Speaking of cards, go to jail.
I liked Sarah Palin better when she was played by Juliette Lewis in that biography “The Other Sister”…
This one’s for you, internet…
Sarah Palin is your neighbor
I don’t think I’m out of line saying that Sarah Palin would like the world to suck her enormous black c**k.
(Hey, she said it. Just not in so many words.)
Is this clip 25 years old? Chris Wallace’s suit is telling me it is.
There’s a soft spot in my heart for Chris Wallace because he looks like one of the puppets from the “Land of Confusion” video.
I love how Sarah Palin is playing the mentor role now. Like, ?you betcha we Republicans are gonna keep a close eye on the whether President Obama starts a war in Iran, just so we folks know what side of the issue to support.?
God hated this woman at birth and now I believe Satan is starting to distance himself. 2012, fingers crossed
I really enjoyed dafs’ tweet from yesterday: “I would never call Sarah Palin a retard, because every retarded person I’ve ever met has been a perfectly decent human being.”
I like how she puts air quotes around “serve.” Is she trying to make a point or just trying to look like she might be?
WALLACE: When you do the air quotes…. does it hurt?
PALIN: Every time…
Shouldn’t serve only be in quotes when applied to someone who didn’t fully “serve” their term.
Why this woman continues to receive any sort of serious media attention is beyond me.
That’s why I like reading about her on Videogum. She belongs on the same level as Ginger Kid and Topher Grace.
That’s insulting. Why can’t you at least pretend the ginger kid is a human being?
By serious, do you mean Fox News? Because I think it’s safe to assume that serious people with brains that seriously work won’t be watching Fox News…except for we here at seriousgum, but only for what a joke it is.
yep, because only serious people with brains that seriously work and seriousgummers are allowed to vote and/or participate in public life
Note to Elephants:
We can only bomb Iran if Sarah can find it on a map (that isn’t drawn on her hand).
Sarah Palin is jealous of retards
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I understand everything now: she just needs to get porked rotten, and she will ease up. I have a feeling her husband isn’t delivering the goods.
Someone tried that, already, didn’t they? It was in this documentary I saw:
Look, I happen to be female. Downvote me if you will, but this is not the demeanor of a woman who is getting some. Of course, since her husband has to share a bed with a sociopath, perhaps there’s a reason to this, but…
Few people frustrate me like this woman. Just because declaring war on Iraq worked for Bush and got him reelected does not make declaring war on Iran the same thing for one huge reason: IRAN ACTUALLY HAS NUKES. Not to mention their always-lovable-and-stylishly-dressed-dictator is crazy enough to use them. I mean YIKES, Sarah Palin. Could you possibly do more to show the world that you are totally inept embarrassment/nightmare of a person?
1. It’s not clear that Iran “has nukes” yet. Iran probably does not have nukes.
2. Ahmedinejad is not the dictator, although he was “reelected” in a very suspicious set of circumstances.
3. The Supreme Leader, Ali Khameini, is the real power in Iran.
4. Crazy people can still understand mutually assured destruction.
Other than that I agree with you!
If the election were today, I do not think you would be elected either, missy. Just sayin’.
this is all I can think of when Sarah Palin opens her mouth on TV.
There are just too many terrible things I want to say, so all I’ll just show you how this lady makes me feel:
like you’re making an angry poop?
I love how she pretends that if Obama were to change his policy and start implimenting a more conservative approach to the Middle East she would come out and support “her president”. And by her president I mean the man that was freely elected by the people to support our/her county. When did we get so far gone that half the country (this goes both ways)is constantly rooting for the other half to fail? Then we get the Sarah Palin’s of the world who despite their “common family man” appeal sure enjoy being away from their family for as long as humanly possible. That is unless Fox news recently moved the entire operation to Alaska (I wouldn’t rule it out). Sarah just better hope that Drunk Uncle Assholes come out to vote in the thousands.
Downvote for your use of the apostrophe in “the Sarah Palin’s of the world”. Adding an apostrophe does not make something plural. Go mail yourself a bomb, brainiac.
And you kinda sucked after Traffic. Palins it is.
I’m not gonna front. I’m a sucker for “Valerie.” But dude was too harsh in the grammar police role.
Steve Winwood wasn’t in Traffic. Perhaps you’re thinking of Michael Douglas, Benicio Del Toro, or MY MAN TOPHER GRACE.
Traffic was a band. You have to be 800 years old like me to remember.
If Sarah Palin becomes President, I’m not only leaving the country, but I am moving to one of those countries that likes to point large nuclear weapons at us.
Please tell me all Alaskans and women are embarrassed to share a state/sex with this woman? It seems like everyone is laughing at her, but I’m really worried there must be a large group of people in Alaska who support everything the Palinator has to say, and I wanna hold onto the lovely image of liberal Alaskans that has been seared into my brain from watching Northern Exposure since I was a little’un….
If women should be ashamed to share genitalia (no GOPo) with Sarah Palin, then every respectable man on the planet should immediately commit seppuku before they’re able to reproduce.
So upvoted for your astute analysis.
I tried to think of something witty to say to amuse myself, but instead I cried for America.
“Its funny you should ask that question Chris, because I happen to have a prepared answer that took me two hours get down. It also happens to make no sense and shows how disastrous it would be if I ‘served’ this country”
Girl, what is up wit yo HAIR?
Wait wait, I got another one:
“Tonight it will be my presidency you are dreaming of.”
Since when is there a country called “eye-ran?”
Yes, by all means, let’s all take advice from “people” who use “airquotes” around words like “serve.”
Look at all the downvoting! Palin makes us grumpy.
Maybe she is just one step ahead of the game (perhaps from the future?), and we don’t get it yet.
A sexy asshole.
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