Usually we try to keep the “that’s your boyfriend/girlfriend” stuff to one or two posts a week, because we are here to inform and entertain, not facilitate sexual intercourse between monsters. But is it my fault that everyone you’ve ever dated has decided to creep it up all over the internet today? Is this the hotel where you guys do it?
(via BuzzFeed)
That’s an actual advertisement? Someone wants their product associated with that? “Come stay at our hotels. We promise that at least one mentally unstable girl has been in your room before, doing stuff that is, like, well, let’s just say you would want someone to go to the brain hospital to have their feelings cured if you saw them doing this stuff. Every room. Your room. Guaranteed.”

































No. Just…no.
I was hoping that toaster would be plugged in and…BZZZZ.
Also, I’ve never wished AIDS upon anyone, but I’m tempted to make an exception for her. The toilet at 2:10 was worse than watching Saw.
this is more interesting, madonna sex scandal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SixMNp_e550
They’re never going to get the smudges off that TV screen.
Does she do windows?
Is this Dadaist porn?