not so much
fake!
How come, whenever there’s a naked comedian, with a camera, in a locker room, it’s never Sarah Silverman?
the WORST thing about this, besides all the other worst things, is that whoever edited it, for some unthinkable reason, decided to use Stan Getz’s perfectly fantastic rendition of The Girl from Ipanema as the background music
WHY??!
Me and my BF are going to watch “Wild Hogs” tonight. He keeps saying the movie was named after him, but I don’t know what that means!
I think it’s pretty awesome that Gabe was able in provoke a serious, in-depth discussion on Joe Rogan’s reasoning behind doing anything that he does. Homophobe, creepaphobe, dehydraphobe, this guy still is Joe Rogan…right?! We’re still talking about the guy who’s famous catchphrases consist of “you gonna eat that?” and “he’s going for the pretzel-hold.” Being genuinely offended by this video is like getting angry at Jay Leno’s head for taking up more space than yours.